Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1847
Monday, July 29th 2019

Hares:
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
Map to Run 1847 A-Site
Scribe:   Crimson Penis
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf and Sausage Head
Runners:   67
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°54'25.09"N   100°57'48.33"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSiam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
cheetah-120Hares:
She's the Boss, Happy Survivor and Sausage Head
Scribe:   Crimson Penis
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf and Sausage Head
Runners:   67
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°54'25.09"N   100°57'48.33"E
Map to Run 1847 A-Site
Siam CC Road - Soi 34 2 km S - FC Planet Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

66 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Crimson Penis


I always dreamt about living in Thailand/Pattaya. Nowadays I'm now thinking, what am I even doing here at all? Thailand and especially Pattaya is light years from what it used to be.

But every Monday those dark thoughts disappear because the hash is still going strong and is as fun as it always has been. And with a GM, to quote himself, is able to work with 60 imbeciles, what could go wrong.

How many imbeciles we were this time and who got run/hare rewards is mentioned elsewhere so i won't double doing that. Except one DUCHESS TADPOLE who should get Hash Hero for Life Award for her work in making PH3 known as the hash that leaves a place cleaner then when it was when we got there. TADPOLE does a much better job than Greta Thunberg, action instead of striking.

The A site was surprisingly close to Pattaya, almost like the old Days when it was just past the Butterfly Bar and it was all good running territory. The hares a Slovenian/German anschluss of SHE'S THE BOSS, HAPPY SURVIVOR and SAUSAGE HEAD.

The hares gave a good run, walk, paper and check information that were crystal clear to all except LORD CHICKEN FUCKER and off they went. Since I am (after bribes with Swedish cheez doodles) allowed to hang with the cool guys behind NIGHT RIDER's car and listen to the weird and amazing tales from EMPEROR AIRHEAD (I WILL NEVER FORGET TO FEED THE CHICKENS).

Doing that, I apparently missed out on a great run/walk but that's ok because different from them I know not to forget to feed the chickens.

Thanks to the hares we got some delicious Slovenian salami and thanks to the birthday girl SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE we got some good whiskey too, happy 70th birthday to you.

In the lottery we of course had to put a wrong number scammer in the bucket, then I got to see something amazing, a young boy, 8 or 9 years old as a Winner and what do you think he picked from the table full of cookies and candy? A bottle of RED WINE!!! The time to call AA is now…..

EMPEROR AIRHEAD ices the hares and gives them thumbs up on all parts except hiding HHH signs on the wrong side of the road and behind a tree wasn't optimal use of that sign.

Next on the ice are the Australians. In my opinion only because EA yet again feels the need to brag about his first class pyjamas he got from SKIPPY (CAPTAIN KANGAROO). Those must be nice.

After that it was tongue breaking time for EA trying hard to pronounce the Norwegian Ottar Furoe from Ålesund correctly. Well, EA sent him off with a mission to start a PH3 daughter hash in Ålesund, good luck in your quest and beware people of Ålesund.

Then its Wanker of the Week, finally time for GANGREEN to get rid of the ”flattering” spoon of shame. The nominees are KNICKERLESS, didn't hear the reason, ARSE-HOLEO. don't need a reason but heard something about beer amount over the legal 2 cans a time, SPEEDO PETE for lying Hash Crash, and finally SEAL SUCKER for messing around with the check sticks, and for that he earned first place in the spoon competition.

Finally we celebrate SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE properly. She's given the circle and nominates LOST CAUSE for Hash Hero for helping the old and slow some of us (all?) through the tricky parts of the run.

"Swing Low Sweet Chariot"

On-On!  Crimson Penis


Show Run 1847 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 67

Hashers Present Last Week - 52

123 ARSE VAN HOLE; 316 ARSE-HOLEO; 707 BALL RINGER; 199 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 198 BURL IVES; 74 CANNONBALL; 35 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 26 CHIP CHIP; 55 CRIMSON PENIS; 147 DEL BOY; 199 DIRT LOONEY; 246 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 611 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1499 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 51 FRENCH KISS; 739 G.I. JOE; 406 GANGREEN; 80 GING GANG GOOLIES; 201 GOLDEN RIVET; 90 HOI WAN; 137 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 537 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 455 LIBERACE; 1144 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 232 LOST CAUSE; 128 MAYO QUEEN; 201 MISS USE ME; 288 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 26 PARISIAN TITI; 8 PC PORN; 151 PHANTOM; 66 PHONEY CUNT; 125 PINK DOLPHIN; 71 PISS POORER; 171 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 85 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 23 SAUSAGE HEAD; 113 SCOOBIE DOO; 294 SEAL SUCKER; 518 SGT LONE WOLF; 796 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 830 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 37 SLUG; 53 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 14 SQUEEZE MY NUTS; 507 TAMPAX; 92 TESTICLES; 154 THE WIZARD; 293 TWO TIME; 154 UNSTABLE LOAD; 922 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 444 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 12

109 BANANAS; 483 BELL END; 211 BEN 10; 254 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 61 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 66 JACK WOW; 10 KNICKERLESS; 14 MADAM SIN; 33 NINJA PRINCESS; 73 SHE'S THE BOSS; 58 SPEEDO PETE; 30 SPLINTER DICK;

Visitors - 1

15 YANKY CRANK - Tampa Bay Hash, USA

Virgins - 2

Ottar Furoe; Antisa Kiatbumrungkajon;

Leavers - 3

ARSE-HOLEO; CAPTAIN KANGAROO; CRIMSON PENIS;

Anniversaries - 3

BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK was presented a 10 Hared Runs Hat.
SEAL SUCKER was presented a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR was presented a 50 PH3 Runs T-Shirt.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 4

DUCHESS TADPOLE - Hash Hero - For clearing litter on the trail every week.
LOST CAUSE - Hash Hero - For helping every week to clear the A-site.
BANANAS - Hash Crash - Took a tumble on the trail.
SEAL SUCKER - Wanker of the Week - For just dropping back check sticks on the trail.

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~