Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1850
Antique's 75th Birthday Run
Monday, August 19th 2019

Hares:
Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
Map to Run 1850 A-Site
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   92
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'36.83"N   100°58'50.71"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
birthday-cakeHares:
Antique, Barnacle Bollox, Lord Chicken Fucker
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners:   92
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'36.83"N   100°58'50.71"E
Map to Run 1850 A-Site
Phoenix CC Road - 6.9 km E of Sukhumvit - slip road at new flyover
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Welcome to PH3 run number 1850 Antique's 75th Birthday Run. The hares were ANTIQUE, BARNACLE BOLLOX and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER. The run was well received by the hashers.Thank to ANTIQUE for sponsoring the shirts and the barbecue.

The raffle was conducted by THE WIZARD with help by CHIP CHIP. The hashers look forward to this every week. The lucky winners took their prizes.

The virgins were called in. Most of them were ANTIQUE's friends and family. Some of them took the ice and all seemed to like the run.

ANTIQUE was called in and presented a cake from the PH3 for his 75th birthday. Then THE WIZARD played "This is My Life". The teachers where ANTIQUE grew up said, "He had a hard time learning". Then we found out while ANTIQUE was in Las Vegas he met the Rat Pack and Frank Sinatra came over to his table with his friends and ANTIQUE sent them away saying he was too busy.

UNSTABLE LOAD and WANK-KING'S WANKER were put in the bucket for talking.

Then the story went on saying he was a recovering alcoholic. He went to the paint store buy some paint thinner. The salesperson said that he knows his background. Finally he said he could buy the thinner. ANTIQUE replied, "Do you have any cold?"

SPERM POLLUTER took over as a RA. He put GASMAN in the bucket. PHANTOM, BANANAS and a Dutch guy were put on the ice. They were caught talking. SPERM POLLUTER called in few a others for talking including a Young Thai lady. While she was on the ice SPERM POLLUTER was walking in circles and she asked why he was. He said he did not need a ticket talk to her.

WANK-KING'S WANKER award time - SGT LONE WOLF 30 hares, SIR WANDA 50 runs, SCOOBIE DOO 5 Hares, GASMAN from the bucket was awarded 50 runs. Congratulations to all!

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER called in ANTIQUE and his two daughters.

The GM called in his wife BURLEY CHASSIS and HAPPY SURVIVOR saying they do everything together so the ice might be good for their wrinkles but decided the bucket would be better. Should be a good night at THE WIZARD's house.

The hares were called in for their hares song. With the traditional hash song and the circle was closed.

Great day and night out for everybody. Thanks hares for all their hard work today.

Happy Birthday ANTIQUE!

On-On!  Cannonball


Show Run 1850 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 92

Hashers Present Last Week - 43

2 Parichat Kancharoen; 2 Gerardus Kleft; 179 ANTIQUE; 126 ARSE VAN HOLE; 710 BALL RINGER; 112 BANANAS; 201 BURL IVES; 77 CANNONBALL; 124 CASPER; 29 CHIP CHIP; 202 DIRT LOONEY; 614 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 54 FRENCH KISS; 742 G.I. JOE; 409 GANGREEN; 204 GOLDEN RIVET; 26 HARD ON; 93 HOI WAN; 540 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 458 LIBERACE; 1147 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 235 LOST CAUSE; 130 MAYO QUEEN; 204 MISS USE ME; 291 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 29 PARISIAN TITI; 11 PC PORN; 154 PHANTOM; 128 PINK DOLPHIN; 173 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 26 SAUSAGE HEAD; 76 SHE'S THE BOSS; 799 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 833 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 50 SIR WANDA; 56 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 151 SPERM POLLUTER; 510 TAMPAX; 157 THE WIZARD; 296 TWO TIME; 157 UNSTABLE LOAD; 925 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 447 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 31

9 Fon Cox; 8 Frank Cox; 2 Nika Marlow; 2 Nicole Marlow; 2 Zeta Normanton; 3 Sharron Normanton; 3 Pauline Smith; 21 BABY DEE; 121 BABY WIPES; 201 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 255 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 13 CHERRY BLOSSOM; 10 COMPUTER GEEK; 124 DESI SWALLOW; 248 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 50 GAS MAN; 63 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 332 KARAMBA; 11 KNICKERLESS; 277 LORD LUCAN; 110 MASTER CHEF; 61 POL DANCER; 33 RUNNING DEER; 86 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 114 SCOOBIE DOO; 296 SEAL SUCKER; 519 SGT LONE WOLF; 110 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 240 TRY-A-FUCK; 434 VELCRO DICK; 39 VIOS;

Visitors - 11

5 BUSH DIVER - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
5 HAND BRAKE - Angeles City Hash, Philippines
22 AXEL GREASE - Cebu City H3, Philippines
6 BURLY CHASSIS - Lompok H3, Indonesia
1 James Howell - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
25 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Tanveer Patel - Pune Hash, India
1 CRIPPLE NIPPLE - Pune Hash, India
1 PUSSY CONTROLLER - Pune Hash, India
19 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
19 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3

Virgins - 7

Andy Green; Nick Harrison; Nicole Marlow; Nicholas Marlow; Juliet Marlow; Emily Marlow; Sally Yongto;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

SGT LONE WOLF was presented a 30 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
SCOOBIE DOO was presented a 35 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
GAS MAN was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.
SIR WANDA was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday ANTIQUE - 21 August.