Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1865
Monday, December 2nd 2019

Hares:
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
Map to Run 1865 A-Site
Scribe:   Alice
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°51'45.93"N   101° 2'23.16"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
rainbow-foot-120Hares:
Bum Boy, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Jungle Mother
Scribe:   Alice
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°51'45.93"N   101° 2'23.16"E
Map to Run 1865 A-Site
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Alice


A most convivial ride out chatting to good company then the busman floored the pedal in the fast lane before the U turn. That got the heart racing. The A site was on the roadside but fairly remote and we were unmolested for the duration. Well, unmolested if you disqualify ARSE-HOLEO and WANK-KING’S WANKER. SCAR W2T’S fessed up to new shoes which were sandals so old the sole flapped as THE WIZARD pointed out.

BUM BOY gave the hare brief and off we went into the palm trees as the hare suddenly remembered about checks and back checks, but we were away following a stream bed. It was shaded, flat and decent running, which could be said for most of this great run.

Crossing a small stream I had LOVE BOAT and BALL RINGER in front of me and Hash Flash SAUSAGE HEAD was around and about for much of the first half.

Through the trees and suddenly no paper, then strips went left but runners ahead were straight but silent. Another back check I didn’t notice - those blasted blue sticks! As we came into a forest area all confusion broke loose. Runners. Walkers. A steep downhill section. Paper both ways.

DEL BOY, usually so quick to read trail, was off in best Freddie Mercury mode, head down, arse up, fists pumping. Only trouble was he was running the walkers’ trail backwards until the penny dropped.

At the paper both ways I went right, mostly to avoid BB’s stentorian comments. After a few hundred meters I realized we were ON and ran with TOM BOY, MOTHER MAY I, THE WIZARD, the Belgium guy in red shirt and naff mullet thingy and BEETROOT HEAD. Through sparse forest and rubber trees then out to an open check.

On-on was called straight but I’d gone right so I tried to be clever and managed to get through young tapioca to rejoin trail just ahead of a few FRBs.

Some more forest and palms and walkers were now converging from the left, including a sheepish LOVE BOAT who mumbled something about taking the shorter route in error. I had 7.32 km in 56 enjoyable minutes and it was time to circle up after a yummy VV cheese roll.

GANGREEN got Wanker of the Week for being a 2 beer thief but it seems the 1 beer rule isn’t taken seriously by some. The icings followed thick and fast. SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC for leaving red spray can in forest; EMPEROR AIRHEAD for claiming a lost blue PH3 cap.

The raffle saw MAYO QUEEN win Viagra, LIBERACE an orange gorilla and FCUK OFF a nice bottle of Vodka amongst others.

The EMPEROR noted the moon, Jupiter and Venus aligned and I was tempted to shout out something stupid about Uranus but there were a couple shouting enough stupid comments already. Cookie was re-named COOKIE MONSTER and WKW splashed SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC for his 20th hare. RSB sang "Two Little Queers" and FLAMINGO BUTTPLUG threw WKW’s fag away.

SCAR W2T’S was wrecked and got Morgan Freeman and Marty Feldman confused in his attempt to splash DIRT LOONEY for peripheral vision in Nana Plaza! KNICKERLESS said Chang makes her happy and ARSE-HOLEO had plenty to say but most of it unintelligible.

GI JOE punished MOTHER MAY I from Bahrain for his little girl’s laugh and got SPERM POLLUTER to retell his romantic proposal story including a taxi man about include rape for a girl’s THB 1000 all in fare to U-Tapao.

BELL END was honoured for 500 runs, FCUK OFF for coming out ahead in his US divorce, SHE’S THE BOSS for trying Indian Viagra and LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS for his welcoming committee.

LORD CHICKEN FCUKER told Xmas tall tales and iced BALL RINGER, BB and NO MORE CUM for being a turkey, a fattened turkey and a homo fireman with WORE-SORE-MORE now home for Xmas stuffing. His version of "Another Brick In The Wall" had the line ‘Hey Gangreen, leave them kids alone!’ Which strangely GANGREEN enjoyed singing.

BALL RINGER and BEN 10 led the Hash Hymn before RSB got outed by management for repeat visits to the cooler for roadies. Simple rule: Enjoy your circle beer and ONE for the road.

Superb OnOnOn at Nicky’s with a tasty buffet in relaxed ambience. Hashing don’t get much better. Thank you PH3 hares and committee for two super runs and circles during my 10 days here.

On-On!  Alice


Show Run 1865 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 97

Hashers Present Last Week - 70

2 Thomas Eisenlauer; 2 Ute Eisenlauer; 2 Kuerston Lowie; 3 Francis Meeusen; 11 ALICE; 184 ANTIQUE; 139 ARSE VAN HOLE; 321 ARSE-HOLEO; 128 B. B.; 725 BALL RINGER; 103 BEETROOT HEAD; 500 BELL END; 228 BEN 10; 175 BENGT POTATO; 184 BUM BOY; 214 BURL IVES; 153 CAMEL HUMPER; 91 CANNONBALL; 139 CASPER; 250 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 62 CIA; 8 COOKIE MONSTER; 140 DESERT SCORPION; 217 DIRT LOONEY; 626 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1511 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 20 FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG; 31 FLATULENCE; 755 G.I. JOE; 423 GANGREEN; 217 GOLDEN RIVET; 76 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 105 HOI WAN; 10 HOMBRE; 74 JACK WOW; 18 JUNGLE MOTHER; 256 KEE MAH; 25 KNICKERLESS; 552 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 473 LIBERACE; 1161 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 248 LOST CAUSE; 119 LOVE BOAT; 141 MAYO QUEEN; 217 MISS USE ME; 302 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 265 NO MORE CUM; 166 PHANTOM; 72 POLE FUCKER; 40 SAUSAGE HEAD; 305 SCAR W/2TS; 90 SHE'S THE BOSS; 812 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 848 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 39 SLUG; 84 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 42 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 70 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 17 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 166 SPERM POLLUTER; 515 TAMPAX; 172 THE WIZARD; 236 TOM BOY; 243 TRY-A-FUCK; 309 TWO TIME; 171 UNSTABLE LOAD; 448 VELCRO DICK; 940 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 462 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 102 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 17

14 BRASS MONKEY; 41 CHIP CHIP; 158 DEL BOY; 31 DIARRHEA; 68 FRENCH KISS; 352 FUCK THE TRUTH; 28 HOBBIT; 29 JUNGLE PRINCESS; 92 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 281 LORD LUCAN; 173 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 41 PARISIAN TITI; 25 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 164 PISSED POLE DANCER; 40 SLEAZY; 97 TESTICLES; 31 WINDOW WANKER;

Visitors - 10

9 BLING - Desert H3, Dubai, UAE
1 Namfon Playlahar - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Rachel Tablada - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 FUCK OFF - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 JERSEY STEAMER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 MY PRECIOUS - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 VENOM - Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
6 DEAD GUMP - Rio Hash, Brazil
18 WARM PISS - Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
1 MOTHER MAY I - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 1

FLAMINGO BUTT PLUG;

Anniversaries - 3

SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs.
BELL END was congratulated for 500 PH3 Runs.
CHEAP NORGY CUNT was congratulated for 250 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 1

Thitima Chaithongsi was given the New Hash Name COOKIE MONSTER.

Saints and Sinners - 3

EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Hash Trash
SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Hash Trash
GANGREEN - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~