Pattaya H3

Latest PH3 Run 1866
The Belgian Run
Monday, December 9th 2019

Hares:
VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
Map to Run 1866 A-Site
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   99
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13° 0'12.04"N   101° 0'31.28"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
belgian-flagHares:
VV, Kiss My Toot, Street Cleaner, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Stephane, Francis
Scribe:   Arse Bandit
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head and Jack Wow
Runners:   99
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13° 0'12.04"N   101° 0'31.28"E
Map to Run 1866 A-Site
Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Hua Khun Chit lakeside
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Arse Bandit


Fifteen virgins at the PH3 Belgian Run.

Good run with a well papered, flat quiet A-site. Just a big lie about Jupiler Beer...... it tasted like Chang to many hashers . Haha. Belgian French fries very welcome after the run, paid and fried by the hares.

KNICKERLESS was there with her newish boyfriend PHANTOM (although I didnt see him I was assured he was there).

Raffle winners were in no order cos i can't remember SAUSAGE HEAD, ANTIQUE (thanks for the gin and lift home after the buses left without MADAM SIN and I.), STEPTOE, UNSTABLE LOAD, LOVE BOAT, ARSE VON HOLE, LOST CAUSE and PENELOPE PITSTOP.

NO MORE CUM iced for Hash Trash, he tripped over in the circle spilling his fries to everyone's amusement.

We have a new Hare-Raiser SPERM POLLUTER pledged an oath of allegiance to the Hash saying he promises to be better than the last one...

WINDOW WANKER and LORD CHICKEN FU**ER were iced for having birthdays this week both can sit down at the hash ...

WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket 3 times all for been caught talking by SCAR W\2TS who is going around giving yellow and then red cards to noise offenders....

ESTONIAN F***ER iced and bucketed (if that's a word) for talking and also not bringing Russian girls to the hash as he used to. Poor old NO MORE CUM was a bit lonely ...but good news. ESTONIAN F***ER promised to make up for it next week, Hip pip Hooray.

SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was iced and made to wear a Christmas hat with lights on so we can see how many beers he has.

SPASTIC WHORE KING and MAMMA SAN iced for not having hash shirts on. Luckily for MAMMA SAN the GM had a spare one but it was dirty so had to be washed in the bucket. Yes you know ,it was the shirt with the sleeves sewn up.

Still too much noise. SCAR W/2TS put first KNICKERLESS then KUNG FU QUEEN and NO TRUCKING IDEA as well.

WINDOW WANKER and PENELOPE PITSTOP were iced and whilst talking about titties PENELOPE got them out to a roar from the circle.

Virgins were then iced but 1 of a family of Danes wanted to see how cold the bucket was... The look on his face was priceless..

STEPTOE sang the hares song just after KUNG FU QUEEN did the splits on the ice.

I was asked into the circle with others for the last down down and Hash Hymn.

PS: Don't know how the On On bar was because I got left at the A site and rescued by ANTIQUE.

On-On!  Arse Bandit


Show Run 1866 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 99

Hashers Present Last Week - 63

3 Kuerston Lowie; 185 ANTIQUE; 140 ARSE VAN HOLE; 726 BALL RINGER; 104 BEETROOT HEAD; 185 BUM BOY; 215 BURL IVES; 154 CAMEL HUMPER; 92 CANNONBALL; 140 CASPER; 42 CHIP CHIP; 9 COOKIE MONSTER; 7 DEAD GUMP; 159 DEL BOY; 141 DESERT SCORPION; 218 DIRT LOONEY; 627 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 32 FLATULENCE; 69 FRENCH KISS; 756 G.I. JOE; 424 GANGREEN; 86 GING GANG GOOLIES; 218 GOLDEN RIVET; 77 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 75 JACK WOW; 26 KNICKERLESS; 553 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 474 LIBERACE; 1162 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 282 LORD LUCAN; 249 LOST CAUSE; 120 LOVE BOAT; 142 MAYO QUEEN; 218 MISS USE ME; 303 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 266 NO MORE CUM; 174 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 42 PARISIAN TITI; 26 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 167 PHANTOM; 165 PISSED POLE DANCER; 73 POLE FUCKER; 41 SAUSAGE HEAD; 306 SCAR W/2TS; 91 SHE'S THE BOSS; 813 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 849 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 41 SLEAZY; 40 SLUG; 85 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 43 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 71 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 18 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 167 SPERM POLLUTER; 173 THE WIZARD; 237 TOM BOY; 310 TWO TIME; 172 UNSTABLE LOAD; 449 VELCRO DICK; 941 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 463 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 103 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 32 WINDOW WANKER;

Returners - 19

5 Kamonchanok Kitngam; 99 ARSE BANDIT; 23 BABY DEE; 11 CAT WOMAN; 11 DICK IN THE DYKE; 27 ESTONIAN FUCKER; 334 KARAMBA; 9 KISS MY TOOT; 25 KUNG FU QUEEN; 24 MADAM SIN; 78 MAMA SAN; 96 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 35 RUNNING DEER; 307 SEAL SUCKER; 7 SINGING GRANNY; 230 STEPTOE; 108 STREET CLEANER; 146 TELLY TUBBY; 11 WALKING BEAR;

Visitors - 3

9 MIJO SLUT - Taipei Hash, Taiwan
1 JUST VIVIAN = Taipei Hash, Taiwan
4 JOHNNIE WALKER - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 14

Arnitsara Chinrun; Andreas Dilling; Tobias Furendal; Micki Herskind; Aranya Kaewboonruang; Naruethai Khuntee; Saknarong Kosiriwatthanakung; Oliver Petersen; Stephane Rappe; Joe Risicato; Soan Spencer; Anna Stanzer; Maksim Surzhik; Roger Svedberg;

Leavers - 1

ANTIQUE;

Anniversaries - 1

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was congratulated for 190 Hared Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

NO MORE CUM - Hash Trash - Tripped in circle and spilled his fries.

Birthdays - 2

Happy Birthday - LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - December 8.
Happy Birthday - WINDOW WANKER - December 7.