Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1869
The New Years Run
Monday, December 30th 2019

Hares:
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
Map to Run 1869 A-Site
Scribe:   Steptoe
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'28.42"N   101° 0'54.67"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
new-year-140Hares:
Sour Kraut Bone Collector, She's The Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head,Ging Gang Goolies
Scribe:   Steptoe
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°56'28.42"N   101° 0'54.67"E
Map to Run 1869 A-Site
Highway 36 - 2.7 km E on Shell Station Road
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Steptoe


Hello to the New Year a little early, THE WIZARD greets the virgins including Gabor from Hungary inducing an orgasm in PAPRIKA SMILEY and the pack is off. Comments from the Hash intelligentsia DIRT LOONEY ‘it was up and down with emotional hills’, ROCKY ‘there were trees’, WINDOW WANKER ‘Lots of back checks at the beginning followed by a flat section and woods’, PAPRIKA SMILEY ‘pack together with clever checks', LOVE BOAT ‘flat out, steep towards the end, easy, nice’, GI JOE ‘great run’, FUCK OFF ‘very good trail’, KARAMBA 'nice terrain’, Gabor ‘no like forest’ .

Meanwhile the Beer Hunters consisting of NO CUNT TROLL, ARSE VAN HOLE, WANK-KING’S WANKER, CIA, STEPTOE and REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD were discussing the meaning of life and trying to pronounce WANK-KING’S WANKER’s new word ‘obsequious’. Is this self descriptive?

THE CIRCLE

THE WIZARD ices NO TRUCKIN' IDEA for conveniently claiming Hash Trash of folding chair and sunglasses. Further ices JACKAL and PHONEY CUNT for Hash Crash both award, JACKAL in line for lifetime service award in this category. Further still, ices hares GING GANG GOOLIES, SHE’S THE BOSS, HAPPY SURVIVOR, BONE COLLECTOR, and SAUSAGE HEAD just for fun and tradition.

RAFFLE

Lucky winners are: NO MORE CUM white wine, LEG OVER teddy bear awww..., Laurie Pope towel, ATOMIC MUFF DIVER coffee percolator, NO CUNT TROLL booze, BALL RINGER biscuits, NUTCRACKER shaver (no more hairy pussy), crack bum bag, LOVE BOAT ladies bag.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD ices the hares below a ‘romantic Venus under the moon’ duh!! It seems GING GANG GOOLIES is tolerated, SHE’S THE BOSS and HAPPY SURVIVOR are a team, SAUSAGE HEAD has an appropriate name and BONE COLLECTOR is well..., BONE COLLECTOR. Further ices NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER for his evolution in the girlie stakes from take out at the TQ to online Troll.

Initially being seduced into travelling domestic to ‘Nakorn Nowhere’ to meet a girl that didn’t exist, thru inducements to visit Ukraine organ donor centre to meet girl? And finally Chinese Tai Tai offering to pay everything just turn up in China duh!!!!! No show in eight days but texts imploring to stay a little longer. Sounds like some of the scams we used to inflict upon friends in our youth, come on who’s responsible?

Next ices STEAMY LUMP ex RA visiting without Bullshit Meter, PHANTOM being domesticated by KNICKERLESS seems he can cook no more eating raw meat unless in bed, SCARLET flown in from Oz to see if the rumours are true “PHANTOM is hitched OMG!!!

Next NO CUNT TROLL threw wild birthday party all are wasted and she lost a nail so presumably hanging a bit lopsided on the cross nowadays, CIA forgot birthday cake. Continues to ice SAMURAI H3 and OKINAWA H3 members SLAP, SQUEALS LIKE A PIG, SNUCK OFF and BI CURIOUS GEORGE for brotherly love. It seems Okinawa is Jungle and Samurai is pussy....

WANK-KING’S WANKER presents SAUSAGE HEAD with 5 hare shirt and HAPPY SURVIVOR with a hug.

Wanker of the Week award: THE WIZARD ices GI JOE for calling HAPPY SURVIVOR ‘a bitch’, also MADAM SIN last week Wanker of the Week for throwing shoes out of moving baht bus now in running this week for throwing drink out of moving baht bus that didn’t travel further than SGT LONE WOLF, also ARSE BANDIT for being MADAM SIN’s owner. MADAM SIN clear winner.

ANNUAL AWARDS 2019

(1) Worst Down Down Song, ices all Belgians for not learning a song ever. ARSE VAN HOLE eases the tension a bit by actually sing a song, too late UNSTABLE LOAD is award as spiritual leader of Belgians. (2) Wanker of the Year, ices ARSE BANDIT winner of Wanker of the Week 7 times with four honourable mentions. (3) Biggest Fuck Up in Circle, WANK-KING’S WANKER clear winner. (4) What’s His Name when referring to hashers no longer present, nominated MENTAL DISORDER and WANK-KING’S WANKER who receives second award. WANK-KING’S WANKER is award Supreme Disrupter in Circle Award for winning two categories.

SCAR W/2T’S ices NO CUNT TROLL for being extremely pissed last week and missing the departing baht buses awards Wolf Head Mask so she will be noticed and thrown onto bus in coming weeks. BONE COLLECTOR iced as Hash Hero for rescuing NO CUNT TROLL and chasing after baht buses to make a deposit. Ices virgins for no shirt and doing well. Buckets GING GANG GOOLIES for acting tough ‘no food two days, no water one day’ and wimping out on trail as hill to steep. Also ices THE WIZARD for opinion trail was ok when it was in fact to narrow to pass at the beginning.

THE WIZARD thanks Nina as Hash Flash.

Hares sing GING GANG GOOLIES is not normal:
Ging Gang Goolies is sub-normal it is true, it is true
Put him on the ice now, put him on the ice now
In the bucket too, in the bucket too

On-On!  Steptoe


Show Run 1869 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 97

Hashers Present Last Week - 65

2 Steve Harnden; 3 Laurie Pope; 102 ARSE BANDIT; 143 ARSE VAN HOLE; 25 BABY DEE; 728 BALL RINGER; 107 BEETROOT HEAD; 188 BUM BOY; 218 BURL IVES; 11 COOKIE MONSTER; 162 DEL BOY; 221 DIRT LOONEY; 630 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1514 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 35 FLATULENCE; 72 FRENCH KISS; 7 FUCK OFF; 195 FUZZY LURE; 759 G.I. JOE; 427 GANGREEN; 89 GING GANG GOOLIES; 221 GOLDEN RIVET; 58 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 80 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 39 HARD ON; 336 KARAMBA; 29 KNICKERLESS; 141 KNOB MARLEY; 556 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 477 LIBERACE; 1165 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 252 LOST CAUSE; 123 LOVE BOAT; 27 MADAM SIN; 145 MAYO QUEEN; 221 MISS USE ME; 269 NO MORE CUM; 99 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 10 NUT CRACKER; 441 ODD-JOB; 177 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 170 PHANTOM; 15 BIG STICK; 19 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 37 RUNNING DEER; 43 SAUSAGE HEAD; 309 SCAR W/2TS; 94 SHE'S THE BOSS; 9 SINGING GRANNY; 816 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 852 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 29 SLAP; 87 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 74 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 21 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 170 SPERM POLLUTER; 233 STEPTOE; 149 TELLY TUBBY; 176 THE WIZARD; 175 UNSTABLE LOAD; 452 VELCRO DICK; 944 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 466 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 106 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 35 WINDOW WANKER;

Returners - 15

2 Joe Risicato; 2 Varida Wangtaphom; 34 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 63 CIA; 49 GIGGLE TITS; 107 HOI WAN; 227 JACKAL; 283 LORD LUCAN; 305 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 169 OBEWAN; 67 PHONEY CUNT; 128 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 234 STEAMY LUMP; 239 TOM BOY; 40 WHINGER;

Visitors - 14

1 Pong Patchareeya - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
23 LUCAN MADE ME CUM - Bangkok Hash, Thailand
6 SHITLIPS - Kowloon Hash, HK, China
5 NO CUNT TROLL - New Orleans Hash, USA
10 BROTHERLY LUV - Okinawa Hash, Japan
2 Rachel Tablada - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 OH NO - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
2 BI-CURIOUS GEORGE - Samurai Hash, Japan
1 Nina Ezekiel - Unknown Hash
1 COMELOT - Unknown Hash
1 JA JAH - Unknown Hash
1 LANCELOT - Unknown Hash
1 SHOCK OFF - Unknown Hash
3 LEG OVER - Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong

Virgins - 3

Bojana Ljubec; Tim Rice; Gobor Toth;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

HAPPY SURVIVOR was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
SAUSAGE HEAD was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 7

JACKAL - Hash Crash
MADAM SIN - Wanker of the Week
NO TRUCKING IDEA - Hash Trash
PHONEY CUNT - Hash Crash
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECT - Hash Hero
WANK-KING'S WANKER - Wanker of the Year
The Belgians - Worst Hash Down-Down Song

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday NO CUNT TROLL - December 30