PH3 Run 1870 Scribe
Show Scribe Report by Cannonball
As the last baht bus arrives at A-site the hashers getting ready to take off. Big crowd and wonderful day out and the first run of the new year.
PHONEY CUNT was called in as he was Hash Crash last week he was relieved of it and it was given to HAPPY SURVIVOR for her fall.
The hares were called everybody seemed liked the run. Wonderful A-site only bad the signs finding the A-site too small.
Always a lot of good prizes and good fun, Lucky winners, the best sales girl FRENCH KISS. Congrats to all the winners.
Called the hares. Mentioned how the A-site was great because it was private and everybody liked the run. Said he had to drive around run four times before he found the a-site because of the small sign, HARD ON took the blame for it.
DIRT LOONEY was called in. They had a raffle for the 30th anniversary of the Ferret Hash. Raffle was won by GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER.
Laurie from Down Under was called in was given his name TOOTH FAIRY.
Ferret Hash was called in celebrating its 30th Anniversary.
A young lady we have not seen for a while called given the name MOUNTAIN FLOWER.
Virgins were greeted and welcomeD to the club: Jack - Puerto Rico, Matt - Berlin .Germany, unknown Lady - Framce.
WANK-KING'S WANKER was put in the bucket and was given the bad hasher of the year award.
PHANTOM was given Hash Hero for picking up paper on the trail.
It was also PHANTOM's 63rd Birthday. Happy Birthday PHANTOM.
MADAM SIN was called to ice for the Wanker of the Week for throwing stuff off the baht bus nobody to give to she keeps for the third straight week.
NO MORE CUM
HAPPY SURVIVOR, SINGING GRANNY and SHE'S THE BOSS called to the ice and questioned about the health issues in their country as they were noticed wearing face masks on coming to the A-site on the Baht Bus.
GM, SPERM POLLUTER and REAL OLD were called to the ice. The GM threw the bag of paper that PHANTOM had retrieved. SPERM POLLUTER got back we can use again. REAL OLD was looking for his chair he lost couple weeks ago,
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, PAPA WHISKEY, ANFI and SIR MC all legends have been missing for a while were welcomed back.
WANK-KING'S WANKER and SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR become real friendly with each other in the bucket.
PHANTOM was called in and we found out who was real Hash Hero it was KNICKERLESS and he she got Hash Hero.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER
Iced himself for locking his keys in his car during the hash one time and having baht bus drivers helping him,
He called BALL RINGER in and asked if his son BEN 10 knows meaning of Christmas. He said yes.
Great Day OUT
HAPPY NEW YEAR