Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1876
Monday, February 17th 2020

Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby, Pole Fucker, Tomboy
Map to Run 1876 A-Site
Scribe:   Fuck Off
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head, Spastic Whore King
Runners:   102
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°51'57.17"N   101°02'01.84"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
rabbit1-120Hares:
Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Duchess Tadpole, Hoi Wan, Telly Tubby, Pole Fucker, Tomboy
Scribe:   Fuck Off
Hash Flash:   Sausage Head, Spastic Whore King
Runners:   102
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°51'57.17"N   101°02'01.84"E
Map to Run 1876 A-Site
Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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THE WIZARD started the circle and advised the Hashers on the do's and don'ts. New shoes were addressed with the appropriate beer toasts. A moment of silence was observed for a fallen Hasher, LORD LUCAN who had recently passed. LORD LUCAN was a legend among the Pattaya Hashers and was one of the founders of many of the Pattaya Hashes, as well as Hashing all over the world. The Jungle Hash posted a Memoriam to this man that exemplifies what real Hasher is. He shall be missed.

The Hares outline the run and walk to the group, including the water crossings and recommended staying away from the Elephants (yes, they said Elephants) and not to disturb or yell at them.

The Runners were off like a streak, leaving the walkers in the dust, then the walkers were off leaving CANNONBALL and me in the dust. It reminded me of the fable of "The Tortoise and the Hare". What I didn't know is that I was going to be the Damned Tortoise.

The trails were well marked and the water crossing were fun and easy (especially with the Thai Ladies helping CANNONBALL and me, Thank you Ladies). It was a great walk. I only saw one Elephant! However, with all the Elephant shit we stepped in there must have been a whole herd in that Jungle. The three large Water Buffalos gave CANNONBALL a few dirty looks. The Tortoises finally made it back to the circle.

THE WIZARD took the circle and addressed the Hash Trash Issue. A stack of books were abandoned on the previous run and LOVE BOAT attempted to plead her innocence and blame another Hasher. A face cloth was produced by THE WIZARD and LOVE BOAT was guilty again and put ON ICE and awarded the Hash toilet seat. THE WIZARD produced a towel recovered on the trail and tracked it down to the Slovenians, SHE'S THE BOSS was put ON ICE.

the Wizard placed all the Hares, GOLDEN RIVET, LOST CAUSE, TOM BOY, DUCHESS TADPOLE, POLE FUCKER, TELLY TUBBY, HOI WAN on ice. THE WIZARD asked the walkers and runners for their opinion of the run. PARISIAN TITI - good, VV - perfect, SPASTIC WHORE KING - great, HARD ON - good, WHORE IN THE WINDOW - fantastic, GI JOE - good, DIRT LOONEY - good sticks. LOVE BOAT - good.

HARD ON handled Raffle. UPGRADE won twice. NO MORE CUM, won twice then donated his second prize back, a true gentleman.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and explained that THE WIZARD was attempting to teach the Hashers, but it was like teaching a "Tribe of Primates". He Then he placed the Hares ON ICE and complemented the food that the Hares had provided. He addressed the Amazonian women's influence on the male/Spouse Hares.

KNICKERLESS and PHANTOM on ice and EMPEROR AIRHEAD highlighted their relationship. TEASPOON and UPGRADE on ice, having a birthday party at T.Q. on Thursday, February 20th. John (Canadian) ON ICE, new Hash name CROOKED CUNT. Hash Virgins ON ICE, Shawn from London , Khaoula and Maher from Tunisia.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD recognized FLYING FINN's generosity for picking up the bar tab at the local watering hole for the Beer Hunters.

WANK-KING'S WANKER's circle, SAUSAGE HEAD, SMOKEY'S NANNY, FUZZY LURE, GANGREEN on ice recognized for the number runs they have attended.

THE WIZARD's circle, SPERM POLLUTER, HAPPY SURVIVOR, BEETROOT HEAD, ARSE BANDIT on ice; WANK-KING'S WANKER and HARD ON in ICE BUCKET. FLYING FINN returned home and Virgins ON ICE.

NO MORE CUM had his girlfriend enter the circle. Sat on his lap and named her CHICKEN KIEV.

THE WIZARD's circle, NO MORE CUM designated Wanker of the Week, DIRT LOONEY for drinking free beer and whisky until he displayed his projectile vomiting skills, ARSE BANDIT for MADAM SIN's new shoes ON ICE.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER's circle, NO MORE CUM on ice for violating Hash rules on naming his girlfriend. GANGREEN, beer police, ARSE VAN HOLE, SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY on ice. Here's to LIBERACE.

Final down down, SPERM POLLUTER, CROOKED CUNT, POLE FUCKER,
Hash Hymn.

On-On!  Fuck Off


Show Run 1876 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 102

Hashers Present Last Week - 78

6 Franz Brengartner; 4 John Johansen; 3 Tar Sawangsuk; 2 Benjasrirat Sawatdech; 3 Rob Taylor; 223 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 126 ANAL CHEESE; 108 ARSE BANDIT; 150 ARSE VAN HOLE; 735 BALL RINGER; 114 BEETROOT HEAD; 507 BELL END; 235 BEN 10; 182 BENGT POTATO; 18 BIG STICK; 225 BURL IVES; 101 CANNONBALL; 149 CASPER; 254 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 51 CHIP CHIP; 14 COOKIE MONSTER; 6 CROOKED CUNT; 38 DIARRHEA; 228 DIRT LOONEY; 636 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1518 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 42 FLATULENCE; 79 FRENCH KISS; 13 FUCK OFF; 200 FUZZY LURE; 766 G.I. JOE; 434 GANGREEN; 228 GOLDEN RIVET; 63 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 86 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 45 HARD ON; 114 HOI WAN; 258 KEE MAH; 36 KNICKERLESS; 563 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 484 LIBERACE; 8 LIMP DICK; 1172 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 259 LOST CAUSE; 130 LOVE BOAT; 30 MADAM SIN; 152 MAYO QUEEN; 228 MISS USE ME; 828 MRS. HEAD; 312 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 276 NO MORE CUM; 448 ODD-JOB; 184 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 51 PARISIAN TITI; 177 PHANTOM; 80 POLE FUCKER; 37 POSTMAN LICKS TWICE; 41 REAL OLD; 50 SAUSAGE HEAD; 310 SEAL SUCKER; 101 SHE'S THE BOSS; 859 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 967 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 94 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 50 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 81 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 28 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 177 SPERM POLLUTER; 156 TELLY TUBBY; 183 THE WIZARD; 246 TOM BOY; 30 TRAFALGAR; 182 UNSTABLE LOAD; 459 VELCRO DICK; 951 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 473 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 32 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 113 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 14

26 BABY DEE; 242 BILLION SUCKER; 168 DEL BOY; 199 FLYING FINN; 30 HURTS HER VAGINA; 85 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 338 KARAMBA; 40 PAROU PAROU; 38 RUNNING DEER; 14 SISTER FISTER FUCKWIT; 238 STEPTOE; 109 STREET CLEANER; 17 TEASPOON; 2 UPGRADE;

Visitors - 6

24 SHITHEAD - Canberra Hash, Australia
5 DRINKS LIKE A GIRL - Hogtown Hash, Canada
1 HANGING DICK - Nairobi Hash, Kenya
9 CAR LICKER - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
23 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
23 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3

Virgins - 4

Maher Barhoumi; Khaoula Barhoumi; Olena Bielova; Sean Coughlan;

Leavers - 1

Franz Brengartner;

Anniversaries - 4

FUZZY LURE was congratulated for 200 PH3 Runs,
ARSE VAN HOLE was congratulated for 150 PH3 Runs,
SAUSAGE HEAD was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs,
SMOKEY'S NANNY was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs,

Hash Naming Events - 3

Olena Bielova was given the New Hash Name CHICKEN KIEV.
John Saftic was given the New Hash Name CROOKED CUNT.
Daniel Martinez was given the New Hash Name UPGRADE.

Saints and Sinners - 7

FLYING FINN - Hash Hero - Shouted the round for the Beer Hunters.
GANGREEN - 10th Year Anniversay in Thailand
NO MORE CUM - Wannker of the Week
Khaoula Barhoumi - Hash Crash
CAR LICKER - Hash Trash
LOVE BOAT - Hash Trash
SHE'S THE BOSS - Hash Trash

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday! TEASPOON - 20 February