Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1878
Monday, March 2nd 2020

Hares:
Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Sicilian Sissy, Limp Dick, Hard On
Map to Run 1878 A-Site
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf, Spastic Whore King
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12º57'30.81"N   101º02'21.38"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
rabbit1-120Hares:
Sausage Head, She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Sicilian Sissy, Limp Dick, Hard On
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Sgt Lone Wolf, Spastic Whore King
Runners:   97
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12º57'30.81"N   101º02'21.38"E
Map to Run 1878 A-Site
Highway 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew - The Aussie Site
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80 Run Photos This Week

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As everybody came together the hares did promise a tough run for the runners. A big gathering of hashers and Beer Hunters were waiting for the greatness of the GM to say circle up. After instructions were given out everybody went on their way.

Circle Time

the runners were promised a tough time and they got it. As a walker I was glad as it was good trail for me. First up Hash Crash BLOW CANADA for running around cattle - a big no-no and then falling in the cattle shit. NINJA PRINCESS for falling a couple of times, but Daddy took it, UNSTABLE LOAD.

The GM thanked the hares for snacks provided by the hares. It was very nice of them. Thank you. Everybody thought that the run was well paper and tough. The walkers enjoyed. The GM thanked the hares for all their efforts and hard work.

Raffle Time

Always good time for the raffle and a lot of happy winners. The importance of the raffle - No Raffle, No Beach Social or other events the hash puts on. We should thank GM getting the prizes and CHIP CHIP for selling the tickets and respect HARD ON for calling the numbers. They do not get enough thanks.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD Circle

Called in the hares and asked about their names. Thinking about a show he saw in America he said, HARD ON does not work. LIMP DICK is a good name. He said the hares did a great job.

Next was the PHANTOM Report. PHANTOM and KNICKERLESS had a motorcycle accident and had to stay in the hospital for two days. She stayed with him for the two days. He is okay now.

Virgins were called in and welcomed to the club. They were from Russia, UK, Thailand and USA.

BAHT BUS GESTAPO and his girlfriend BRASS MONKEY were called in and she was renamed DANCE MONKEY. MR POTATO HEAD was called in and wished a Happy 69th Birthday.

Awards Time

ODD-JOB congratulated for 450 runs. SHORT TIME, SAUSAGE HEAD, CHIP CHIP, PARISIAN TITI and SMOKEY'S NANNY 50 Runs t-shirts. SHE'S THE BOSS and CANNONBALL 100 runs t-shirts.

NO MORE CUM Circle

Called in one virgin for taking down-down beer and drinking before the runners came in - big no-no. DIRT LOONEY got called in for being a Hash Hero for doing VV job with the beer truck while he is away. Great job always stepping up, DIRT LOONEY.

He called in ROBBING BASTARD, MR POTATO HEAD and BAHT BUS GESTAPO, all long term returners and always welcome back. The Russian virgins were called in and asked if they had any friends, sisters, mothers for NO MORE CUM.

THE WIZARD's Wanker of the Week

The contestants are:
WANK-KING'S WANKER - current spoon holder.
NO MORE CUM - For his Russian Girls
Mark From London - not admitting he is from the shithole of the UK.
The Proud winner is Mark.

SCAR W/2T'S was called and wished happy birthday from BLOW CANADA. His birthday was last Tuesday. He was given the circle. He brought the hares in to ask about a check on the top of the mountain. They said it was to confuse everybody and keep everybody together. He didn't like the answer. He asked HARD ON what his job was and he said to drive them there. Turns out he did more than that. So he got a Sandwich that consisted of the bucket and block ice on top of him and his down down beer,

The hares were called in for the final song. BURL IVES did it for the hares.

GREAT DAY OUT THANKS HARES

On-On!  Cannonball


Show Run 1878 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 97

Hashers Present Last Week - 63

2 Mark Harris; 2 Alisa Thongam; 128 ANAL CHEESE; 152 ARSE VAN HOLE; 737 BALL RINGER; 509 BELL END; 237 BEN 10; 184 BENGT POTATO; 5 BLOW CANADA; 227 BURL IVES; 103 CANNONBALL; 151 CASPER; 57 CHEESE DICK; 53 CHIP CHIP; 230 DIRT LOONEY; 638 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1520 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 44 FLATULENCE; 201 FLYING FINN; 81 FRENCH KISS; 15 FUCK OFF; 436 GANGREEN; 230 GOLDEN RIVET; 3 HANGING DICK; 88 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 47 HARD ON; 565 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 486 LIBERACE; 10 LIMP DICK; 1174 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 261 LOST CAUSE; 154 MAYO QUEEN; 230 MISS USE ME; 314 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 278 NO MORE CUM; 450 ODD-JOB; 53 PARISIAN TITI; 82 POLE FUCKER; 68 PSYCHODELIC; 43 REAL OLD; 32 ROGER THE SICK PRICK; 52 SAUSAGE HEAD; 316 SCAR W/2TS; 535 SGT LONE WOLF; 103 SHE'S THE BOSS; 4 SHIT LIPS; 26 SHITHEAD; 8 SICILIAN SISSY; 861 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 96 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 52 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 83 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 30 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 179 SPERM POLLUTER; 158 TELLY TUBBY; 185 THE WIZARD; 248 TOM BOY; 319 TWO TIME; 184 UNSTABLE LOAD; 461 VELCRO DICK; 475 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 2 WHISPERING THONG; 115 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 20

2 Kuilapat Duangpo; 84 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 259 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 34 BOW TIE; 15 COOKIE MONSTER; 16 DANCE MONKEY; 64 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 115 HOI WAN; 231 JACKAL; 259 KEE MAH; 37 KNICKERLESS; 45 MR POTATO HEAD; 829 MRS. HEAD; 7 NINJA PRINCESS; 178 PHANTOM; 237 ROBBING BASTARD; 311 SEAL SUCKER; 968 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 35 SPLINTER DICK; 246 TRY-A-FUCK;

Visitors - 5

6 DRINKS LIKE A GIRL - Hogtown Hash, Canada
3 BILLY NO MATES - Phuket Hash, Thailand
24 PATPOM - Siam Sunday H3
24 SNAKE BITE - Siam Sunday H3
6 LEG OVER - Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong

Virgins - 9

Montine Blue; Mark Dickinson; Noi Nittaya; Vlad Shagaev; Natalia Shagaev; German Shagaev; Alexei Shagaev; Patrick Steger; Ilia Tiuvaev;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 7

ODD-JOB was congratulated for 450 PH3 Runs.
CANNONBALL was awarded a 100th Run T-Shirt,
SHE'S THE BOSS was awarded a 100th Run T-Shirt,
CHIP CHIP was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt,
PARISIAN TITI was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt,
SAUSAGE HEAD was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt,
SMOKEY'S NANNY was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt,

Hash Naming Events - 1

Surasuk Buathong was given the New Hash Name DANCE MONKEY.

Saints and Sinners - 6

DIRT LOONEY - Hash Hero - relief Brewmaster
Patrick Steger - Hash Shit - Robbing beer wagon of Down-down beer before runners in.
ANAL CHEESE - Hash Trash
BLOW CANADA - Hash Crash
UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Crash
Mark Harris - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 2

Happy Birthday SCAR W/2TS - February 25.
Happy Birthday MR POTATO HEAD - March 2.