Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1880
St. Paddy's Day Run
Monday, March 16th 2020

Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Wank-King's Wanker, Paprika Smiley, Fuck Off, Casper, Flying Finn, Blade Walker, Pole Fucker
Map to Run 1880 A-Site
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   94
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°52'2.56"N   101° 2'56.30"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - 3 km E on BMX Road S of Huay Yai
st-paddy-120Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Wank-King's Wanker, Paprika Smiley, Fuck Off, Casper, Flying Finn, Blade Walker, Pole Fucker
Scribe:   Cannonball
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   94
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°52'2.56"N   101° 2'56.30"E
Map to Run 1880 A-Site
Highway 331 - 3 km E on BMX Road S of Huay Yai
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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The hashers circled up by the GM and given instructions by the Hares. As it was the St Paddy's Day run, they promised it was going to be a short run because there would be a lot a lot spirits.

Circle Time

After excellent soup made by CASPER and SPERM POLLUTER, time for Hash Crashes. Mark Harris got the Toilet Seat appeared that he maybe went swimming. BALL RINGER got the Hash helmet for taking a fall. BANANAS got ice for admitting his crash.

Hares to the ice

Good comments, good distance, maybe too much water but when you have spirits and food at A-Site everybody loves it. Well done Hares.

Raffle Time

If no raffle, then no Beach Social and events that club puts on each year. Thanks to CHIP CHIP for selling the raffle tickets. Thanks to FUCK OFF for donating two bottles of booze. DUCHESS TADPOLE was put on the ice for coming in the circle after winning her prize with her bumbag on. The big winner was KNICKERLESS. She won a roll toliet paper; becoming scarce now.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD

Always with good wisdom telling how St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. He asked the hares about St Patrick's Day. FUCK OFF - it is a good day when he can get drunk. FLYING FINN says he learned about Irish history from his friends at the bar. EMPEROR AIRHEAD thanks CASPER and her friends for cooking.

NIGHT RIDER was called to the circle and was asked about his driving. How he got away with paying only $7,000 Baht fine instead of $20,000 Baht easy sleep in the car instead. SUPERVIRGIN and TV were welcomed back.

Hares Raffle - The lucky number was 23 won by VV, well deserved.

WANK-KING'S WANKER Circle

BANANAS Got red card for talking.
SUPERVIRGIN - 50 runs shirt, 5 hares shirt.
SIR WANDA - 50 runs shirt.
SPERM POLLUTER - 5 Hares - He is not sure but he got a whiskey and a beer and was happy.

SCAR W/2T'S

DIRT LOONEY iced for breaking handle to the beer truck while VV was away. But he was thanked for his good effort for running the beer truck during that time. BEETROOT HEAD was given the swimmer of the week award. He was bragging how he is always ahead of SCAR.

DRINKS LIKE A GIRL was iced because of his underpants look like underwear we are family hash. SUPERVIRGIN, SIR WANDA, HERRING CHOKER were all iced. They all went out a couple of different days but could not remember coming home. I blame it on STUPID KRAUT KUNT. LORD CHICKEN FUCKER given red card.

NO MORE CUM

LOVE BOAT called to ice racing her bike to the Buffalo Bar and leaving with no lock on her bike. UNSTABLE LOAD was put in the bucket for not admitting his Hash Crash and putting a check in two different directions; one has to be the right way.

MADAM SIN and ARSE BANDIT called to the ice. ARSE BANDIT was asked about MADAM SIN's Noodle Shop and what went wrong. The best quote from ARSE BANDIT about MADAM SIN, "Most expense cheap girl I ever had."

VV and the Belgians were called in. VV left Belgium in the morning. At nighttime they closed the borders so he good had Happy Hour all night.

THE WIZARD's Wanker of the Week

The nominees:
LIBERACE for having his rib cracked at a massage shop.
CRAZY GERMAN - When he found out about free Beach Social on Wednesday he decided to stay to Thursday even though he thinks Thailand is dangerous.
MADAM SIN For sitting in a chair in the circle and not being 70 years old.
The Winner again is MADAM SIN.

MR BEAN put in the bucket for talking too much.

The Hares were called in for their song. It was Irish song and it was good one. The final down downs were given out the Hash Hymn was lead by BEN 10 and BALL RINGER.

Thanks To SPASTIC WHORE KING volunteering for Hash Flash.

Another good day of hashing in the Land of Smiles. Thanks to the Hares and everybody that came out.

On-On!  Cannonball


Show Run 1880 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 94

Hashers Present Last Week - 72

4 Kuilapat Duangpo; 4 Mark Harris; 3 Ploy Sawangsuk; 6 Tar Sawangsuk; 2 Guy Watts; 130 ANAL CHEESE; 111 ARSE BANDIT; 154 Alexander Van hulst ARSE VAN HOLE; 38 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 739 BALL RINGER; 126 BANANAS; 117 BEETROOT HEAD; 511 BELL END; 239 BEN 10; 244 BILLION SUCKER; 6 BLADE WALKER; 229 BURL IVES; 105 CANNONBALL; 153 CASPER; 55 CHIP CHIP; 171 DEL BOY; 232 DIRT LOONEY; 640 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1522 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 46 FLATULENCE; 203 FLYING FINN; 83 FRENCH KISS; 17 FUCK OFF; 769 G.I. JOE; 438 GANGREEN; 232 GOLDEN RIVET; 5 HANGING DICK; 90 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 49 HARD ON; 12 HERRING CHOKER; 117 HOI WAN; 39 KNICKERLESS; 567 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 488 LIBERACE; 1176 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 263 LOST CAUSE; 133 LOVE BOAT; 232 MISS USE ME; 831 MRS. HEAD; 316 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 39 NINJA PRINCESS; 280 NO MORE CUM; 187 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 55 PARISIAN TITI; 43 PAROU PAROU; 84 POLE FUCKER; 45 REAL OLD; 318 SCAR W/2TS; 313 SEAL SUCKER; 105 SHE'S THE BOSS; 863 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 970 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 98 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 54 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 85 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 32 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 181 SPERM POLLUTER; 37 SPLINTER DICK; 517 TAMPAX; 160 TELLY TUBBY; 187 THE WIZARD; 321 TWO TIME; 186 UNSTABLE LOAD; 463 VELCRO DICK; 477 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 4 WHISPERING THONG; 117 WHORE IN THE WINDOW;

Returners - 15

4 Kim Blakie; 260 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 192 BUM BOY; 16 COOKIE MONSTER; 255 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 94 GING GANG GOOLIES; 11 LIMP DICK; 31 MADAM SIN; 31 NOISY QUEEN; 120 SCOOBIE DOO; 51 SIR WANDA; 111 STREET CLEANER; 52 SUPERVIRGIN; 247 TRY-A-FUCK; 953 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Visitors - 7

5 MR BEAN - Bandung H3, Indonesia
6 CRAP THAI - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
7 DRINKS LIKE A GIRL - Hogtown Hash, Canada
14 CRAZY GERMAN - Nadi Hash, Fiji
23 TV - Pattaya Full Moon H3, Thailand
2 MULLAWAY - Sihanoukville, Cambodia
1 PICKIN FUCK - Unknown Hash

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 1

ANAL CHEESE;

Anniversaries - 4

SPERM POLLUTER was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
SUPERVIRGIN was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt
SIR WANDA was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt.
SUPERVIRGIN was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 11

Mark Harris - Hash Crash
BALL RINGER - Hash Crash
BANANAS - Hash Sinner - Talking in circle.
BEETROOT HEAD - Hash Swimmer of the Week
HERRING CHOKER - Hash Drinker of the Week
MADAM SIN - Wanker of the Week
NINJA PRINCESS - Hash Splash
REAL OLD - Hash Sinner - Talking in circle.
SIR WANDA - Hash Drinker of the Week
SUPERVIRGIN - Hash Drinker of the Week
UNSTABLE LOAD - Hash Splash

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~