Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1883
Belgian French National Day Run
Monday, July 13th 2020

Hares:
VV, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut BC, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Dirty Pussy, Eric Leroy
Map to Run 1883 A-Site
Scribe:   Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Hash Flash:   Hard On
Runners:   55
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°54'16.05"N   100°59'52.78"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 - behind Siam Country Club
happy-sausage-120Hares:
VV, Mayo Queen, Unstable Load, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Arse van Hole, Sour Kraut BC, Parisian Titi, French Kiss, Dirty Pussy, Eric Leroy
Scribe:   Beverley Hills Pink Cock
Hash Flash:   Hard On
Runners:   55
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°54'16.05"N   100°59'52.78"E
Map to Run 1883 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 - behind Siam Country Club
Download Google Earth .kmz file

51 Run Photos This Week

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Another Hash Run under “Covid Situation” saw a somewhat smaller number of runners gathering at the excellent A-site next to Siam Country Club with some area of the run crossing Siam Country Club land which gave us permission to do so. As it was VV and his Belgian/French crew haring today, everybody expected some swamp with shiggy waters to cross, particularly after the previous night endless thunderstorms.

GM called the first circle and introduced 3 virgins to the world of Hashing and after a couple of announcements VV as the lead Hare explained about the run, a runners and a walkers trail.

Although not one of the fittest of the day and breathing hard after a couple of months of only very occasional running, clever back-checks and checks kept me up with the front runners til the end to my surprise. At the beginning, a back-check through the swamp seemed to sour mooting some of the front runners who actually had to go through it twice, including myself. Followed by another couple of back-checks and real running trails we came to the hill of the day which seemed to slow everybody down and spread the pack somewhat out.

Certainly at this point of the run I started thinking where is the finish line and the cold beer? Everything seemed longer and more difficult, but probably because we're all a bit out of shape. DIRT LOONEY, running just behind me often kept me entertained although lost some speed and easily tired never stops talking, well, some sort of normal. He was also extremely focused in picking up the check sticks and back-checks and pointing them properly where others left them dismal, Hash Hero! All in all a great run with a bit of everything, for walkers and runners alike, everybody pleased, thanks to the Hares!

After some chilling out at the A-site and VV's delicious veal sausages BBQ, the GM called the second circle and puts all the 8 Hares on the ice, VV, SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR, MAYO QUEEN, SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY, ARSE VAN HOLE, PARISIAN TITI, DIRTY PUSSY and Eric Leroy, ice blocks neatly spread out considering “Social Distancing”. The comments on the run were all good and everybody concluded task excellent!

Thereafter HARD ON conducted the weekly Raffle with KNICKERLESS (3 X), Al, DIRTY PUSSY, GI JOE, TWO TIME and BEN 10 the lucky winners. Al, as Hash Hero forfeited his second winning and KNICKERLESS took it all, must have been because of her big Thai family somebody muttered.

Then it was Eric Leroy in the bucket as he has offended earlier by talking on his phone while sitting on the ice... Circle handed over to SPERM POLLUTER who introduces and interviews the virgins: Hanna from Ukraine in her sporty swimsuit competition dress which even caused a dire desire with a normally relaxed REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, spotted and pointed out correctly by SEAL SUCKER. Then Andrew from Swansea, friend of Al and young Edward from Holland who desperately tried to keep up with the FRB's today and ended rather knackered.... Will they come back? Sure! All enjoyed it!

Following the GM ices HARD ON, CRAZY GERMAN and MR. BEAN not only for congratulating them to bring along virgins to the run but also for not telling them or checking if they were wearing a Hash Shirt in the second circle. None of them did. That deserves some punishment! Also Kiwi Al followed in the bucket for second time not wearing a Hash Shirt in the circle and HARD ON as his sponsor follows in the bucket for not telling him.

Next was WANK-KING'S WANKER on ice as he phones the GM on Sundays to ask where the Baht Buses are to take him to the run, first signs of Alzheimer....

The Special Covid Award created by the GM was won by NA HEE MAN for being stranded through “Covid” in Pattaya before departing to the Philippines.
Then it was WANK-KING'S WANKER's turn to award SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY for 100 Runs, well done!

The GM honored LORD CHICKEN FUCKER with a seat on the ice for waiting in vain for the Baht Bus last week to pick him up to go to the run, wrong place no run... Next LORD CHICKEN FUCKER ices himself again as he is convinced that will spare him of contracting Covid 19 and he is is good company with Donald Trump who favors to drink Clorox to kill the virus!

Last but not least the Hares were unable to present a decent Hare Song and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER jumps in and choreographs the amazing “Song of Silence” to everybody amusement!

Concluding Hash Hymn and it was off to the On-On Bar, I believe it was Nicky's this week.

Great Run, Great Hares all Fun!

On-On!  Beverley Hills Pink Cock


Show Run 1883 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 55

Hashers Present Last Week - 36

6 Eric Leroy; 2 Patchareem Phaetchaiyo; 2 Al Wickham; 742 BALL RINGER; 514 BELL END; 242 BEN 10; 195 BUM BOY; 56 CASPER; 9 CRAP THAI; 17 CRAZY GERMAN; 174 DEL BOY; 235 DIRT LOONEY; 49 FLATULENCE; 86 FRENCH KISS; 20 FUCK OFF; 772 G.I. JOE; 441 GANGREEN; 52 HARD ON; 42 KNICKERLESS; 570 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 491 LIBERACE; 158 MAYO QUEEN; 8 MR BEAN; 57 NA HEE MAN; 182 PHANTOM; 315 SEAL SUCKER; 824 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 866 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 100 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 88 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 184 SPERM POLLUTER; 190 THE WIZARD; 324 TWO TIME; 466 VELCRO DICK; 956 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 480 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 14

113 ARSE BANDIT; 39 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 262 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 56 CHIP CHIP; 256 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 96 GING GANG GOOLIES; 82 JACK WOW; 232 JACKAL; 1178 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 33 MADAM SIN; 56 PARISIAN TITI; 121 SCOOBIE DOO; 55 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 112 STREET CLEANER;

Visitors - 2

3 DIRTY PUSSY - Maputo Hash
4 Geena Burakron - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 3

Andrew Davis; Hanna Ivanycka; Edward Vannieuweivhuyzen;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 1

SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY was congratulated for 100 PH3 Runs

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 1

NA HEE MAN - COVID-19 Award

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday GANGREEN - July 21
Happy Birthday HARD ON - July 5: