Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1884
Monday, July 20th 2020

Hares:
Crap Thai, Sperm Polluter, Casper
Map to Run 1884 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   57
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13°00'50.37"N   101°02'12.3"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat
rainbow-foot-120Hares:
Crap Thai, Sperm Polluter, Casper
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   57
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   13°00'50.37"N   101°02'12.3"E
Map to Run 1884 A-Site
Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat
Download Google Earth .kmz file

77 Run Photos This Week

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Splendid stroll through mostly farmland with a little shiggy,

Hash Trash: hat
Hash Crash: hit a vine. Master bragged about his speed, chose the helmet...
Public cervix announcement: You're a spiritual place, so only water the cassava plants.
Run was disgusted: Fact revealed -- It wasn't flat but it was "undulating"
Raffle...
Pedantic discussion about umbrellas: Some brullies are bigger than others!
On-Sec gets to 50 runs
GM gets a shirt
French Kiss gets a shirt
Visa amnesty holders interrogated about what they're going to do with their little lives.
Hashers, in order to avoid intubation, were advised to visit Soi VI for some artificial respiration. Everyone remember to donate generously to your local whorphanage!

This is when it starts to get funny fuzzy...

"Have you got a dose?"
"It's like being on the Thai-tanic!"
A spirited discussion of the ins and outs of Boys Town.
More about umbrellas.
"I Gotta Wash My Hands" karaoke version was performed by the hairs on multiple cell phones -- pretty much a rock concert. The trail was actually better than the song.
Hash Hymn was performed with splendid choreography.

Got back (all in one piece!) to LK Metro with some lovely spaghetti and meatballs with French bread served to the customers at the on-after bar.
--
Mr. Bean, Ex-Master, Bandung HHH

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1884 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 57

Hashers Present Last Week - 40

3 Patchareem Phaetchaiyo; 2 Edward Vannieuweivhuyzen; 3 Al Wickham; 743 BALL RINGER; 515 BELL END; 243 BEN 10; 263 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 196 BUM BOY; 157 CASPER; 10 CRAP THAI; 18 CRAZY GERMAN; 175 DEL BOY; 236 DIRT LOONEY; 257 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 50 FLATULENCE; 87 FRENCH KISS; 21 FUCK OFF; 773 G.I. JOE; 442 GANGREEN; 97 GING GANG GOOLIES; 53 HARD ON; 43 KNICKERLESS; 571 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 492 LIBERACE; 1179 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 159 MAYO QUEEN; 9 MR BEAN; 58 NA HEE MAN; 183 PHANTOM; 122 SCOOBIE DOO; 316 SEAL SUCKER; 825 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 867 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 89 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 185 SPERM POLLUTER; 191 THE WIZARD; 325 TWO TIME; 467 VELCRO DICK; 957 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 481 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 15

156 ARSE VAN HOLE; 186 BENGT POTATO; 232 BURL IVES; 107 CANNONBALL; 17 COOKIE MONSTER; 234 GOLDEN RIVET; 265 LOST CAUSE; 110 MINELESS CUNT; 235 MISS USE ME; 833 MRS. HEAD; 26 PATPOM; 972 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 26 SNAKE BITE; 34 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 189 UNSTABLE LOAD;

Visitors - 2

2 LURCH - Siam Sunday Hash, Thailand
2 YA YA - Siam Sunday Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

THE WIZARD was awarded a 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
FRENCH KISS was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
FLATULENCE was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 2

NA HEE MAN - Hash Trash
THE WIZARD - Hash Crash

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~