Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1892
Monday, September 14th 2020

Hares:
Mayo Queen, Dirt Looney, Sperm Polluter and Casper
Map to Run 1892 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   62
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   13°00'50.37"N   101°02'12.3"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat
rainbow-foot-120Hares:
Mayo Queen, Dirt Looney, Sperm Polluter and Casper
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King
Runners:   62
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   13°00'50.37"N   101°02'12.3"E
Map to Run 1892 A-Site
Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean


If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise...
( "If" — Rudyard Kipling)

Run 1892 Online Reviews: "A relatively short but challenging run was presented by the hares, and it was clear to everyone the amount of hard work that had gone into preparing the trail. Lots of dense scrub and tall grass had to be negotiated not to mention the steep ascent and descent but everyone was in agreement that it was indeed a fabulous trail!

A lively circle was followed up by some more drinks and delicious food at Nicky's. All in all another great day. As usual, thanks to everyone that contributed to the event! On On

"Quite right about a lot of work went into that trail. Well done, although I think those that did the Tough Walkers trail that had to do that section might share a different opinion. ??"

The location was that Buddhist camp out in the hills. Our Hares obviously knew the area really well from all the Hashes and non-Hashes that have been laid out there. Oh that trail was so good! There was a wimpy walkers trail and a non-wimpy walkers trail, and a running trail. Outstanding job by the Hares! I went on the non-wimpy walkers trail and it was really great. It went through some dense jungle but somehow there were some old logging roads that the trail followed to make it easy. We went over the hill through the jungle. It came out and there were some vistas of all the coasts from Sriracha down to Jontiem. Amazing!

Snacks were served. Baguettes were available for sale. Compliments to those who make it possible.

The circle started in the usual way. In the ceremony there was Hash Crash, and Hash Trash. The review of the trails was unanimously great. I'm thinking that the Hares collectively have the requisite 10000 hours to be masters of their domains.

There was the raffle, which people seem to find really funny.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD wanted to go deeper into the personalities of the Hares. He was very happy that the PH3 signs were prominent and he survived the motorcycle ride to the site. LIBERACE is the money man and he had 500 runs. We all agreed that we would be broke without him. LIBERACE was renamed DAME LIBERACE, Now when I think of dames, this song comes to mind:

Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother,
There is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever
In any way, shape or form like any other.
There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anything like a dame!

So suppose a dame ain't right
Or completely free from flaws,
Or as faithful as a bird dog,
Or as kind as Santa Claus,
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not,
Be thankful for the things they got!
( "There Is Nothing Like a Dame" - from the 1949 musical South Pacific )

Les needs a cruel name or a cool name but we're not sure yet.

UNSTABLE LOAD is ready. HARD ON got a shirt for five Hares plus 50 runs. SPERM POLLUTER got a shirt for 10 Hares. 100 runs for HAPPY SURVIVOR. 450 runs for GANGREEN. KNICKERLESS got 100 runs in one year which is amazing; WANK-KING'S WANKER may have been mistaken. BALL RINGER had 750 runs and his kiddo, BEN 10, had 250 runs. CHIP CHIP, whose name reminds me of the movie Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang or some other fantastic movie from the 1970s, got a shirt rewarded for five Hares .

THE WIZARD was nominated for Wanker of the Week because he managed to spam all his Facebook friends with Big-See-You-Next-Tuesday's promotion. Everyone from outside of Thailand thought he had cancer (the big C). Those of us inside of Thailand know it stands for big chicken. A fair and balanced election was held with MR BEAN running unopposed to continue his reign as Wanker of the Week for doing nothing wrong for another week. It was unanimous.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER told us about LIBERACE who never put his dick in prison. CANNONBALL allegedly lost his grillefiend.

We called on the Hares to sing us a song and they showed us their ring, but then actually sang a song.

There was a final down down to finish off the down down beer for everyone who needed it. We sang Swing Low (which may be getting purged from the Land Of The Free) and pissed off.

On-after it was Nicky's Bar & Guesthouse, who served a lovely hardy chicken-carrot-potato stew, with French bread. We always appreciate the on-after bars' generosity.

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1892 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 62

Hashers Present Last Week - 56

5 Les Bakos; 163 ARSE VAN HOLE; 751 BALL RINGER; 523 BELL END; 251 BEN 10; 202 BUM BOY; 240 BURL IVES; 109 CANNONBALL; 165 CASPER; 63 CHIP CHIP; 24 COOKIE MONSTER; 500 DAME LIBERACE; 244 DIRT LOONEY; 265 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 647 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1526 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 58 FLATULENCE; 11 FLEECE LIFTER; 94 FRENCH KISS; 29 FUCK OFF; 781 G.I. JOE; 450 GANGREEN; 242 GOLDEN RIVET; 100 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 51 KNICKERLESS; 579 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1187 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 273 LOST CAUSE; 7 LURCH; 167 MAYO QUEEN; 243 MISS USE ME; 17 MR BEAN; 839 MRS. HEAD; 65 NA HEE MAN; 63 PARISIAN TITI; 31 PATPOM; 191 PHANTOM; 11 PING PONG; 130 SCOOBIE DOO; 323 SEAL SUCKER; 115 SHE'S THE BOSS; 833 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 875 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 978 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 106 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 60 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 31 SNAKE BITE; 10 SOMETHING STUPID; 97 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 42 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 193 SPERM POLLUTER; 199 THE WIZARD; 333 TWO TIME; 965 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 489 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 7 YA YA;

Returners - 5

495 EWOK; 56 HARD ON; 92 PUSSY SNATCHER; 520 TAMPAX; 195 UNSTABLE LOAD;

Visitors - 1

3 Mark Palmer - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 11

CHIP CHIP was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
HARD ON was awarded a 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
HARD ON was awarded a 50th Run T-Shirt.
BUM BOY was awarded a 200th Run T-Shirt.
SPERM POLLUTER was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs.
BALL RINGER was congratulated for 750 PH3 Runs.
DAME LIBERACE was congratulated for 500 PH3 Runs.
GANGREEN was congratulated for 450 PH3 Runs.
BEN 10 was congratulated for 250 PH3 Runs.
HAPPY SURVIVOR was congratulated for 750 PH3 Runs.
KNICKERLESS was congratulated for 50 PH3 Runs.

Hash Naming Events - 1

LIBERACE's Hash Name changed to DAME LIBERACE in commemoration of his 500th Run.

Saints and Sinners - 3

HAPPY SURVIVOR - Hash Trash
MR BEAN - Wanker of the Week
PUSSY SNATCHER - Hash Crash

Birthdays - 0

~ none this week ~