Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1894
The German Run
Monday, September 28th 2020

Hares:
Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Crazy German
Map to Run 1894 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Hard On
Runners:   70
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°56'32.79"N   100°59'58.70"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
german-helmetHares:
Beverley Hills Pink Cock, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Crazy German
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Hard On
Runners:   70
On-On Bar:  Buffalo Bar
GPS:   12°56'32.79"N   100°59'58.70"E
Map to Run 1894 A-Site
Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean


The sponsors of the German Run were:

RESTAURANT MICKEY
Address : Thung Klom-Tan Man 9, Pattaya City, Bang Lamung District, Chon Buri 20150 Tel: 000876157
MEETING POINT DARKSIDE
Address : Pattaya, Bang Lamung District, Chon Buri 20150 Tel: 0848711512
SAUSAGE Eurt & Co. Ltd GERMAN HOMES SAUSAGE
Tel : 089 828 7874
GLOBAL BEVERAGE SN Co. Ltd SADARI Co Ltd
Address: 132/95 Moo 10 Soi Khaonol Pattaya, Bang Lamung District, Chon Buri 20150 Tel: 033122940

Thanks go to all!
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My father was from Berlin, Germany, and loved the Rhine River, but his country not quite enough to stay. He took me on a Rhine cruise to Boppard when I was 10 years old. I learned the story of the siren Lorelei, who would sit on the dangerous rocks combing her beautiful hair and lure fishermen to their watery deaths. Maybe I should have learned a lesson about women from that! My father always used to sing the chorus of this song as we drove over the Cape Cod Canal -- O Du Wunderschöner Deutscher Rhein:

O du wunderschöner deutscher Rhein,
Du sollst ewig Deutschlands Zierde sein.
O du wunderschöner deutscher Rhein,
Du sollst ewig Deutschlands Zierde sein.

I sat on the Rhine and looked into the waves,
The flood seemed to me to be a fairy kingdom
because suddenly the choir of angels sounded
very quietly up to me,
intoxicated with happiness, I listened
the mermaid's sweet choir.

Refrain:
O you beautiful German Rhine,
You shall forever be Germany's adornment.

A girl soon came up in the boat,
only Lorelei was so beautiful.
She then sat down next to me
in the evening sunlight,
of ancient times and glory
we sang over fine wine: O you beautiful German Rhine

But when I looked the lovely person in the eye,
there it was, alas, very soon about the heart.
I swore to the maiden in bliss
eternal love and faithfulness,
she sank into my chest with pleasure,
united we sang again: O you beautiful German Rhine

https://youtu.be/xHLoTrZjKGs

A young German woman once told me the song is no longer allowed in her country because it's too German.
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The Hash
We arrived at a semi-sheltered run site, which was the same as the last German run. There were slightly less decorations and hostesses, but we got one banner. We're also given two free history lessons as printouts taped to a column of the building. One about the Trabant car which was made from 1957 to 1990. That must have been the most amazing car that Germany ever produced. Good to know! We were also informed about the Berlin Wall (a guarded concrete barrier that physically and ideologically divided Berlin from 1961 to 1989) which was called the "Anti-fascist Protection Rampart" in the East. It's good to know which side "anti-fascists" are on at all times. One hopes that the Hares are not too much in favor of collectivist oppressive regimes.

The run was very pleasant and bucolic. There were some areas of very three-dimensional paths with rivers and jungles and bamboo and all kinds of vegetation above below and beside us. I really like those kinds of trails as opposed to just walking down a road somewhere.

We got splendid German food under the shelter of the shed. Barbecued sausage and some ethnic potato dishes. There was also supposed to be some leftover food from a previous local Hash. I'm not quite sure what it was.

There was a slight drizzle and a lot of mud at the circle. What follows is a stream of consciousness as the fluids mingled:

Run disgusting:
"Wonderful" wunderschöner . "Lovely, muddy". "Good". "So lost!"
"Nice area". "Good but petered off, had a bad fall". "Hashers need to know how to call 'On on!'".
"Farmer was not happy". Why? The check was at the cows. "1,000 checks". "Irate farmer". "Check upon check". "Disgusting behavior from the hares".

We played Hash lotto.

Beer token finders all got a German beer prize! Extra special.

The Wizard takes it like a man.

Rain and farmer ruin the hairs plants.

Crazy German gets Hash Shit

Sour Kraut Bone Collector, French Kiss sell haberdashery, Hash fashion. Received the Emperor Airhead Hash Family Award.

EA awards: Liberace and Nurse Nancy introduced. Festering Fish Face comes out of his shell. Knickerless gets a 50 run shirt. Sperm Polluter gets 10 hares. Casper gets 5 hares.

Anchan gets divirginized. Knickerless lost the Wanker of the Week prize. We hope she didn't use it to stir her pot. Phuket Hash visitors were interrogated. Lord Chicken Fucker will be the next Hare. Spastic Whore King broke his spleen while falling in a hole while reconnoitering. a traumatic story but they say he will survive. Ging Gang Goollies was recognized for his virgin but she sat the whole time! The Wizard lost his sausage bowl, disappointingly. Fuck Off did, or didn't, do something. Mr. Bean won Hash Trash for claiming that an extra large used condom was his; there was no Cinderella-like fitting, fortunately. Lord Chicken Fucker

Told us everything. Did I miss anything?

"Me No Likey British Soldier" was the song of the week.
Lyrics:
Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore
Me no likey Blitish soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

CHORUS
Me no likey Blitish soldier
Me no likey men of war
Me no likey Blitish soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee leaving on next friday
Blitish stay for evermore.
Me no likey Blitish soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollars more...

Hash hymn.

On-after was at Buffalo Bar with more delicious food.

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1894 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 70

Hashers Present Last Week - 53

5 Mark Palmer; 165 ARSE VAN HOLE; 753 BALL RINGER; 525 BELL END; 253 BEN 10; 191 BENGT POTATO; 269 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 242 BURL IVES; 111 CANNONBALL; 167 CASPER; 65 CHIP CHIP; 502 DAME LIBERACE; 246 DIRT LOONEY; 649 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1528 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 8 FESTERING FISH FACE; 60 FLATULENCE; 13 FLEECE LIFTER; 96 FRENCH KISS; 31 FUCK OFF; 783 G.I. JOE; 452 GANGREEN; 244 GOLDEN RIVET; 58 HARD ON; 123 HOI WAN; 53 KNICKERLESS; 581 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1189 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 275 LOST CAUSE; 9 LURCH; 169 MAYO QUEEN; 245 MISS USE ME; 19 MR BEAN; 67 NA HEE MAN; 65 PARISIAN TITI; 193 PHANTOM; 13 PING PONG; 325 SEAL SUCKER; 117 SHE'S THE BOSS; 835 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 877 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 108 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 12 SOMETHING STUPID; 99 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 195 SPERM POLLUTER; 522 TAMPAX; 166 TELLY TUBBY; 201 THE WIZARD; 4 TIT FOR BRAIN; 335 TWO TIME; 197 UNSTABLE LOAD; 967 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 9 YA YA;

Returners - 9

12 CRAP THAI; 182 DEL BOY; 266 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 60 DREGGS; 98 GING GANG GOOLIES; 3 James Logsdon; 13 NURSE NANCY; 131 SCOOBIE DOO; 2 Wanpimol Wethereil;

Visitors - 5

4 BILLY NO MATES - Phuket Hash, Thailand
1 BILLY'S ONLY MATE - Phuket Hash, Thailand
23 CRAZY GERMAN - Nadi Hash, Fiji
3 HUNG LIKE A BEAN - Bandung Hash, Indonesia
3 SWOLLON COLON - Phuket Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 3

Eric Gray; Peter Murphy; Anchan Tonsan;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 3

CASPER was awarded 5 Hared Runs T-Shirt
SPERM POLLUTER was awarded 10 Hared Runs T-Shirt
KNICKERLESS was awarded 50th Run T-Shirt

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 4

CRAZY GERMAN - Hash Shit
SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR & FRENCH KISS - Airhead Hash Family Award
Mr BEAN - Hash Trash
GING GANG GOOLIES - Wanker of the Week

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday CANNONBALL - September 30