Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1899
Loi Krathong Run
Monday, November 2nd 2020

Hares:
Lady Squeeze My Tube, Bell End, Two Time, Lost Cause, Casper, Telly Tubby
Map to Run 1899 A-Site
Scribe:   Burl Ives
Hash Flash:   Pussy Snatcher (Run & Circle)
Runners:   63
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'54.3"N   100°59'17.5"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
krathong-120Hares:
Lady Squeeze My Tube, Bell End, Two Time, Lost Cause, Casper, Telly Tubby
Scribe:   Burl Ives
Hash Flash:   Pussy Snatcher (Run & Circle)
Runners:   63
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'54.3"N   100°59'17.5"E
Map to Run 1899 A-Site
Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side)
Download Google Earth .kmz file

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Last week we celebrated Halloween, this week it’s Loy Krathong, (both of which actually fell on the same day this year, i.e Saturday 31st October), but to enjoy the banter, PH3 celebrated them separately. To those of us from the west what is Loy Krathong all about?

The festival is originally a Siamese festival and literally means to float a basket, hoping to let all the bad things from the previous year sail away, (Bye Bye Covid, hopefully)

It takes place on the evening of the full moon of the 12th month in the Thai lunar calendar, therefore the date changes yearly.

A krathong is basically a small floating container or basket. Designs and builds of the krathongs vary, with the traditional krathongs being made of banana tree trunks or plants. There has been a particular interest in the past several years of ensuring that krathongs do not litter and cause permanent damage to the rivers and oceans that they are floated onto with material that can be eaten by fish or naturally dissolve becoming much more popular than plastic, styrofoam or other types of krathongs.

So now you know, onto the run. Because of the festivities the normal circle protocol had to accommodate the Loy Krathong ceremony, so first came the traditional Thai costume fashion show, with all 15 hares togged up Thai style, must say not keen on the “Andy Pandy” trousers, (which also look like an Indian Dhoti). If you want to know what your Thai girlfriend will look like when she gets older, get her to dress up like this! (reminded me of my wife’s mother!)

So who were involved: Knickerless, Miss Use Me, Cookie Monster, Casper, Hoi Wan, Pickaninny, Dutchess TadPole, Telly Tubby, Lady Squeeze My Tube, Chip Chip, Lost Cause, Scoobie Do, Ya Ya Angel and Two Time. Emperor Airhead was MC, but despite living here for donkeys yonks still could not grasp that it was loy Krathong, not Loy Graton (maybe that’s the American spelling!).
After an audience appreciation the following were picked as the best dressed and shared the prize, a bottle of Gin (which was well appreciated in the third circle later!) Knickerless, Cookie Monster, Casper and Lost Cause.

Then there was the Krathong competition, with some having 3 layers of brown bread as the base, some with Water melon and some with banana leaves, but the star prize went to Two Time, who had spent 4h Monday morning preparing her amazing construction. Most of us marvelled at the inventions, but missed out on them being floated, needless to say some just sank!!

Festivities Complete it was back to the circle:

1. Hash Crash: Jackal for falling of his brand new stool, Smoky Trucky Fucky & GI Joe for falling & bringing in his own drink.

2. Hash Trash: Sour Kraut Bone Collector (lost his Lau Kao Funnel)

3. The Aussies: Bledisloe Cup losers and then the Kiwis for sympathy

4. Raffle: Liberace (chair); G.I.Joe (Sangsom); Parisian Titi (shirt); Lurch (Bra); Lost Cause (torch)

5. Inappropriate dress: VV wearing an Isan Towel

6. Hares (all 15 of them): Who did what, all wanted credit for great team work & the food, but no one wanted to admit laying the trail, and some missing paper!!

7. Charitable Donations: Happy Survivor & She’s the Boss

8. Awards: Spermy (200 runs of which he claimed to have won 97 of them, Rule 5 Violation); Telly Tubby (10 hares); and shirts were given to Happy Survivor (10 hares) SC Bone Collector (100 runs); and Unstable Load (200 runs)

9. Hares song: this time the crowd ask to “see their rings” instead of singing, but the girls ran round in circles singing Loy, loy, loy Krathong!

10. Final Down Down: after the famous rousing song each of the following were given some hooch that tasted like dirty washing up liquid: Spermy, Hard On, Phantom, Dog Licks Its Dick & Fleece Lifter.

11. Hash Hymn led by Ben 10

12. And so it was, On On to Run 1900 for an even bigger celebration (is that possible) next week.

On-On!  Burl Ives


Show Run 1899 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 63

Hashers Present Last Week - 55

10 Mark Palmer; 170 ARSE VAN HOLE; 758 BALL RINGER; 208 BUM BOY; 247 BURL IVES; 172 CASPER; 69 CHIP CHIP; 29 COOKIE MONSTER; 507 DAME LIBERACE; 251 DIRT LOONEY; 270 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 653 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1533 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 12 FESTERING FISH FACE; 65 FLATULENCE; 18 FLEECE LIFTER; 101 FRENCH KISS; 36 FUCK OFF; 788 G.I. JOE; 457 GANGREEN; 249 GOLDEN RIVET; 105 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 127 HOI WAN; 238 JACKAL; 58 KNICKERLESS; 586 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1194 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 280 LOST CAUSE; 174 MAYO QUEEN; 250 MISS USE ME; 844 MRS. HEAD; 69 PARISIAN TITI; 391 PELER; 198 PHANTOM; 8 PICKANINNY; 18 PING PONG; 97 PUSSY SNATCHER; 135 SCOOBIE DOO; 330 SEAL SUCKER; 122 SHE'S THE BOSS; 840 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 882 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 983 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 112 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 64 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 17 SOMETHING STUPID; 104 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 47 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 200 SPERM POLLUTER; 171 TELLY TUBBY; 206 THE WIZARD; 340 TWO TIME; 202 UNSTABLE LOAD; 475 VELCRO DICK; 972 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Returners - 4

528 BELL END; 256 BEN 10; 366 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 60 HARD ON;

Visitors - 4

3 Parichat Thongbang - Pattaya Jungle H3, Thailand
13 LURCH - Siam Sunday Hash, Thailand
11 PUSSY NUMBER 3 - Pattaya Jungle H3, Thailand
13 YA YA - Siam Sunday Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

SPERM POLLUTER was congratulated for 200 PH3 Runs
TELLY TUBBY was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 8

SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR - Hash Trash
JACKAL - Hash Crash
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY - Hash Crash
KNICKERLESS - Loy Kratong Best Dress Winner
CASPER - Loy Kratong Best Dress Winner
LOST CAUSE - Loy Kratong Best Dress Winner
COOKIE MONSTER - Loy Kratong Best Dress Winner
TWO TIME - Best Kratong Winner

Birthdays - 0