Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1904
Monday, December 7th 2020

Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Casper, G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Map to Run 1904 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   63
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'9.48"N   100°59'0.22"E
Download Google Earth .kmz filePhoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - U-turn just after new flyover
bugs-120Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Casper, G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   63
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   12°49'9.48"N   100°59'0.22"E
Map to Run 1904 A-Site
Phoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - U-turn just after new flyover
Download Google Earth .kmz file

80 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean


Food and beverages: VV + Special bartender Sperm Polluter
63 Hashers. Somewhere in Huai Yai. Walkers' trail was less than 3Km. I measured an elevation gain of 75m.

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Hash Crash -- Olaf hit the ground abruptly because of all the vines on one part of the trail. He looked like he got in a fight. He'll have a good story to tell the ladies. "Where did you get that scar across the bridge of your nose?" Olaf was accused of walking around the downed Hasher. Olaf had extracted himself from the bramble quickly. I like the wild and natural trails much better than the easy roads and wide paths. I suspect a machete was involved -- kudos to the Hares for the extra effort.

Quotes:
"Where the shit goes the smell follows" -- philosophy!
"A small penis, well delivered." Maybe someone's been on the receiving end of it.
"Next week will be the same as this week only in reverse."

Run disgusting:
Seal Sucker said it had something to do with the Bangkok run.
"Easy Rambo"
"Very nice trail"
"Good trail", and another "Good trail".
"Good run, the boys painted the stick"
One of the Hares said, "I set the whole thing with Dirt Looney in mind."
"Lumberjack trail"
"We're going to Phuket"
"Wonderful run"
"Bucolic"

Many of us enjoyed the special alternate beers. The Hares generously donated a giant tub of imported Lao beer with different flavors (IPA, white, dark) and even some with high alcohol content (6.5% for the dark).

The raffle was held with extra donations from GI Joe

Wankings Wanker held the circle
10 20 40 Hares awarded
Professor Pinky had five Hares
Officially:

CASPER was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs with PH3
GI JOE was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs with PH3
LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs with PH3
PROFESSOR PINKY was awarded a T-Shirt for 5 Hared Runs with PH3


Blowinski was falsely accused by The Wizard of not wearing a Hash shirt, although he was really wearing a Hash shirt as underwear under his unofficial and perhaps misnomered "Blow Lewinsky" vanity shirt. He got to wear the special PH3 abuse shirt, to the cruel amusement of the circle.

Lord Chicken Fucker was turning 75 the next day. We weren't sure whether to buy cake and candles because they might not get used, on account of such an advanced age. Just like some of us never buy green bananas... The circle dug up one Hasher in attendance who is actually a little older -- impressive.

Mr. Fucker said something about footballers going on their knees, and why did they all turn transgender all of a sudden? The sports crowd all yelled "Booooobs!"
"I am because I am" -- more deep philosophy!
There was a discussion of leg-over versus leg-under
"Soi Bukau gynecology!" -- what was the context? Someone should look into that.
Mr. and Mrs. Nicholas lost their virginity, or a chair. In the words of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" song, released in 1983, "The chair is not my son."

The Hare song was "Me No Likee Blitish Soldier". Living in Pattaya, it's hard to imagine any scenario like that happening anywhere near here!

The Chariot was Swung Low.

On-after was at Nicky's Bar, who sponsored some curry goodness for us.

I hope everyone has enjoyed smoking on the baht buses. It has now been banned by the Committee. We will only be allowed to smoke diesel fumes, now. Such smoke continues to be included for free with your ride.

Also remember the semi-unwritten rule about no photography in the second circle. We have a Scribe to remember clearly, and with photographic accuracy, any and all scenarios that might need to be recreated and published for the world to imagine.

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1904 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 63

Hashers Present Last Week - 47

175 ARSE VAN HOLE; 763 BALL RINGER; 4 BLOW LEWINSKY; 213 BUM BOY; 252 BURL IVES; 176 CASPER; 18 CRAP THAI; 512 DAME LIBERACE; 256 DIRT LOONEY; 656 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 70 FLATULENCE; 22 FLEECE LIFTER; 106 FRENCH KISS; 41 FUCK OFF; 793 G.I. JOE; 462 GANGREEN; 104 GING GANG GOOLIES; 254 GOLDEN RIVET; 110 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 63 KNICKERLESS; 591 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1199 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 285 LOST CAUSE; 17 LURCH; 179 MAYO QUEEN; 255 MISS USE ME; 191 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 39 PATPOM; 396 PELER; 203 PHANTOM; 335 SEAL SUCKER; 127 SHE'S THE BOSS; 887 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 117 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 69 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 39 SNAKE BITE; 22 SOMETHING STUPID; 109 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 51 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 204 SPERM POLLUTER; 211 THE WIZARD; 345 TWO TIME; 207 UNSTABLE LOAD; 480 VELCRO DICK; 977 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 494 WANK-KING'S WANKER; 17 YA YA;

Returners - 9

115 CANNONBALL; 274 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 27 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 23 MR BEAN; 848 MRS. HEAD; 87 PROFESSOR PINKY; 139 SCOOBIE DOO; 987 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 121 STREET CLEANER;

Visitors - 7

5 Parichat Thongbang - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 BILLY NO MATES - Phuket Hash, Thailand
3 BILLY'S ONLY MATE - Phuket Hash, Thailand
2 EETAM - Songkhla Hash, Thailand
16 GASBAG - Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
3 TOM YUM KUNG - Bangkok Harriettes, Thailand
1 WHIPPET QUEEN - Bangkok Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

CASPER was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs with PH3
GI JOE was congratulated for 20 Hared Runs with PH3
LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE was congratulated for 10 Hared Runs with PH3
PROFESSOR PINKY was awarded a T-Shirt for 5 Hared Runs with PH3

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 6

KNICKERLESS - Hash Trash (Left chair on baht bus)
VELCRO DICK - Hash Crash
BLOW LEWINSKY - Hash Raffle Sinner
BLOW LEWINSKY - Hash Shirt Sinner
CRAP THAI - Wanker of the Week (Afflicted by excessive gravity and breaking The Wizard's chair)
SOMETHING STUPID - Phone ringing in the circle

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - December 08