Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1908
Hashing Resumed
Monday, February 1st 2021

Hares:
Spastic Whore King and Golden Rivet
Map to Run 1908 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Lucan Made Me Cum (Run) & Jack Wow (Run)
Runners:   75
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°49'49.7"N   101°02'04.9"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.9 km E
green-foot-120Hares:
Spastic Whore King and Golden Rivet
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Lucan Made Me Cum (Run) & Jack Wow (Run)
Runners:   75
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°49'49.7"N   101°02'04.9"E
Map to Run 1908 A-Site
Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.9 km E
Download Google Earth .kmz file

105 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean


"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" - 1602 anonymous poem
"Abscess makes the farts grow stronger" - My dentist

Sometimes when things are normal we think: oh that's enough Hashing for now, I'm fine, I'm all set. However, when we're not allowed to do it by edict we really feel its loss. I was quite excited to read the news that Hashing would be restarting in Pattaya. February first was definitely a ragey day with local bars also open on that same date.

There was a crowd of 76 people. Eight virgins showed up. The Hares were Spastic Whore King and Golden Rivet. It was a beautiful A site with a shelter included.

Hamburg Whore House was a backslider The last Hash he attended to was the one just before the clampdown in 2020. That was a great run and a really edgy Hash day. There was an atmosphere of doom and pre-apocalypse. People didn't know what the future was holding quite as much as maybe we do now. We drank in anticipation of a dark period.

Spastic Whore King and Golden Rivet were given kudos as they managed to Hare the run on very short notice. Confirmation was just two days previous. Many thanks were given to all who contributed.

There was a long run discussion; everyone liked it -- unanimously excellent. Personally, I thought it was splendid except for one section where we went through a pineapple field. I managed to keep all the blood inside my shins by wearing high socks.

The Wizard gave us all some Hashing advice: If you want to follow paper you can, or just circle the A site.

Raffle...

Awards: Scar with Two Ts 300 runs, Chicken Fucker 1200 runs, Casper 10 Hares, Squeeze my Tubes 10 Hares.

Birthdays: She's the Boss and The Wizard. The traditional Hashy Birthday song was a sung. Thence, we all moved one day closer to death...

Ging Gang Guli got Hash Trash and also gets to pay 400 for replacement of the fancy shirt that he lost.

Scar with Two Ts took the circle. All the virgins got diverginized in a mass ceremony.

Stupid Krout Cunt, Sheik of Berlin had brought seven virgins, all employees of a bar who must have been an amazing sights for them, seeing us goofing around.

Mr. Bean got bucket-tortured for telling a story that Scar with Two Ts did not understand. He should ask for a translation next time he is having trouble. That ice does feel great when it stops.

Rose helped so many alcoholics in their time of need.

All the gentlemen who were born in February 1961 came in for a down-down. We must agree they are all old AF.

Flatulence and Pong tied the knot during the last hiatus. Those are two names that go together well.

Mr. Bean won Wanker of the Week for sharing Nosh experiences and photos on social media. He will know better than to do any public writing ever again.

Singing Granny was declared a GILF, turns out she's a famous singer. She went ahead and proved it. Lewinsky did an interpretive dance for the performance.

Chicken Fucker was required to do 5 minutes of circle direction. All the recent virgins got to experience the joy of sitting on ice. Apparently, one of the benefits is to make one's flange smaller. Knowledge of pipefitting always comes in handy.

All the men who were wearing orange volunteered to sit on the ice, too. I think they were from Belgium / Ireland.

Sperm Polluter sang a football song for The Wizard who received a wee cake that was not representative of the amount of work and effort given to this club in the last 2 years. A cake to scale would not have fit in the beer truck.

The Hare song was something about fat people, but I was in a dialect that I'm not familiar with.

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1908 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 75

Hashers Present Last Week - 47

179 ARSE VAN HOLE; 767 BALL RINGER; 217 BUM BOY; 256 BURL IVES; 180 CASPER; 36 COOKIE MONSTER; 516 DAME LIBERACE; 260 DIRT LOONEY; 25 FLEECE LIFTER; 110 FRENCH KISS; 797 G.I. JOE; 108 GING GANG GOOLIES; 258 GOLDEN RIVET; 113 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 133 HOI WAN; 595 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 1203 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 289 LOST CAUSE; 183 MAYO QUEEN; 259 MISS USE ME; 27 MR BEAN; 851 MRS. HEAD; 105 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 195 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 43 PATPOM; 26 PING PONG; 68 POL DANCER; 87 POLE FUCKER; 323 SCAR W/2TS; 339 SEAL SUCKER; 130 SHE'S THE BOSS; 848 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 891 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 990 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 121 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 43 SNAKE BITE; 26 SOMETHING STUPID; 113 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 55 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 208 SPERM POLLUTER; 529 TAMPAX; 177 TELLY TUBBY; 215 THE WIZARD; 349 TWO TIME; 211 UNSTABLE LOAD; 484 VELCRO DICK; 981 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR;

Returners - 16

119 BEETROOT HEAD; 5 BLOW LEWINSKY; 73 CHIP CHIP; 658 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 73 FLATULENCE; 17 HAMBURG WHOREHOUSE; 82 JACK WOW; 30 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 3 MONICA LEWINSKI; 73 PARISIAN TITI; 7 POPCORN QUEEN; 13 SINGING GRANNY; 259 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 250 TOM BOY; 6 WHIP ME HOUSTON; 33 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Visitors - 2

2 BARBIE DOLL - Songkhla Hash, Thailand
7 HUNG LIKE A BEAN - Bandung H3, Indonesia

Virgins - 10

1 Ulrich Thietje; 1 Suksan Thongsaen; 1 Bangon Samransook; 1 Kulab Chaisaeng; 1 Pramruedee Tankum; 1 Rossarin Inthasaeng; 1 Yupha Khanprusksa; 1 Niphaphon Kropphtsa; 1 Panomkoon Nakchumnum; 1 Harry Meigh;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER was awarded his 1200th Run T-shirt
SCAR W/2TS was awarded his 300th Run T-shirt
CASPER was awarded her 10 Hares T-shirt
LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE was awarded her 10 Hares T-shirt

Hash Naming Events - 1

Thanaphon Kanyarasit was named POPCORN QUEEN

Saints and Sinners - 7

HAMBURG WHOREHOUSE - Hash Trash (lost his shirt when he was last here)
GING GANG GOOLIES - Hash Trash (lost his award shirt)
LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE - Hash Sinner (wrong raffle number)
STUPID KRAUT KUNT - For bringing 7 virgins
MR BEAN - Wanker Of The Week
LUCAN MADE ME CUM - Hash Flash for Run
JACK WOW - Hash Flash for Circle

Birthdays - 2

THE WIZARD - 1st February
SHE'S THE BOSS - 3rd February