Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1913
Monday, March 8th 2021

Hares:
VV and Beetroot Head
Map to Run 1913 A-Site
Scribe:   Crap Thai
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   79
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   13°01'06.2"N   101°00'59.2"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 2.6 Km East along Soi 12
happy-sausage-120Hares:
VV and Beetroot Head
Scribe:   Crap Thai
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners:   79
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
GPS:   13°01'06.2"N   101°00'59.2"E
Map to Run 1913 A-Site
Highway 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 2.6 Km East along Soi 12
Download Google Earth .kmz file

111 Run Photos This Week

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Scribe Report following Run #1913 on 08 March 2021.

I’m told the ‘A’ site was a new one (and certainly not one that I recall attending) in the area of ‘Pallet Lane’. Despite the wet ground and threat of rain, it was good to be back at Pattaya Hash after a longer break than I would have planned.

The first circle saw Hash virgins being welcomed, ‘New shoes’ being christened and the Hares delivering their Hare brief professionally. It appeared the Hares knew what they were doing, however Beetroot Head felt it was necessary to lead the pack out onto the trail. Could this indicate a lack of confidence in the ability of the Hashers? Should we believe their claims of “No hills” and “Well marked”?

The trail took us in an anticlockwise direction, across open areas, beneath canopy and up hills. (Hares lie guys). There were a couple of well maintained flower gardens apparently tended by Monks and it is worth looking through the photos on this website. The checks were well planned and I remembered that Beetroot Head had recently emerged from quarantine. He’d obviously spent his time watching Bear Grylls videos on how to trick FRB’s with backchecks. BH obviously learned well as he stymied us repeatedly , bringing the pack together on multiple occassions. Good job on the checks Hares.

Despite the trail being good underfoot, there were a couple of Hash crashes. G.I.Joe claimed to have been tripped with some kind of ‘snare’ that wrapped around both of his ankles (perhaps a Bear Grylls technique). Ball Ringer needed no such interference as he fell on open trail. Fortunately no serious injuries and they finished trail well.

Patpong received a well deserved Hash Hero award for repositioning shredded paper in areas to assist following Hashers. Excellent Hash behaviour. Don’t Squeeze My Balls was reunited with his folding chair and accepted the Hash Trash award happily.

VV was thanked for setting his one hundred and ninety ninth trail on PH3 this date. He was also thanked for preparing tasty sausage baguettes at the runsite.

Hashers were asked to appraise the trail. “Wonderful trail” (Mayo Queen). “Very good runners run” (G.I.Joe). “Good trail, great, beautiful” (Fukoff). “A trail that I’d like in Chiang Mai” (Taste My Buns (Visitor)). There were many more compliments with The Wizard GM stating “VV was obviously the brains behind it”.

Raffle winners were Snakebite, Stupid Kraut Cnut, Saurkraut Bone Collector, Popcorn Queen, Nat, Hans, Arse Von Hole and Belle (won twice).

Dirty Harry Potter received a Hash shit award for beer abuse.

Sperm Polluter (Awards) congratulated Lady Squeeze My Tubes who has attained 600 hundred runs on PH3. SP also congratulated Paprika Smiley for being a stalwart of Hash around the world and attaining 200 runs on PH3. Well done Hashers.

Scar with 2T’s welcomed the 2 Hash virgins and ensured they understood that PH3 is their mother hash. Crap Thai received a ‘Disco award’ for wearing gay-ters. Other awards included ‘Short cutters’ (Smiley Paprika, Blows Lewinski, Fukoff (who was running like a demon at times). “Cheap Bar Steward award’ to Sutpid Kraut Cnut for supplying sandwiches for the Beer Hunters, but no other Hashers. “Chatterbox awards’ to Something Stupid and Saurkraut Bone Collector.

The most prestigious Award, “Wanker of the Week” was won by Burl Ives. Ging Gang Goolies was mentioned for lost on trail and Paprika Smiley was acknowledged for supporting staff from Bar 19.

Lord Chicken Fcuker entertained the circle, Mr.Bean sang in place of the Hares and we were sang the Hash hymn. The On on on bar was Nicky’s Bar and Guesthouse where we treated to tasty food from Debby.

A good late afternoon and evening at the Pattaya Hash with a great trail, good food, laughter, singing and camaraderie amongst the Hashers. Let’s do it again next week. On On.

On-On!  Crap Thai


Show Run 1913 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 79

Hashers Present Last Week - 61

4 Steve Small; 5 Hans Stakenburg; 6 Ulrich Thietje; 6 Suksan Thongsaen; 184 ARSE VAN HOLE; 772 BALL RINGER; 124 BEETROOT HEAD; 36 BELL STAR; 222 BUM BOY; 261 BURL IVES; 185 CASPER; 78 CHIP CHIP; 41 COOKIE MONSTER; 521 DAME LIBERACE; 265 DIRT LOONEY; 15 DON'T; 663 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 78 FLATULENCE; 115 FRENCH KISS; 47 FUCK OFF; 802 G.I. JOE; 470 GANGREEN; 113 GING GANG GOOLIES; 263 GOLDEN RIVET; 118 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 138 HOI WAN; 600 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 9 LEG OVER; 1208 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 294 LOST CAUSE; 188 MAYO QUEEN; 264 MISS USE ME; 31 MR BEAN; 200 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 78 PARISIAN TITI; 31 PING PONG; 73 POL DANCER; 92 POLE FUCKER; 12 POPCORN QUEEN; 327 SCAR W/2TS; 343 SEAL SUCKER; 135 SHE'S THE BOSS; 7 SHIT LIPS; 18 SINGING GRANNY; 853 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 896 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 126 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 76 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 31 SOMETHING STUPID; 118 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 213 SPERM POLLUTER; 263 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 7 SUNSHINE; 182 TELLY TUBBY; 220 THE WIZARD; 255 TOM BOY; 353 TWO TIME; 14 UNCONSCIOUS MASTERBATER; 489 VELCRO DICK; 986 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 37 WHO CUT THE CHEESE;

Returners - 13

3 Rossarin Inthasaeng; 3 Natty Ladda; 3 Pramruedee Tankum; 2 Harry Meigh; 247 BILLION SUCKER; 8 BLOW LEWINSKY; 19 CRAP THAI; 46 PATPOM; 12 PICKANINNY; 3 ROSE IN CHAINS; 4 SEXY TAXI; 46 SNAKE BITE; 59 SPASTIC WHORE KING;

Visitors - 2

1 Kristine McStepp - Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 TASTE MY BUNS - Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 3

1 Prajuk Sittichai; 1 Vainida Saechao; 1 Scarlette Pearson;

Leavers - 0

~ None this week ~

Anniversaries - 2

LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE was congratulated for 600 runs with the PH3
PAPRIKA SMILEY was congratulated for 200 runs with the PH3

Hash Naming Events - 0

~ None this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 9

SPASTIC WHORE KING - Hash Flash for Run & Circle
HARRY POTTER (Harry Meigh) - Hash Shit (for throwing beer on ground)
G.I. JOE - Hash Crash (on trail)
BALL RINGER - Hash Crash (on trail)
PATPOM - Hash Hero (for helping runners and finding trail)
DON'T - Hash Trash (for leaving chair at previous A-site)
Hans Stakenburg - Hash Sinner (for wearing back-pack in circle)
Natty Ladda - Hash Sinner (for not wearing Hash shirt)
BURL IVES - Wanker Of The Week (lack of parking skills & "interesting" lecture topic)

Birthdays - 0

~ None this week ~