Pattaya H3

PH3 Run 1914
St. Paddy's Day Run
Monday, March 15th 2021

Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Paprika Smiley, Blow Lewinsky, Velcro Dick, Billion Sucker & Pole Fucker
Map to Run 1914 A-Site
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run) & Jack Wow (Circle)
Runners:   105
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'02.6"N   101°02'56.3"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileHighway 331 - 3 km E on BMX Road S of Huay Yai
st-paddy-120Hares:
Sperm Polluter, Paprika Smiley, Blow Lewinsky, Velcro Dick, Billion Sucker & Pole Fucker
Scribe:   Mr Bean
Hash Flash:   Spastic Whore King (Run) & Jack Wow (Circle)
Runners:   105
On-On Bar:  I-Rovers
GPS:   12°52'02.6"N   101°02'56.3"E
Map to Run 1914 A-Site
Highway 331 - 3 km E on BMX Road S of Huay Yai
Download Google Earth .kmz file

132 Run Photos This Week

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Show Scribe Report by Mr Bean


Burl-Ives-style semi-historical trivia:
Though one of Ireland’s patron saints, Patrick was born in Roman Britain around the year 390. According to the traditional narrative, at 16 he was enslaved by Irish raiders who attacked his home; they transported him to Ireland and held him captive for six years. Patrick then fled to England, where he received religious instruction before returning to Ireland to serve as a missionary.

His birthplace doesn’t mean Patrick was technically a Brit. During his lifetime the British Isles were occupied by the Romans, a group that included Patrick’s parents and thus the saint himself. It is unknown whether his family, thought to have been part of the Roman aristocracy, was of indigenous Celtic descent, or hailed from modern-day Italy. When Patrick penned the two surviving documents attributed to him, he wrote in Latin and signed his name “Patricius,” but according to some accounts he was born Maewyn Succat (good Hash name basis).

Evidence suggests that post-glacial Ireland never had snakes, so that Patrick story of him banishing all snakes from the island is fake news. I have seen evidence that Pattaya has snakes, however, so don't get bitten.

Hash Review by The Wizard:
"A huge turnout was treated to a decorated A site with flags and balloons and the sound of traditional Irish music being played. The trail was more or less as described by the hares, flat, fast and suited to the runners, though they misled us when they said it was dry! Complaints were few and far between as upon return to the A site we were greeted by the hares who were dishing out shots of various Irish whiskies. Furthermore Irish Stew and Irish Coffee was also provided. The circle was as raucous as you might expect with the volume of additional alcohol being consumed, the highlight being the audience participation of the hares song. All in all a great effort by the hares and very much appreciated by us all. A good crowd made it back to I-Rovers for more fun, food and beer. Thanks to everyone that contributed to another memorable day. "

Trail:
Sperm Polluter said that Walking Trail was 4.5 kilometers, and confirmed with Mr, Bean that is was 4.5 miles. It was actually 4 miles.

An unusual Walkers' check was promised.

The trail went across some small creeks. The first one I tried to jump across and as I landed in the mud on the other side it sucked off my shoe. The second creek crossing, I just waded through, and it was about a foot deep. It was shiggylicious!

The rest was mostly farmland.

The Hares supplied flags and balloons, Irish stew, and Irish coffee.

The Circle:

Down-down beverages were supplemented by Jameson Irish Whiskey, verily a treat!

Hash Crash, and Shit: Steve Small, and GI Joe

Run discussion:
Dirty shoes complaint
"Mostly okay"
"Great run"
"Good checks"
"Good trail"

Singing granny lost her Beer Hunter virginity

Waffle...

Scar TT honored the Hares
Everybody happy
Six virgins had a good day
Some ladies wanted to buy Hash shirts but they only had 400b haute couture versions of awkward sizes. Prêt-à-porter!

Someone said "she's the boss", She's the Boss heard his name invoked and appeared in the circle. Ice was necessary.

Beverly Hills Pink Pussy was afraid of the squalid infected shiggy

Mrs. Nike shall now be known as Just Do Me

The Wizard was accused of wrong-cycling

Free medical advice: The ice is good for you. It repairs the wrinkles on your ring.

Singing Granny was given a farewell. She wanted to sing, but it was too late. No singing for the Singing Granny allowed!

The Hares sang "What Shall We Do With the Drunken Hasher". "Way hay/Up she rises" was the group chorus.

Awards:
Peler (Ex 1990s Bandung HHH like me!) 400 Pattaya HHH runs
Billion Sucker five Hares

On-On!  Mr Bean


Show Run 1914 Stats Report

Total Hashers This Week - 105

Hashers Present Last Week - 96

7 Ulrich Thietje; 7 Suksan Thongsaen; 2 Bangon Samransook; 4 Pramruedee Tankum; 4 Rossarin Inthasaeng; 6 Hans Stakenburg; 2 Philatiak Bumkrathok; 3 Steve Small; 2 Yainida Saechao; 185 ARSE VAN HOLE; 43 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 773 BALL RINGER; 5 BARBIE DOLL; 125 BEETROOT HEAD; 37 BELL STAR; 196 BENGT POTATO; 275 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 248 BILLION SUCKER; 9 BILLY NO MATES; 6 BILLY'S ONLY MATE; 9 BLOW LEWINSKY; 223 BUM BOY; 262 BURL IVES; 186 CASPER; 79 CHIP CHIP; 42 COOKIE MONSTER; 20 CRAP THAI; 522 DAME LIBERACE; 266 DIRT LOONEY; 281 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 16 DON'T; 664 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 79 FLATULENCE; 30 FLEECE LIFTER; 116 FRENCH KISS; 803 G.I. JOE; 471 GANGREEN; 114 GING GANG GOOLIES; 264 GOLDEN RIVET; 119 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 139 HOI WAN; 86 JACK WOW; 243 JACKAL; 5 JUST DO ME; 601 LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 10 LEG OVER; 1209 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 295 LOST CAUSE; 32 LUCAN MADE ME CUM; 23 LURCH; 189 MAYO QUEEN; 26 MISS SUDOKU; 265 MISS USE ME; 4 MONICA LEWINSKI; 32 MR BEAN; 4 NAUGHTY NATTY; 109 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 10 OH NO; 201 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 79 PARISIAN TITI; 47 PATPOM; 400 PELER; 32 PING PONG; 74 POL DANCER; 93 POLE FUCKER; 13 POPCORN QUEEN; 104 PUSSY SNATCHER; 4 ROSE IN CHAINS; 328 SCAR W/2TS; 146 SCOOBIE DOO; 5 SEXY TAXI; 136 SHE'S THE BOSS; 8 SHIT LIPS; 19 SINGING GRANNY; 854 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 897 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 127 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 77 SMOKEY'S NANNY; 47 SNAKE BITE; 119 SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR; 60 SPASTIC WHORE KING; 214 SPERM POLLUTER; 264 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 8 SUNSHINE; 531 TAMPAX; 183 TELLY TUBBY; 221 THE WIZARD; 256 TOM BOY; 354 TWO TIME; 15 UNCONSCIOUS MASTERBATER; 215 UNSTABLE LOAD; 490 VELCRO DICK; 987 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 8 WHIP ME HOUSTON; 38 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 23 YA YA;

Returners - 2

5 Thore-dag Telnes; 4 Meenet Thipphan;

Visitors - 1

1 UNDER PAR - Songkhla Hash, Thailand

Virgins - 6

1 Charalai Yodyol; 1 Putcharee Cheujit; 1 Karnsiree Sawiphak; 1 Wanida Suwanna; 1 Thansporn Klinsrisuk; 1 Kritsana Sawaengdee;

Leavers - 1

SINGING GRANNY;

Anniversaries - 2

BILLION SUCKER was congratulated for 5 hared runs with the PH3
PELER was congratulated for 400 runs with the PH3

Hash Naming Events - 2

Lenka Stykova was named JUST DO ME
Natty Ladda was named NAUGHTY NATTY

Saints and Sinners - 8

SPASTIC WHORE KING - Hash Flash for Run
JACK WOW - Hash Flash for Circle
Steve Small - Hash Crash
SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Hash Sinner (for wrong raffle ticket)
OH NO - Hash Sinner (for bag in circle)
MISS SUDOKU - Hash Sinner (for bag in circle)
Putcharee Cheujit - Hash Sinner (for no Hash Shirt)
MISS SUDOKU - Wanker Of The Week (for taking raffle prize that she donated)

Birthdays - 0

~ None this week ~