Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
It was great day and a lovely A-site with lots of shade which is needed in these hot months. The Hares for the day where V. V. and TAMPAX, and we had 55 runners. The run was 6 km. and had 9 checks, the checks were in some places hard but kept all the runners together and gave time for the slow runners to catch up. Great work by the two hares!
The raffle for the day which had some great prizes and also a prize donated by SIR FREE WILLY, The winners this week were SIR FREE WILLY, LIBERACE, EMPEROR AIRHEAD, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, SQUEEZE MY TUBE and BALLRINGER.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and remarked that the A-site looks like a scene out of the Blair Witch Movie, no children were lost this time. He then introduced the 3 new virgins. Then he called Russell Ninyette to be given a hash name and proceeded to give us some background information on him. He bar fines lots of women of any age and falls in love with them after a few days. Also, he went to River Kwai and brought a girl back from there to Pattaya. Why would you bring a girl to Pattaya when we have thousands here? A few names were suggested but the circle cheered when MANGINA was said, so automatically EMPEROR AIRHEAD awarded him that name.
WANK-KING’S WANKER then presented some well-earned awards 50 Run Mug to LADY GAGA, TAMPAX 30 Hares. He then iced SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD and G.I. JOE for their recent sex tour/Hash Run in Berlin and welcomed them back. WANK-KING’S WANKER then read out the recent survey results which included cheaper beer, shorter circles, sitting in the circles, and your opinion of the Hash. All the surveys where read out as the PATTAYA MONDAY HASH is open and hides nothing. JACKAL, FROZEN FUCKER, and ATOMIC MUFF DIVER, where iced as one of the new policy’s of the Monday Hash is to see new people on the ice.
G.I JOE automatically iced JELLO BUTT for another female conquest. He did warn the circle that while he described how JELLO BUTT’s new girlfriend looks, some people could fall ill. The best way G.I. JOE could describe her was 75 years old, no teeth, puss loaded wounds on her legs similar to how SPAGHETTI HEAD looks, maybe his sister. JELLO BUTT in his defense said he felt sorry for her but said that night was some of the greatest sex he has ever had in his life even though in the morning there was yellow and also shit stains on the sheets and towels. Next time JELLO BUTT, give a roller some toilet paper. FROZEN FUCKER was an eyewitness to JELLO BUTT‘s girlfriend and gave her a very generous rating of minus 3 in looks, good to see that JELLO BUTT is getting better in picking girlfriends.
Don’t forget next week hares will be SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD and GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER. Come along, it will be a great run as these two hares have loads of experience. The week after the FILIPINOS will be hosting their Philippine Independence Run. After the run the girls will be serving up a great Filipino dinner and dessert sponsored by the MONDAY HASH. Come along hungry ones.
If anyone would like to hare a special run, eg, birthday, marriage, divorce, anniversary, birth, death, national day run come and see MENTAL DISORDER and he will help you with your special run and reserve your requested date.
ON-ON! Mental Disorder
Next week’s scribe is Absolutely No Fucking Idea
—– STATS REPORT —–
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 55
Hashers Present Last Week – 33
4 Jay Lee; 137 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 13 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER; 464 BALL RINGER; 291 CABBAGE QUEEN; 219 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1266 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 498 G.I. JOE; 648 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 109 HONEY BEAR; 514 LADY BOW WOW; 555 LADY FLIPPER; 54 LADY GAGA; 198 LIBERACE; 4 MANGINA; 87 MENTAL DISORDER; 608 MRS. HEAD; 57 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 165 SEAL SUCKER; 43 SEXY BUM; 573 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 667 SIR DOG; 575 SIR FREE WILLY; 583 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 746 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 423 SNOOPY; 318 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 283 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 285 SWEETIE; 169 TRY-A-FUCK; 46 VASELINE THIGHS; 682 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 182 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 12
170 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 258 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 41 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 140 JACKAL; 144 JELLO BUTT; 324 LONE WOLF; 73 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 253 PELER; 32 PUSSY WHIPPED; 562 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 74 SMELLY BASTARD; 361 TAMPAX
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6
2 Barry Miller – Anchor Hash, USA
2 Rattana Sorawisoot – Anchor Hash, USA
11 AXEL GREASE – Cebu City H3, Philippines
6 WANKER – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
7 BLOODY NIPPLES – Singapore Hash, Singapore
3 FROZEN FUCKER – Unknown Mother Hashx
Virgins – 4
Leavers – 0
~ but maybe some liars ~
Anniversaries – 2
TAMPAX was congratulated on the completion of 30 Hared Runs
LADY GAGA was presented her 50th Run Mug
Hash Names – 1 Event
Russell Ninyette was given the Hash Name MANGINA
Sinners – 0 Events
~~ but just a matter of time ~~.
Birthdays – 0
~~ none this week ~~