Scribe Report by Rear Gunner
Back to an A-Site the girls have used before, plenty of shade and by the edge of a nice lake. Good turn out and a few faces I haven’t seen for a while, EMPEROR AIRHEAD is even chauffeur driven today.
Excellent run of approximately 8 km for those who missed the blue arrow, fortunately I only walked half of that and strolled in with PINKABOO after 45 minutes. Plenty of action on the blue walkers trail.
Wonderful Filipino food supplied today by MENSTRUAL DISORDER & HONEY BEAR, thank you ladies.
Circle called and GM displays his power by icing KARAMBA, SIR FREE WILLY, V. V. and LINEAR ACCELERATOR as a warning to others.
Raffle time, 1st lucky winner is NIGHT RIDER‘s crack and she takes the top prize, the Isaan Microwave (a toaster) followed by GANGREEN, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, another crack, SEAGULL SHIT‘s kids both get prizes then LIBERACE, HULK, SIR FREE WILLY and me.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle as a tornado hits and we get a lesson in Filipino history and the Hares are iced. Everyone agrees it was a great run and a great A-Site that I want to use at a later date.
Virgins in, the Lofgren Family from Sweden are given a PH3 welcome.
SHIT ON MY SHIRT iced then his better half iced and EMPEROR AIRHEAD names her MASTERCHEF. Multiple Hash Crashers iced. LONE WOLF, NIGHT RIDER, SIR SPAG.
KARAMBA’s 4 million Baht Harley Nightmare shits itself and is now at Mityon now getting a better engine fitted. I recommend a 125cc Honda Wave motor as it’s more reliable than the one you have now. And you won’t believe the attention you’ll get. HULK’s Harley also stopped due to the heavy load. SIR SPAG tripped over his walking frame, scrapped his leg and nearly dropped his Leo.
GANGREEN has 1 beer with every picture taken. And he takes a lot of pictures.
Noisy bastards iced – TRY-A-FUCK, BANANAS, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER and SEAL SUCKER. Poms iced for having a shit football team. So useless they couldn’t score in Soi 6! LINEAR ACCELERATOR iced as a surrogate for NIGHT RIDER, NIGHT RIDER found in the bushes with his crack. SEAL SUCKER iced for trying to be funny. Another Leo for me.
I get the circle to announce next week’s scribe. Let’s start by icing the bastards that refused the honour with lame excuses like I’ll be in England, I’ll be in Australia, I’m illiterate. So I ice WANKING first just because I can, then BB, TRY-A- FUCK and finally SEAL SUCKER who volunteered to be next week’s Scribe.
Last down downs, Hash Hymn sung and the truck loads up with drunken hashers for the drive back to town. I stay back with SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, LONE WOLF, LINEAR ACCELERATOR and MENTAL DISORDER to solve the world’s problems and drink more Leo as we watch SWEETIE and PINKABOO load the beerbulance. ON ON
Stay safe and see you next week.
On-On! Rear Gunner
Next week’s scribe is Seal Sucker
—– STATS REPORT —–
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 74
Hashers Present Last Week – 37
2 Thiwa Machikowa; 139 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 83 B. B.; 466 BALL RINGER; 289 BELL END; 27 BEN 10; 293 CABBAGE QUEEN; 1268 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 387 FOWL FUCKER; 158 GANGREEN; 650 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 111 HONEY BEAR; 516 LADY BOW WOW; 557 LADY FLIPPER; 200 LIBERACE; 75 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 89 MENTAL DISORDER; 610 MRS. HEAD; 59 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 50 ONE MORE TIME; 255 PELER; 129 PINKABOO; 175 PUPPY; 209 REAR GUNNER; 575 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 564 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 669 SIR DOG; 577 SIR FREE WILLY; 585 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 748 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 425 SNOOPY; 285 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 287 SWEETIE; 14 TASTES LIKE SHIT; 160 UP THE BUTT; 684 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 184 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 23
24 Amanda Nilsen; 27 Nicole Nilsen; 55 CAMEL HUMPER; 53 DESERT SCORPION; 203 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 259 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 135 HONEY BUNNY; 73 HULK; 141 JACKAL; 291 KARAMBA; 52 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 325 LONE WOLF; 80 MUD CRACKER; 26 MUD’S CRACKER; 33 PUSSY WHIPPED; 146 RUBBER DICK; 200 SEAGULL SHIT; 166 SEAL SUCKER; 44 SEXY BUM; 38 SUZY WONG; 170 TRY-A-FUCK; 47 VASELINE THIGHS; 28 WANKING
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 8
3 Barry Miller – Anchor Hash
3 Rattana Sorawisoot – Anchor Hash
25 BANANAS – Auckland Men Hash, New Zealand * *
13 HAWKEYE – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
17 SHORT TIME – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
3 SNOW BALLS – Sin City Ohio, USA
18 BIGGUS DICKUS – Songkhla Hash, Thailand
1 CROCKERDILE – Unknown Hash
* * BANANAS has completed 25 runs and is now a member of the Pattaya Hash House Harriers
Virgins – 6
Leavers – 1
Anniversaries – 6
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER was congratulated for completing his 650th Run.
LIBERACE was congratulated for completing his 200th Run.
SEAGULL SHIT was congratulated for completing his 200th Run.
LINEAR ACCELERATOR was awarded his 50th Run Mug.
MENSTRUAL DISORDER was congratulated for Haring 20 runs.
ONE MORE TIME was congratulated on completing her 50th Run.
Hash Names – 1 Event
Rattana Sorawisoot was given the Hash Name MASTER CHEF
Sinners – 0 Events
~~ but just a matter of time ~~.
Birthdays – 0
~~ none this week ~~