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Festering Chronic Masturbator (ID: 56)

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4621 Feb 199369895167810 Mar 1997100310N3

Run Reports For 2001
30 April
Run #895
Hares: Clit Face, Boy George
Straight forward run with lots of trails that must have been set by car (?).
Runners: 2

27 November
Run #873
Hares: Clit Face, Sir Spaghetti Head
Good run and fast.
Runners: 2
13 March
Run #836
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Salvatore (RIP)
Very good run. Quick and over new terrain.
Runners: 2
6 March
Run #835
Hares: Sir Stains
Good run.
Runners: 1

15 November
Run #819
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Pelvic Thruster
Same run but reversed as last year's Black Monday Run (Accident, Heart Attack, and Got Lost run on Nov 16 - same Hares too.
Runners: 2
8 November
Run #818
Hares: Charlie Manson, Stealth Pedophile
Through high grass - cutting everybodies legs.
Runners: 2
12 July
Run #801
Hares: Who Ate All The Pies, Sir Spaghetti Head, Compost Heap
Runners run with not many checks and a steep hill climb through trees at the end of run. A Killer.
Runners: 3
5 April
Run #787
Hares: Sir Stains, Dr. Pinky
Runners: 2

7 December
Run #770
Hares: Speedy, Festering Streaker, Salvatore (RIP)
Runners: 3
26 October
Run #764
Hares: Sir Fester (RIP), Pegleg, Heifer Dust
The Elephant Dung Run
Runners: 3
19 October
Run #763
Hares: Charlie Manson, Sharon Tate (RIP)
Charlie's Farewell Run
Runners: 2
27 April
Run #737
Hares: Glass Hopper, Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
95' Good run, but too long run for hot weather and no water stop. 2 Interhash winners due to same draw number (88)
Runners: 2
20 April
Run #736
Hares: Benny The Nerd, Sir Spaghetti Head
Runners: 2
23 March
Run #732
Hares: Determined Spinner, Salvatore (RIP)
Run: Good and Bad - Hares: The Ugly. Check confusion, dry dusty bare fields.
Runners: 2
16 March
Run #731
Hares: Lady Di (RIP), Sir Sweetballs (RIP)
The 123-Birthdays Run
Long run, good food at Papa Ray's (100.- p/person - Hans Weidner paid)
Runners: 2
9 March
Run #730
Hares: Nong Fairee, Spunk Bubble (RIP)
Short run.
Runners: 2
2 March
Run #729
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Emperor Airhead
Location: km '154' road to Ban Huai Yai 10km -left down at pond. ~50', Only 4 runner run it all, the rest run it backwards and then back again.
Runners: 2
23 February
Run #728
Hares: Whale Sniffer, Sir Fester (RIP), Pegleg
47min. Location: lake after the Golden Buddha Wat at Wat yan. Good run, dry, hilly at times, no fauna.
Runners: 3

22 December
Run #719
Hares: Kilted Kike, Obewan, Ewok
The Christmas Run
Runners: 3
15 December
Run #718
Hares: Brown Nose, Charlie Manson, Obelix
Runners: 3
8 December
Run #717
Hares: Glass Hopper, Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
CHICKEN FUCKER's Birthday Run
Runners: 2
26 May
Run #689
Hares: Hedge (RIP), Snake
Runners: 2
19 May
Run #688
Hares: Drippy, General Kidney Wiper
Runners: 2
24 March
Run #680
Hares: Senorita, Psychological Pudding, Emperor Airhead
Runners: 3
17 March
Run #679
Hares: Hedge (RIP), Compost Heap
Special Day: Paddies Day
Runners: 2
10 March
Run #678
Hares: Festering Chronic Masturbator
Runners: 1
3 March
Run #677
Hares: Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
Runners: 2
24 February
Run #676
Hares: Sir Frog, Redcoat (RIP)
Runners: 2
6 January
Run #669
Hares: General Kidney Wiper, Little Tommy Two Lips
Runners: 2

30 December
Run #668
Hares: Fowl Fucker, Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
Father Christmas Special Run
Runners: 2
11 November
Run #661
Hares: Salvatore (RIP), Singapore Sucker
Runners: 2
4 November
Run #660
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Snake
Runners: 2
28 October
Run #659
Hares: Lady Di (RIP), Sir Frog
The Adventure Run - Part 1
Runners: 2
22 April
Run #632
Hares: One Stroke, Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP)
Runners: 2
8 April
Run #630
Hares: Emperor Airhead, Redundant Seaman
Runners: 2
1 April
Run #629
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Antique
APRIL FOOLS Run
Runners: 2
25 March
Run #628
Hares: Lassie (RIP), Captain Blood, Hoser (RIP)
Runners: 3
18 March
Run #627
Hares: Fred Potato, Hedge (RIP)
Runners: 2
11 March
Run #626
Hares: Benny The Nerd, Redcoat (RIP)
Runners: 2
12 February
Run #622
Hares: Fido Dildo, Paki Poofter (RIP), Papa Whiskey
The AGM Run
Runners: 3
5 February
Run #621
Hares: Benny The Nerd, Redcoat (RIP)
Runners: 2
29 January
Run #620
Hares: Redneck Sheep Belly, Anal Breadfruit
Runners: 2
22 January
Run #619
Hares: Snowflake (RIP), Emperor Airhead
Runners: 2
15 January
Run #618
Hares: Mr. Sphincter, Snake
Runners: 2
8 January
Run #617
Hares: Cunning Linguist, King Yao Yao (RIP)
Runners: 2

18 December
Run #614
Hares: Hedge (RIP), Compost Heap
Runners: 2
11 December
Run #613
Hares: Sir Fester (RIP), Pegleg
Runners: 2
4 December
Run #612
Hares: Steamy Lump, Kilted Kike
Runners: 2
27 November
Run #611
Hares: Ex-Lax, Redundant Seaman
Runners: 2
16 October
Run #605
Hares: General Kidney Wiper, Phuk-It (RIP)
Runners: 2
9 October
Run #604
Hares: Snake
Runners: 1
2 October
Run #603
Hares: Snowflake (RIP), Emperor Airhead
Runners: 2
27 March
Run #576
Hares: Cunning Linguist, Phuk-It (RIP)
Runners: 2
13 March
Run #574
Hares: Lady Di (RIP), Redcoat (RIP)
Runners: 2
6 March
Run #573
Hares: Baby Wipes, Dr. Thrush (RIP)
Runners: 2
27 February
Run #572
Hares: Wrongway, Papa Whiskey
Runners: 2
20 February
Run #571
Hares: Steamy Lump, Kilted Kike
Runners: 2
9 January
Run #565
Hares: Ever Ready, Little Tommy Two Lips
The AGM Run
Runners: 2
2 January
Run #564
Hares: Busted Colostomy Bag
Runners: 1

26 December
Run #563
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Sweet Squeeze, King Yao Yao (RIP)
The Christmas Run
Runners: 3
12 December
Run #561
Hares: Master Bates, Fowl Fucker
Runners: 2
5 December
Run #560
Hares: Hammer (RIP), Blowfly (RIP), Deam
Runners: 3
18 April
Run #527
Hares: Smurf, Benny The Nerd
The Songkran Run
Runners: 2
21 February
Run #519
Hares: Steamy Lump, Kilted Kike, Dr. Thrush (RIP)
Runners: 3
7 February
Run #517
Hares: Wrongway, Papa Whiskey
The AGM Run
Runners: 2

20 December
Run #510
Hares: Sir Fleece Fucker, Tom's Dick (RIP), Papa Whiskey
The Christmas Run
Runners: 3
29 March
Run #470
Hares: Busted Colostomy Bag, Penus Of Wales
Runners: 2
1 February
Run #462
Hares: Hammer (RIP), Halitosis
The AGM Run
Runners: 2

10 March
Run #678
Hares: Festering Chronic Masturbator
Runners: 1

Run Award LevelAwd Run #Awd Run Date
5071922 Dec 1997