Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)

8 Dec 1945 to 05 Mar 2022

It was sad news to hear that John (Lord Chicken Fucker) Mcallen had passed away. He recently had been admitted to hospital with renal failure, but unfortunately succumbed on the 5th of March 2022.

Chicken was a prolific PH3 hasher, his 1st run being #399 on the 2nd Dec 1991 and he had an amazing total of 1224 runs, his latest being just two weeks ago.

To illustrate how dedicated LCF was to hashing, it is noteworthy, that in achieving 1000 runs, he only missed 18 actual continuous runs on getting there. He was GM in 1996, 1997 & 1998. He also was the beer truck driver for many years. But it was as a RA that LCF excelled and held his own.

Never one to be shy, anyone was fair game for his rumbustious ridicule when he called them into the circle. His brand of humour was not unsimilar to Tommy Coopers, but was certainly more hilarious and unique, with him continuing as RA upto his last run.

Although it has been many years since LCF actually ran, (well he was 76) he always did the walker's circuit, where he would enthrall with his latest anecdotes or engrossing banter.

Also, when John was Master of Music, there was no limits to his talent of composing and crooning his many "Hash Songs." I am sure that many hashers who these were composed for will long remember them.

John also had been an active member of the Pattaya Sports Club and had been Softball chairman for several years.

Our condolences go out to John's son James (Master Bates) here in Thailand and his daughter Jane in the UK.

R.I.P. Lord Chicken Fucker, you were definitely "One of a kind".

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