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PH3 Run 1417

Monday, 2 May 2011

Hares: Tampax, V.V.
Scribe: Colonel Cornhole
Runners: 69

Total Hashers This Week - 69

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Hashers Present Last Week - 37
Ball Ringer (313), Black Hole (46), Cabbage Queen (193), Chicken Hunter (48), Colonel Cornhole (100), Crocodile (64), Dame Liberace (RIP) (55), Doesn't Touch The Sides (95), Emperor Airhead (1133), Empty Sperm Bank (154), Ferry Queen (29), Fini The Faggot (366), Gangreen (54), Lady Flipper (461), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1000), Missing Link (RIP) (128), Mud Cracker (51), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (192), Polaroid Haemoroid (30), Prawn Princess (95), Pussy Snatcher (59), Retard Wanker (105), Scar W/2Ts (105), Seal Sucker (105), Seaman Swallow (310), Sir Arse-A-Holic (431), Sir Bottomless Pit (420), Sir Free Willy (485), Sir Frog (623), Sir Stains (532), Sir Velcro Dick (234), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (253), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (183), Sweetie (131), Torpedo Tits (46), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (73), V.V. (538)
Returners - 32
Apple Cider (23), Apple Sauce (80), Apple Tree (100), Arse-Holeo (253), Bangka Blower (133), Cabbage Flaps (119), Cabbage Knievel (117), Crazy Pussy (4), Dirty Pussy (78), G.I. Joe (357), Horse (39), Ice Cream (42), Icy Davidson (122), King Yao Yao (RIP) (821), Lord Lucan (RIP) (259), Mouth Full Of Muffin (56), Mr. Cheap (7), Mrs. Head (453), Muffin (71), Neville Again (2), Odd Job (302), Pissed Pole Dancer (143), Queen Stella (381), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (83), Same Same (67), Scrumpy (211), Sgt Lone Wolf (223), Sir Spaghetti Head (604), Smelly Bastard (29), Tampax (284), The Corpse (RIP) (38), The Mummy (38)
Visitors - 0
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) Was Congratulated For 1000 Runs With The PH3
Apple Tree Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Colonel Cornhole Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Skiing Finn (02 May)
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (05 May)
Sexy Mountain (02 May)
Shy Tiger (06 May)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
1000 Runs
Apple Tree
100 Runs
Colonel Cornhole
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Colonel Cornhole

RUN 1417 Hares : Menta Lee ill and V.V.

Thank God it's Monday, that means hashing out in the tapioca and no-man's land again. The experienced hares found a nice A-site far away from noisy roads and houses. Only one problem showed up and seemed difficult to solve. Security and the landlord from the nearest university wasn't very happy to see all of us on their land. Then Seaman Swallow said we were a 50/50 mixed crowdof doctors and patients from a mental-hospital in Banglamung City. We were out for a yearly picnic, then the landlord looked at Menta Lee ill one, (Tampax), and didn't doubt it for a second. Everything was ok then.
Stand-in GM Scar W/2T's forms the circle and complains about only 2 hashers signed up for happy hour, (himself and 1 other) so then the happy hour for today's run was cancelled. If we continue like this it's very possible we don't have any happy-hour bar at all.
Scar ices the hares.
Raffle: The Corpse won 3rd prize one dvd and a hash-shirt. Torpedo Tits won 2nd prize which was sexy hash underwear.
Again : 1st prize zo ze bezt blowmazter in ze whole universe,(Bottomless Pit) he won a bottle of Baileys.
Returnees: Arse-holeo, Lord Lucan, Polaroid Haemoroid and the whole Apple Garden. they are all in the circle for a down-down from GM.
Leavers: Seaman Stains/Swallow, Bangka Blower, Seal Sucker, Mouth Muffin, Cheaper Than Me Me, and lying leaver: Retard Wanker. Anniversaries: Apple Tree 100 Runs, Colonel Cornhole100 RunsKing Yao Yao 800 Runs mug LordSomething 1000 Runs. The King was commanded on the ice by GM, but he was fast to find the weakest link in the circle, (not Missing Link) to be a substitute for him which was a 2.5 year old boy who did it with a smile.
Emperor Airhead gets the circle, and he starts to torture the sadistic hares because they didn't ask for permission to use the land where the A-site was. EA continues with Sir Chicken fucker on ice for not singing at all (as usual). Pussy Snapper in the bucket for suggesting put the whole bucket with ice over SCF, when he gets his new name after his1000 th Run. The new name given by EA, became Lord Chicken.
Pissed Pole Dancer gets iced by the GM, because she always starts to drink beers from the beer-truck justseconds after all hashers starts run, and she always sit in the circle as well.
Ferry Queen iced for being a tough teenager who wants to drink everyone under the table.
Fini the Faggot gets the circle: He ices the super gay wannabees, Bottomless P, GI Joe , Apples Turnover, Scar, and Spag with strap-on.
They are forced to sing YMCA by the Village People, which Scar even can sing backwards.
The Lords on ice: Lord Chicken, Lord Lucan and even oh my Lord.
Lord Chicken on ice again because he lied about all the runs he missed since he started. We all know about that he had a very busy bar in the early years of Boyz-Town. I googled his full namethen it all came up : Founder of Boyz-Town in London, Berlin, Pattaya.
GM ices EA with friends cause we all hate private circles, and EA even ended up in the bucket which was well deserved and possible a new experience for him on the Monday hash.
The "lovebirds" Horse and his Filipino lady on ice because several hashers caught them in action on the trail. Some hashers really want full value for their money.
SCF ices Doesn't Touch the Sides for being a cheap cunt, he serves "Champagne" to Black Hole in bed every morning, but the truth is the "Champagne" he gives her is spring water mixed with 1 bottle of soda water. The noisy one on ice again (Torpedo Tits)for god knows what reason.
Lord Chicken complains about his new name, because he's been a fucker all his life, so he would prefer Lord Chicken Fucker. He should have known better after 1000 runs, when you don't like your name the hashare gonna give you exactly that name.
Osama Bin Laden was killed yesterday and the GM had to find the responsible people for that mission. Hash heroes : GI Joe and Sir Spag did a last mission when they are still able to hold a gun more then 2 seconds. Amazing actually because they are both in their mid-ninetees.
In the end of the circle Lord Chicken prayers was heard : He got the name he wanted Lord Chicken Fucker.
We will see next week when EA is back, because he wasn't there when GM changed his name.
Good run, great circle thanks to RA's and some others. Thanks to the hares, Thanks to good stand-in GM.
Hopefully there will be a happy- hour bar next week.
Please remember : I really hate to love you all, no, I mean, I love to hate you all.

On On
Colonel Cornhole

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