Run 1455 Chinese New Year Run
Year of the Dragon and boy did we roar out of the starting blocks for today's run. Gone in a cloud of dust except for the infirm, overweight, and elderly, all of which I qualify for. Lovely location again at the foot of Wat Khaew Din mountain where we usually have our Chinese New Year run. Good choice by the hares Sir Dog and The Corpse who apparently had short notice that their haring talents were required but came through with flying colours. Through the ploughed up cassava fields, down to the water reservoir, around the mountain and back to the A site. Leading the way as usual was Pig Pusher Swine Stabber and Doesn't Touch the Sides (has to be the 2 longest names on our Hash). Tons of shortcuts available because we've been at this site “dozens” of times (according to Skiing Finn) and we know the area well.
Lots of junior hashers on the run, Midnight Star 10 (Sir Arsehopper), Cinderella 4 (Papachino), Beauty's Baby 9, Baby of Beauty 8, and Tanya 2 (Anal Breadfruit and Sleeping Beauty) and the new teenager Master Bates 13 (Sir Chicken F**er).
Sir Airhead performed his Religious Adviser's duties admirably, as usual, by icing and down downing numerous deserving persons, Mr No No from Norway for not having a hash shirt in the circle, Grandmasters Scar with 2 T's and Hellboy for being bad examples of something (I was away getting a beer) and Miserable Cunt for going to the Philippines to find cheaper beer and women.
Hash heroes were Pisspoorer and the soon to be named Jeab who assisted Scotty after he dislocated his knee while flying around the back side of the mountain. Regular hashers, including yours truly, would have just left him there. Honourable mention to Sweetie and Squeeze my Tube for taking care of the beer truck duties while Bottomless Pit was in the Philippines following in Miserable Cunt's footsteps.
New names were Spankenstein's neice Siam Cyclone (who in a strange ceremony later got married to Sir Airhead while on the ice) and MR Toilet Seat because he had been Hash Shit for for so long.
During the circle we were treated to fireworks, those diesel filled hot air balloon things flying around and chanting by the monks above us in the Wat. Where else in the world would you want to be?
AGM run next week and the rumour is that Redcoat, Bluenose, and that sexy Norweigen Piss Pole Dancer will be returners and possibly even Dere-Lick who is in town.
Only 2 Canadians on this run, me and Golden Dildo. Where the hell are the rest of you guys?
Yours Truly,
Key Mah
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