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PH3 Run 1494

Monday, 22 Oct 2012

Hares: Robbing Bastard, Try-A-Fuck (RIP)
Scribe: Hellboy (RIP)
Runners: 73

Total Hashers This Week - 73

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Hashers Present Last Week - 45
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (117), B.B. (58), Ball Ringer (383), Bell End (230), Cabbage Head (149), Cabbage Queen (245), Camel Humper (16), Comes With Pressure (2), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (176), Crazy Pussy (59), Dame Liberace (RIP) (117), Desert Scorpion (14), Doesn't Touch The Sides (148), Emperor Airhead (1190), Empty Sperm Bank (195), Frog Licks Its Dick (119), Hellboy (RIP) (267), Honey Bear (48), Khamphun Takhianram (2), Lady Bow Wow (454), Lady Squeeze My Tube (249), Marathon Man (70), Menstrual Disorder (7), Mental Disorder (8), Midnight Star (485), Missing Link (RIP) (168), Mrs. Head (524), Peler (192), Robbing Bastard (108), Seal Sucker (143), Sgt Lone Wolf (267), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (607), Sir Arse-A-Holic (500), Sir Bottomless Pit (485), Sir Dog (602), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (503), Sir Velcro Dick (274), Snoopy (367), Steptoe (89), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (222), Sweetie (201), Tampax (317), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (113), V.V. (600), Wank-King's Wanker (100)
Returners - 21
Barnacle Bollox (137), Black Hole (88), Bulltrack (7), Cabbage Princess (66), Duchess Tadpole (391), Extra Testicle (283), G.I. Joe (424), Hulk (40), Jackal (119), King Yao Yao (RIP) (869), Little White Dove (12), Paprika Smiley (32), Pig Dog (103), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (231), Piss On It (9), Pocahontas (12), Poopachino (48), Rabbit Shooter (52), Red Lips (2), Running Bare (12), Sir Spaghetti Head (669)
Visitors - 7
Chotekar Noname (1), Iron Lung (1), Jane Cross (1), Napa Bunma (10), Pin Head (1), Sirikarnda Phumjan (4), Steakman (6)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Robbing Bastard Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
V.V. Was Congratulated For 600 Runs With The PH3
Sir Arse-A-Holic Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Wank-King's Wanker Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 8
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Duchess Tadpole (25 Oct)
Hoi Wan (27 Oct)
Lady Squeeze My Tube (22 Oct)
Apple Cider (22 Oct)
Absolutely Fucking Clueless (22 Oct)
Cocktail (22 Oct)
Croc (24 Oct)
Sick Of Steve (24 Oct)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Robbing Bastard
5 Hared Runs
V.V.
600 Runs
Sir Arse-A-Holic
500 Runs
Wank-King's Wanker
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Hellboy (RIP)

Before I start the scribe, I have to make the note that our Big hash event on the 2nd of February 2013 is cancelled ..... The plan was that all gms would hare a run and afterwards have a big hash party ..... But it became different than expected, the Bush and the Jungle hash gms have not even replied to personal e-mails. So I have decided to cancel this event ... I only feel sorry for our hash community because I had the feeling that everybody except a few arrogant pig headed fellows liked that idea.

Thats now the scribe ...
I arrived at the beautiful a-site, after I got lost for 20 mins, not enough hash signs, but a unique and virgin a-site. After having a shat with several hashers, I called the first circle, dealt with virgins, the hares informed about the run, and off we are .... Yes I also start running, but after one kilometer my back starts hurting and I went back, and saw sir arsehopper and sir dog drinkung hashbeer, and not even the short cutting bastards have been in ..... shame on u SIRS ...... I calles the second sircle, hares on the ice, and everybody mentioned that it was a beautiful run ..... Riffletime, Emperor Airhead and me want the same price a stupid pillow, but Liberace won it, but donated it back ... He want make a stupid walk competition between Airhead and Me, be we all decided that missing link is the winner of that diciplin ..... Missing Link got the pillow, but he handed it over to me .... Sorry my Empereon 1 to 1 now. One fellow got a new name Camel Humper ..... Wankings Wanker our new Join Master got the circle and he dealt with all Paperwork material .... After that I had to leave to work, and end now .... CU all next week .....

On On
Hellboy

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