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PH3 Run 1517

Monday, 1 Apr 2013

Hares: Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder, Pussy Whipped (RIP), Sexy Bum
Scribe: Crazy Pussy
Hash Flash: Honey Bear
Runners: 90

Total Hashers This Week - 90

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Hashers Present Last Week - 56
Ball Ringer (405), Bananas (RIP) (7), Bell End (251), Bird Flew (4), Black Hole (101), Coo Coo Cop (115), Crazy Pussy (79), Dame Liberace (RIP) (138), Doesn't Touch The Sides (168), Empty Sperm Bank (213), Extra Testicle (295), Flying Finn (102), G.I. Joe (443), Gangreen (97), Golden Waterfall (10), Honey Bear (69), Horse (112), Invisible Man (67), Linnjong Boonaman (4), Long Boobs (3), Longer Boobs (2), Menstrual Disorder (26), Mental Disorder (29), Midnight Star (506), Mrs. Head (547), (46), Odd Job (344), Peler (213), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (241), Pissed As A Rat (13), Pissed Up Mermaid (26), Pussy Fucker (44), Pussy Whipped (RIP) (9), Retas Retard (3), Rikke Skaar (2), Robbing Bastard (128), Running Bare (34), Scar W/2Ts (154), Secret Star (4), Sexy Bum (9), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (628), Sir Arse-A-Holic (522), Sir Bottomless Pit (506), Sir MC (525), Sir Spaghetti Head (690), Sir Velcro Dick (294), Smelly Bastard (59), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (305), Stupid Kraut Cunt (173), Supervirgin (26), Sweetie (224), Tampax (339), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (130), V.V. (623), Wank-King's Wanker (120), Zenergy (7)
Returners - 20
B.B. (67), Bell Star (4), Blue Balls (42), Borderline (48), Cheese Dick (40), Cinderella (52), Duchess Tadpole (400), Emperor Airhead (1212), Herring Choker (3), King Yao Yao (RIP) (877), Little White Dove (23), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1044), No More Cum (132), Paprika Smiley (47), Pocahontas (30), Poopachino (62), Rabbit Shooter (59), Retard Wanker (106), Sir Dog (619), Tiger Bum (88)
Visitors - 14
Ann kirsten Holmen (1), Banana In Public (1), Bent Karlsen (1), Christian Furuheim (1), Fluffer (1), Gry monica Finnes (1), Hege Furuheim (1), Kanyaphak Kluaisuk (1), Mekong Princess (1), Mona Helgesen (1), Randi Finnes (1), Runer Finnes (1), Short Time (2), Simon Bendavid (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Duchess Tadpole Was Congratulated For 400 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Net Was Given The Hash Name Mekong Princess
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fowl Fucker (01 Apr)
Apple Pie (04 Apr)
Sheik Meme (04 Apr)
Pebbles (05 Apr)
Burl Ives (03 Apr)
Ting Tong (01 Apr)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 2
Menstrual DisorderHash Hero
Mental DisorderHash Hero

Awards This Run

Duchess Tadpole
400 Runs

Scribe Report by Crazy Pussy

I did the walkers trail and saw Sir Fucking Dog and Lord Chicken Fucker on trail. First time I have see Sir Fucking Dog on trail.

The G.M called the circle and iced the hares, every body in the circle agreed it was a good run, especially when Mental Disorder had two virgin hares in Pussy Whipper and Sexy Bum.

Emperor Air Head took the circle and called the six virgins in for down down drinks and inform them that Pattaya Hash is their mother hash. Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder were iced and awarded the Hash Heroes Award for over achieving. Great going guys.

Wank King's Wanker awarded Tadpole a down down for her 400 hundred runs, then E.T, Manx Pedophile Pussy Fucker and Morning Star for being leavers.

Then I was given the circle to pick next weeks scribe, I put Honey Bear in the bucket for not informing Ball Ringer that she was a leaver, Banana Bender (B.B) was Iced for volunteering to be next weeks scribe.Sir Bottomless Pit and Sweetie were iced for not telling the visitor Banana Republic about buying hash t-shirts.

Cambodian hasher "Net" was put on the ice by Emperor Air Head and given her hash name "Mekong Princes ", why was I not given a name like that. G.M put Bananas in the bucket for not being over 70 and sitting down in the circle.

Lord Chicken Fucker took the circle and put hash shit on No More Cum for being Kim Jong-Un the north Korean Leader he asked which area in Pattaya are you going to bomb first ? Chicken Fucker warned all the hashers to keep away from Boys Town just in case. Chicken Fucker came to hash today to inform his fellow hashers he is still alive, some one called him and asked if he was dead, he said no I'm still in the land of the living .

Long Live Lord Chicken Fucker

G.M iced Stupid Kraut Kunt and four other hashers for not doing the run and being lazy cunts. Sir Spag iced Scandihooligan hares Scar and his girlfriend for not taking down the hash signs down for last Saturdays run and thanked the Scandihooligans for a great day.

B.B iced nine harriets and No More Cum then he sang a funny hash song, which the circle thought was great.

Scar iced Mental Disorder and Zenergy. Scar asked if he liked the run, to which Zenergy replied "it was a very good run, better than V.V's runs", Sorry V.V you will have to prove him wrong next week.

On-On!  Crazy Pussy

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