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PH3 Run 1534

Monday, 29 Jul 2013

Hares: Dog Licks Its Dick, Piss Poorer, Scrappy Doo, Tampax
Scribe: Sir Bottomless Pit
Hash Flash: Honey Bear
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 56
Arse-Holeo (269), Ball Ringer (421), Blue Bunny (25), Boxing Kangaroo (4), Bulltrack (21), Camel Humper (32), Captain Kangaroo (27), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (201), Crazy Pussy (93), Dame Liberace (RIP) (154), Desert Scorpion (30), Dog Licks Its Dick (201), Duchess Tadpole (413), Emperor Airhead (1229), Extra Testicle (299), Frequent Streaker (31), G.I. Joe (458), Gangreen (114), Honey Bear (83), Honey Bunny (132), Horse (126), Jorgen Thoresen (5), Katoy Anal Masturbator (106), Kiss Me Down Under (6), Lady Bow Wow (483), Lady Squeeze My Tube (283), Linear Accelerator (14), Little White Dove (33), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1053), Menstrual Disorder (37), Mental Disorder (44), Midnight Star (520), Mrs. Head (563), Necrophilia Night Rider (21), No Knickers (15), Piss Poorer (52), Pocahontas (40), Running Bare (44), Scarlet Pimpernel (68), Scrappy Doo (48), Seagull Shit (195), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (293), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (642), Sir Arse-A-Holic (535), Sir Bottomless Pit (521), Sir Dog (635), Sir MC (542), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (538), Sir Spaghetti Head (705), Smelly Bastard (66), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (317), Snoopy (394), Sweet Bunny (22), Tampax (352), Wank-King's Wanker (137), Whitefish (20)
Returners - 13
Apple Cider (37), Apple Sauce (95), Apple Tree (114), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (152), Empty Sperm Bank (223), Golden Waterfall (18), Olive Oil (35), Pissed Up Mermaid (31), Red Lips (15), Scrumpy (229), Sexy Bum (22), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (244), Tossa (11)
Visitors - 9
Berit Thoresen (1), Chaucer (3), Daglocks (11), Garry Stocks (1), Kosoi Hamkhuntod (1), Nok Nigh (7), Nurse Nancy (10), Pauvarin Phrajun (1), Skid Mark (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Piss Poorer Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 3
Ian Parr Was Given The Hash Name Nok Nigh
Charlie Shepherd Was Given The Hash Name Chaucer
Sirinan T.n. dee Was Given The Hash Name Golden Waterfall
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuck The Truth (04 Aug)
Clit Face (04 Aug)
Bum Boy (31 Jul)
Swing Low Sweet Testicles (31 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)
Milky Piss (29 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Piss Poorer
10 Hared Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Sir Bottomless Pit

Only take care of the Beer truck, buy the beer – water – soft drinks – garbage bags – down down cups – electrolytes – ice. Then he take care of the awards, the beautiful 50 Run Mug, go to the shop and order them, about one week later again and take him, also with the 5 or 10 Hared Ball cup. Go there try to order, print the name out and then there spell them wrong 8 from 10 times……also the 100 – 200 Run Shirt. Call them, go to Naklua – nobody open the door, call again and go again 1 hour later. Give him the paperwork and after a few weeks take them and hope is no mistake on? Also sell the Shirts – Shorts – Cooler – Cups ect. Then one more, the weekly Raffle, what ever I buy is not good, someone want Vine, someone want this and this and this…….and the most don’t want to buy anything, no money? And I try so different prizes; go to IKEA in Bangkok, to Lotus, to Friendship…

And now I am the scribe is well jhuhu and thanks to all the lazy bastards, but If you the scribe, get a free Run and you can sit down in the circle, get ice power, so stand up and do something………

Hares Today, Tony the Tampax, Tony the Piss Poorer, Dumas the Dog lik`s is Dick and Sandy the Scrappy Doo. Great A-side, nice View around and a great Run, I cant do I have other thinks to do, what a shame……

So then…………Airhead get the show and get a Down Down from the Hamersly Hash, give a Airhead Award to our GM Wankings Wanker for doing a great Job. Big Thanks to the Aussie team for the best Aussie Run on Earth, all 36 Hares on ice and jipie ha ha eh.

Three Virgin today, good to see, welcome. Piss Poorer receive is 50 Run Mug and had 10 Hares today, well done, have a good journey and see you next year. The Hamersly Hash presents a T-Shirt to the GM with the typical Logo on it, I don’t want this explain…

No Hares Song and the Hash Hymn, all gone and the Rain start.

See you all next week or when or where ever.

On-On!  Sir Bottomless Pit

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