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PH3 Run 1610

Monday, 12 Jan 2015

Hares: No More Cum, V.V.
Scribe: Arse-Holeo
Hash Flash: Gangreen
Runners: 81

Total Hashers This Week - 81

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Hashers Present Last Week - 60
Arse-Holeo (276), Ball Ringer (494), Beetroot Head (24), Bell End (314), Ben 10 (52), Blue Sky (8), Bum Boy (10), Cheap Norgy Cunt (199), Crazy Pussy (118), Crow Fucker (6), Dame Liberace (RIP) (229), Doesn't Come Enough (10), Doesn't Touch The Sides (240), Emperor Airhead (1290), Flying Finn (125), Frequent Streaker (50), G.I. Joe (526), General Kidney Wiper (671), Golden Rivet (13), Horse (151), Jingle Balls (33), Kee Mah (200), Kiss Me Down Under (14), Laddawan Sappaso (5), Lady Flipper (585), Lady Gaga (68), Lady Squeeze My Tube (346), Lost Cause (27), Love Boat (15), Master Chef (19), Mrs. Head (638), Necrophilia Night Rider (84), No More Cum (153), Paprika Smiley (75), Peler (269), Phoney Cunt (49), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (284), Pol Dancer (18), Pole Fucker (16), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (130), Robbing Bastard (174), Rotate Her Later (2), Scar W/2Ts (196), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (19), Sir Arse-A-Holic (596), Sir Free Willy (605), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (614), Sir Spaghetti Head (775), Sir Velcro Dick (320), Skiing Finn (209), Slack Vagina (11), Spankinstein (44), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (311), Stool Mover (12), Sweetie (316), Tiny Anal Torpedo (113), V.V. (710), Wank-King's Wanker (212), Whinger (25), Who Cares (5)
Returners - 16
Camel Humper (65), Casper (15), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (234), Crapper (26), Desert Scorpion (61), Fuzzy Lure (110), Gangreen (185), Little White Dove (66), Mr. Cheap (42), Pinkaboo (139), Pocahontas (72), Pussy Whipped (RIP) (40), Rear Gunner (221), Running Bare (86), Slippery Arse (90), Sperm Polluter (40)
Visitors - 5
Green Tree (3), John Harvey (1), Pocket Socket (1), Red Rocket (4), Semen (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
No More Cum Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Kee Mah Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Frequent Streaker Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Nisarat Tripp Was Given The Hash Name Whinger
Phattheera Tiyakhan Was Given The Hash Name Green Tree
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ball Ringer (16 Jan)
Cabbage Princess (18 Jan)
Linear Accelerator (18 Jan)
Unstable Load (17 Jan)
Leonard Nilsson (14 Jan)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
Pussy Whipped (RIP)Hash Trash: dropping official run papers on the ground.

Awards This Run

No More Cum
10 Hared Runs
Kee Mah
200 Runs
Frequent Streaker
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Arse-Holeo

After rocking up a bit late on my motorcycle with KISS ME DOWN UNDER to the A-Site which was nice and easy to find, we signed up with LIBERACE and then set off on the trail. We were pointed off by VV and after a short stroll we spotted some beer hunters sitting at a shop. After a short chat with them we carried on.

We then started looking for paper which led us into a pack of dogs which sent us running back to the beer shop. So we ended up having a drink with the lazy hashers including SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD and WANK-KING'S WANKER and 2 Jocks. After that little session we made it back to the A-Site.

This was ten minutes before the FRB's turned up including BALL RINGER who came in at about 1 hr 5 min which he recorded was a great trail.

Then the  circle was called. A lot a smaller circle than last week. First GM SCAR W/ 2T'S ices the Hares, who will be dealt with later. Then GI JOE called the Raffle. Lots of goodies up for grabs with my Misses getting the latest raffle prize. BEETROOT HEAD and gay mate were on the ice during the raffle procedure for Yak Yak too much.  

Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD steps in to take the circle with the Hares on ice (VV and NO MORE CUM). The run was voted by all as a great run, with colourful HHH signs and no one got lost. There was even a good comment by NO MORE CUM for a 100 Baht head job, it looks like to me someone has just put a pot on his head and shaved it on number 2.

The next on ice was John Harvey a virgin Pom who inherited a nice large sum from his lovin' uncle. The next on ice was PUSSY WHIPPED with his crack who got named as "GREEN TREE". And last PHONEY CUNT with his mate named WHINGER.

Next WANK-KING'S WANKER takes the circle calling in our 13 year, 50th Run Anniversary who was FREQUENT STREAKER. He is also known as SIMPLY RED. And then the Pom who thinks he is still a German with his 10th Hared Run, NO MORE CUM. Well done for KEE MAH for his 200th Run.

Next SCAR WITH 2 T'S takes over the circle with PUSSY WHIPPED for trash which he carelessly dropped and was found floating in the circle and the Hash Trash award was given with a down down.

The next was NO MORE CUM takes the circle and ices myself and Kiss Me Down Under for being friends on on FB. Now a question is which came first the CBR or KMDU which was replied to by the CBR naturally and she gets and I get an orgasm every trip. Then ROBBING BASTARD was iced for not looking after his virgins. The Hares Song to end the evening was Mario Mario.

Followed by the last down down's and the Hash Hymn  and I don't know what happened to my H'4 mate GASMAN sign my H4 sign as he maybe be on the lov nest. Better him than me!

On-On!  Arse-Holeo

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