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PH3 Run 1634

Monday, 29 Jun 2015

Hares: Hulk, Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder, Suzy Wong
Scribe: Wee Moaning Weasel
Hash Flash: Gangreen, Pussy Whipped (RIP)
Runners: 52

Total Hashers This Week - 52

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Hashers Present Last Week - 34
Anal Breadfruit (249), Baby Of Beauty (21), Ball Ringer (513), Beauty's Baby (29), Bell End (325), Ben 10 (63), Burl Ives (33), Dame Liberace (RIP) (253), Emperor Airhead (1313), G.I. Joe (547), Gangreen (204), General Kidney Wiper (695), Lady Flipper (609), Lady Gaga (80), Lady Squeeze My Tube (364), Linear Accelerator (91), Lord Nelson (28), Lost Cause (47), Mental Disorder (112), Miss Use Me (32), Mrs. Head (661), Necrophilia Night Rider (101), Peler (289), Pissed As A Rat (39), Pussy Fucker (71), Sir Free Willy (629), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (629), Sir Spaghetti Head (797), Slack Vagina (23), Slippery Sam (23), Snow Queen (8), Stool Mover (20), V.V. (734), Wank-King's Wanker (235)
Returners - 12
Biggus Dickus (29), CIA (37), Dog Licks Its Dick (211), Greyhound (RIP) (143), Hawkeye (24), Hulk (96), Jackal (156), Master Chef (28), Menstrual Disorder (92), Pussy Whipped (RIP) (43), Suzy Wong (57), Wee Moaning Weasel (101)
Visitors - 6
Fred Salli (1), Green Tree (6), Jack Lofgren (2), Jakob Lofgren (2), Josefin Lofgren (1), Mattida Lofgren (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Wee Moaning Weasel Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Hellboy (RIP) (02 Jul)
Ben 10 (04 Jul)
Proposition (04 Jul)
Hard On (05 Jul)
Ice Queen (30 Jun)
Knicker Sniffer (03 Jul)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Wee Moaning Weasel

Well, it's Monday again. Don't feel too chipper. The other half is up-country so I didn't get in until 8 this morning. So SIR FREE WILLY tells me I'm the scribe today. Great!

GM WANK-KING'S WANKER ices STOOL MOVER and myself even before the run started. Two opened beers for New Shoes. And no new shoes! So we've got to drink them.

As I've got a bad knee (well maybe that's just an excuse), my best option was the nearest Mama and Papa bar. Along with SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, WANK-KING'S WANKER, DOG LICKS IT'S DICK, EMPEROR AIRHEAD, ANAL BREADFRUIT, SIR SPAG and LORD NELSON.

Got back to the A-Site and were all kicking our heels waiting for the first runner back from this very long run. Over 9 km so I'm told. First man back was GI JOE.

Circle started and the Hares were iced as usual. Good run voted by all. Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD gave us an astronomy lesson pointing out Jupiter, Venus and the moon.

Raffle held by SIR FREE WILLY . I think LORD NELSON picked up a doll. No .... not that type of doll. Strange Boy ...

The other bar hunters and I were iced. For being beer hunters!

Virgin called in, Fred from Sweden. I,myself called in to receive my 100 Run T-Shirt.

Sorry but the rest of my scribe I can;t read. Might have something to do with the beer!

I hope the rest of the 52 runners had a good day out. I did, I think.

A poem by the hares.

Monday again, the weekend is over.
Maybe most of you at this day are sober.
What could do at that day?

Go to the beach, do housework or collect some trash?
No... it's Monday and you better go to the Hash.
Do a good run, have some beer and sitting on the ice a few times or more.

That's what people are coming for.
You can spent your Monday busy or lazy...
Or you go to the hash and spent it a little bit crazy.

Returners led the Hash Hymn. Then back to Miss Langsom for a night cap.

On-On!  Wee Moaning Weasel

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