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PH3 Run 1658

Monday, 14 Dec 2015

Hares: Peler, Sir Arse-A-Holic
Scribe: Lady Snake
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo, Honey Bear
Runners: 84

Total Hashers This Week - 84

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 53
Baht Bus Gestapo (31), Ball Ringer (536), Bananas (RIP) (44), Blue Sky (25), Bum Boy (35), Burl Ives (51), Crapper (46), Dame Liberace (RIP) (277), Doesn't Touch The Sides (270), Emperor Airhead (1332), Funny Bunny (20), G.I. Joe (569), General Kidney Wiper (719), German Shepherd (281), Golden Rivet (37), Helium Head (99), Jingle Balls (51), Jo Pap (2), Kamoy Katoy (35), Kee Mah (215), Lady Flipper (631), Lady Snake (22), Lady Squeeze My Tube (385), Linear Accelerator (106), Lost Cause (69), Love Boat (29), Mango Muncher (8), Master Chef (49), Menstrual Disorder (107), Mental Disorder (126), Miss Use Me (48), Mrs. Head (683), Necrophilia Night Rider (125), Odd Job (366), Paprika Smiley (93), Peler (309), Pocket Socket (15), Robbing Bastard (194), Running Bare (122), Scar W/2Ts (219), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (48), Sir Arse-A-Holic (623), Sir Free Willy (653), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (653), Sir Spaghetti Head (819), Slack Vagina (38), Spankinstein (62), Special Price (104), Steptoe (166), Tiny Anal Torpedo (132), Two Time (144), V.V. (752), Wank-King's Wanker (259)
Returners - 22
Antique (128), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (186), Bob Snot Here (8), Charlie Manson (348), Cheap Norgy Cunt (213), Crow Fucker (14), Dirt Looney (65), Fuck The Truth (321), Golden Dildo (65), Greyhound (RIP) (150), Honey Bear (146), Im Lao (40), Jackal (166), Knob Marley (115), Little White Dove (75), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (58), No More Cum (174), Pocahontas (99), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (380), Skiing Finn (211), Tampax (390), Window Wanker (2)
Visitors - 9
Bow Tie (1), Espen Hansen (15), Onuma Chongchairak (1), Palin Pronprong (2), Patpom (1), Sara Sray (4), Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt (12), Snake Bite (1), Tor-hugo Antonsen (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Gin Jockey Received His Plate In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Burl Ives Received His Plate In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Arse-Holeo (16 Dec)
Kidney Bean (15 Dec)
Mrs. Head (16 Dec)
Honey Bunny (19 Dec)
Two Time (19 Dec)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 1
No More CumHash Crash: Dropped his new Harley and scratched it on the Jester's King's Ride.

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Lady Snake

1. GM takes the circle

1) Hares on the ice
     Ice bucket: CHARLIE MANSON

2. SCAR W/2T'S takes the circle

1) Ice: EMPEROR AIRHEAD; GOLDEN RIVET

3. Raffle  Time with SIR FREE WILLY

4. EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle

1) Hares on the ice
2) Ice: LITTLE WHITE DOVE (youngest hare from Loy Kratong run)
3) Ice: GOLDEN DILDO; ANTIQUE
4) Ice: DIRT LOONEY (returner)
5) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON  (returner)

5. WANK-KING'S WANKER takes the circle

1) JINGLE BALLS; BURL IVES ( 50 runs plate)
     Ice bucket: DIRT LOONEY
     MRS. HEAD - Happy Birthday (most senior female hasher)

6. Music Time

The Bunglers (TAMPAX; LINEAR ACCELERATOR;  HONEY BEAR)
Song: "Knocking On  Heaven's Door"
Hares on ice ( Hare's Song)

7. GM NO MORE CUM takes the circle

1) Ice: SLACK VAGINA; BAHT BUS GESTAPO; ANTIQUE.
   Ice bucket: WANK-KING'S WANKER; SKINNY DICK.
2) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON; LONE WOLF.

8. SCAR W/2T'S takes the circle

1) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON (wear your fucking PH3 shirt)
2) Lady (unnamed hasher) sit on ice cause was talking in the circle.
3) Ice: RUNNING BARE; SKINNY DICK. (front running bastards)
4) Ice: Joint Master; WANK-KING'S WANKER
5) Ice : MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; IM LAO (returners)
   Ice bucket : DIRT LOONEY
6) Ice : MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY; SKIING FINN; KNOB MARLEY.
   Ice bucket : KEE MAH
7) Ice: IM LAO; CHARLIE MANSON + girl friend
8) Ice: LINEAR ACCELERATOR; WANK-KING'S WANKER.
9) Returners come to the circle to drink last down-downs.

P.S.  I hope I don't make to much mistakes in writing names of our hashers.

 

On-On!  Lady Snake

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