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PH3 Run 1668

Monday, 22 Feb 2016

Hares: Camel Humper, Desert Scorpion, Love Boat, Peler
Scribe: Crapper
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 105

Total Hashers This Week - 105

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Hashers Present Last Week - 61
Anal Cheese (99), Ball Ringer (545), Bell End (337), Ben 10 (75), Bengt Potato (139), Blue Sky (31), Bob Snot Here (10), Bum Boy (42), Burl Ives (60), Cheap Norgy Cunt (220), Crapper (55), Crocodile (116), Dame Liberace (RIP) (287), Del Boy (43), Doesn't Touch The Sides (276), Duchess Tadpole (465), Emperor Airhead (1342), Flying Finn (141), Funny Bunny (30), Fuzzy Lure (129), G.I. Joe (579), Gangreen (236), Golden Rivet (46), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (4), Helium Head (109), Jackal (169), Kee Mah (220), Lady Flipper (641), Lady Squeeze My Tube (395), Lost Cause (78), Menstrual Disorder (114), Mental Disorder (134), Miss Use Me (57), Mrs. Head (692), Necrophilia Night Rider (133), (75), No More Cum (184), Paprika Smiley (102), Pocket Socket (24), Postman Licks Twice (34), Scar W/2Ts (229), Sheik Meme (200), Sir Arse-A-Holic (633), Sir Free Willy (663), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (663), Sir Spaghetti Head (828), Sir Velcro Dick (340), Slack Vagina (48), Special Price (114), Steptoe (175), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (363), Sugar Daddy (RIP) (28), Supatra Thuekratok (2), Tampax (397), Tiny Anal Torpedo (141), Titty Toucher (2), Turd Burglar (194), Two Time (153), V.V. (762), Wank-King's Wanker (269), Who Cares (9)
Returners - 21
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (218), Absolutely No Fucking Idea (178), Barnacle Bollox (159), Black Hole (133), Bow Tie (6), Camel Humper (89), Desert Scorpion (85), Estonian Fucker (24), Extra Testicle (331), Fuck The Truth (323), Hulk (109), Jingle Balls (59), Love Boat (37), Marathon Man (161), Peler (318), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (301), Robbing Bastard (200), Sgt Lone Wolf (386), Stool Mover (26), Suzy Wong (70), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (200)
Visitors - 23
Ann Sunaruaend (1), Bankrupt (1), Beer Injector (1), Carl Kvistad (1), Comes With Pressure (14), Dud (1), Francesco Scarpa (1), Genius (1), Hag Shagger (3), Jagun Muda (1), Jason Hayward (1), Jeko (1), Kenneth Dybvik (18), Layon (1), Little Piss (1), Mental Tampax (10), Ryan Badillo (1), Sianida (1), Svein Rindedal (1), Tongkat Ali (1), Victor Rodriguez (1), Ville Ala-vikari (1), Vladimir Orekhov (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 5
Robbing Bastard Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Sheik Meme Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Try-A-Fuck (RIP) Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Lost Cause Received Her Mug In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Emperor Airhead Received His Mug In Recognition Of 1300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Barnacle Bollox (26 Feb)
Scar W/2Ts (25 Feb)
Special Price (28 Feb)
Jack Wow (28 Feb)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
SteptoeHash Crash: Poor man lost his soulI mean sole and left all the skin on his knees on the trail.

Awards This Run

Robbing Bastard
200 Runs
Sheik Meme
200 Runs
Try-A-Fuck (RIP)
200 Runs

Scribe Report by Crapper

Condolences to E.T. As his father passed away and where he is going it's -20 so hope he gets some warm cloths as we would like to see him back in Pattaya.

The circle was called at 1840.

A great run site and well marked but some how some runners missed a back check and did the scenic trail and a few kms as well. I love that area as under cover and great tracks with plenty of scope for checks.

The Hash Crash went to STEPTOE which was caused by a sole blow out and resulted in a half acre of skin removed from his knee. Man that had to hurt and has our symphony.

There were a few awards this evening and went to.

  • LOST CAUSE - 50 Runs and received a Hash Mug
  • TRY-A-FUCK - 200 Runs
  • ROBBING BASTARD - 200 Runs
  • SHEIK MEME - 200 Attendances
  • EMPEROR AIRHEAD - 1300 Attendances and received a Great Big  Beer Stein

As usual the Hares who did a great trail were iced for their effort.

The Raffle was next on the agenda and was and with the first draw winner, every one suggested they take FREE WILLY but decided on a prize instead. One of the prizes was a sexy Pink Thong and as we found out made a great Headband. Who would of thought?

We had the privilege of 6 virgins which was great to see.

REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was called out as is the Great Poo Bar of the Beer Hunters and given his official Beer Hunters hash shirt. Good to see that they get the recognition they deserve for their diligence in Keeping the local bars going. What great guys.

As no beer in Pattaya being a Holiday it was decided to have a longer circle and drink the beer truck out. This Scribe did his best to help so things got a bit vague after a while.

Then the Hairs gave a great rendition of a great song?

Medan Hashers were iced. You guys are giving them a lot cause to ice us poor hashers going there in August but they took it in their stride.

ESTONIA F*** was iced for not bringing any eye candy ( girls ). Great to see him back. This man is a tribute to hashers and a party hasher at that. When asked about his hotel from what I could hear as sitting next to WKW. It seems that he doesn't have one and sleeps at the discos between chatting up the women. What a hasher. I am sure that next week he will bring along a lady friend or hopefully 3.

Medan GM received a Commemorative hash shirt from our hash.

Circle closed. There was some other stuff but not sure what it was. Couldn't of been important at least I hope not.

A suggestion that we call the Bucket W-KW chair as he spent some time sitting in there.

On-On!  Crapper

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