Total Hashers This Week - 76

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Flying Finn
5 Hared Runs

Slack Vagina
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Arse-Holeo

Back to Pattaya after a few months... Meeting outside the Buffalo Bar we boarded the somtoaus to head out to the A-Site and a very nice one I thought.

The hares explained what to expect on the trail after blessing the new shoes and welcoming the 2 virgins and off we went up on a very hilly start. Some rocky sections, great trails & shade but it was very overcast. Just over 5 kms for the short run and 9 kms for the long.. I did the short with the other 70% of the runners. There was a bus full of lazy Beer Hunters come past as I got in. A nice trail I thought!

Some nice food & gin & tonics were on offer thanks to the hares. I was tapped on the shoulder by SIR FREE WILLY to be the Scribe. No worries I replied. Our acting GM calls on the circle NO MORE CUM being absent due to a swollen leg caused by a motorcycle accident or maybe coz Germany lost the football....

The Hares were on ice with everyone yelling how excellent the trail was.

Next the Raffle hosted by SIR FREE WILLY with many nice prizes ..

Next is EMPEROR AIRHEAD to deal with the Hares as ROBBING BASTARD doing a great job teaching his co-hare to set the run. A very friendly hash hound was in the circle enjoying our company. The only thing wrong was the piss-poor HHH signs he reckoned.

Next on ice were the PNG hashers for not fitting in with us - like throwing spears at each other and shooting arrows. Then a virgin ice sitter is called in to be named which WANKER BANKER amongst other possible names which won the cheers. He is known to rob innocent widows back in the U.K.

Next in were K.A.M., TAMPAX, BALL RINGER & Aussie guys who did a great job raising a generous sum of 250,000 baht on the last Aussie Run....

V.V, is called up for a down down for haring his amazing 140 runs which he was awarded a flash jungle bum bag. TAMPAX was also noted with his 400th run.

SCAR takes over to icebucket the Crazy German for loosing his pink wrist band. Next the hares in to sing their song with the tune of "The Mighty Quinn" aided by the guitar man TAMPAX.

On-On!  Arse-Holeo