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PH3 Run 1685

Monday, 20 Jun 2016

Hares: Lady Flipper, Sir Free Willy
Scribe: Seal Sucker
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 55

Total Hashers This Week - 55

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Hashers Present Last Week - 36
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (235), Ball Ringer (562), Bum Boy (54), Burl Ives (74), Crapper (70), Dame Liberace (RIP) (303), Doesn't Touch The Sides (291), Emperor Airhead (1359), G.I. Joe (594), Gangreen (252), General Kidney Wiper (727), Golden Rivet (61), Lady Flipper (658), Lost Cause (93), Love Boat (44), Master Chef (62), Menstrual Disorder (126), Mental Disorder (149), Miss Use Me (72), Necrophilia Night Rider (148), Pocahontas (113), Pocket Socket (38), Rick O Shea (2), Rubber Dick (181), Running Bare (136), Sauce For The Goose (33), Seal Sucker (205), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (61), Sir Arse-A-Holic (649), Sir Free Willy (680), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (680), Stti (2), Tampax (414), Telly Tubby (20), Unstable Load (14), Wank-King's Wanker (285)
Returners - 12
B.B. (105), Crocodile (129), Honey Bear (151), Mrs. Head (708), Pissed As A Rat (46), Pussy Fucker (78), Sgt Lone Wolf (397), Sir Spaghetti Head (844), Slippery Sam (30), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (320), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (376), Sugar Daddy (RIP) (34)
Visitors - 7
C'mon Daddy (1), Ezel De jesus (1), Jai Teas (1), Kee Chang (17), Miss Olympic (1), No No I'm Not Your Bitch (1), Shag My Woofy (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Mrs. Head Received Her Cap In Recognition Of 700 Runs With The PH3
Menstrual Disorder Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 30 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Knob Marley (21 Jun)
Who Ate All The Pies (26 Jun)
Necrophilia Night Rider (26 Jun)
Casper (21 Jun)
Johnny Walker (24 Jun)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Seal Sucker

We arrive at a popular A-Site for the special Brexit Run hared by SIR FREE WILLY and his long suffering wife LADY FLIPPER. By the time you get to read this the problem will be solved or plenty more problems will be made, who cares because today we are all here to run around the lake and drink plenty of cold beers.

Just a quick update on the Rugby Union played in the week-end. The Aussies got another ass-kicking from the Poms and have lost their second place ranking in the world to England. The back-to-back World Champion All Blacks beat Wales to obviously retain their title as the best team in this Universe.

GM MENTAL DISORDER calls in the Virgins to get the show on the on the go. He's doing a great job considering he's heavily pregnant with a joey in his pouch and mentioned that he's going back to Aussie to give birth soon. It's name he said will be SKIPPY DISORDER.

SFW explains the run and we all exit the A-site into the surrounding fields of tapioca. There's only about three checks in the whole 7.5-8 km trail so it ends up to be a bit of a drag race around the mountain and back across the lake. The Beer Hunters were pleased to see the lanky legs of RUNNING BARE arrive in to the A-Site and quickly proceeded to empty the beer bins.

Hopefully, there will be some photos. PUSSY FUCKER, the Hash Flash had a crash and we were thinking of renaming him PHOTO FUCKER, the git.

SFW holds the Raffle. And as EMPEROR AIRHEAD mentions later, the Raffle helps to keep the cost of sign up fees down down down. Numerous happy Hashers win some great prizes

EMPEROR AIRHEAD is very happy to ice the Virgins as they are a nice assortment of cracks and photos and phone numbers are exchanged.

GM MENTAL proceeds to ice birthday boy SHIT ON MY SHIRT and then LOST CAUSE for not getting lost.

WANK-KING'S WANKER does awards. BB gets a new 100th Run Shirt to replace the one he lost. SPAG HEAD presents MENSTRUAL DISORDER with her 30th Hare Shirt after dropping it in the mud. MRS HEAD receives her 700th Run Cap.

Visiting Hasher NO NO I'M NOT YOUR BITCH takes circle and quotes, "We don't want women with degrees, We don't want women on their knees.".

SFW sings the Hare Song, something about him being the thrashing boy in prison.

Last down downs downed.

On-On!  Seal Sucker

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