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PH3 Run 1705

Monday, 7 Nov 2016

Hares: Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Menstrual Disorder, Mental Disorder
Scribe: Colonel Cornhole
Hash Flash: Baht Bus Gestapo
Runners: 74

Total Hashers This Week - 74

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Hashers Present Last Week - 43
Ball Ringer (579), Bell End (362), Ben 10 (100), Billion Sucker (201), Bum Boy (69), Cheap Norgy Cunt (226), Chicken Dundee (10), Colonel Cornhole (144), Crackle (6), Dame Liberace (RIP) (319), Duchess Tadpole (495), Emperor Airhead (1375), Ferry Queen (48), Flying Finn (150), G.I. Joe (611), Gangreen (271), General Kidney Wiper (745), Harbor Whore (14), Jackal (186), Lady Flipper (675), Marathon Man (185), Necrophilia Night Rider (163), No More Cum (191), Odd Job (383), Pink Dolphin (6), Piss On It (24), Pop (6), Rat Von Kiel (20), Sgt Lone Wolf (412), Sir Arse-A-Holic (668), Sir Free Willy (697), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (699), Snap (6), Steptoe (184), Telly Tubby (36), The Wizard (19), Tiny Anal Torpedo (145), Turd Burglar (205), Two Time (180), Unstable Load (29), V.V. (792), Wank-King's Wanker (305), Whore In The Window (7)
Returners - 27
Antique (135), Atomic Muff Diver (18), Baht Bus Gestapo (59), Biggus Dickus (59), Black Diamond (20), Black Justice (33), Casper (46), Crapper (88), Crow Fucker (19), Dirt Looney (67), Fuzzy Lure (135), Golden Rivet (76), Greyhound (RIP) (161), Hawkeye (54), Heifer Dust (44), Lady Snake (48), Lost Cause (108), Lovely Lady (2), Master Chef (68), Menstrual Disorder (139), Mental Disorder (162), Pocket Socket (52), Pugsly (49), Seal Sucker (219), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (67), Smokey Trucky Fucky (10), Sperm Polluter (71)
Visitors - 4
Alan Taylor (5), Jeff Masciara (1), Mekong Delta (7), Snake Snack (4)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Ben 10 Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Cum Yak Yak (11 Nov)
Robbing Bastard (13 Nov)
Clam Sucker (12 Nov)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Ben 10
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Colonel Cornhole

Thank god its Monday again. We met up as normal at Buffalo Bar on Third Road. Easy-peasy baht bus ride and then suddenly we were near the A-Site.

For me it was a fantastic place they found. At least what i was thinking on the 20 meter walk from bus to sign-up table. Then what do we see 5 meters away from the hares planned circle? A big yellow caterpillar excavator. ( Digging-machine) One of the hares MENTAL DISORDER goes, "This wasn't here this morning!". And tries to look serious...

We all know MENTAL DISORDER been sitting more than 30 years in his caterpillar up country in New South Wales, Australia. So... Two plus two with evidence at the crimescene... They built a new perfect A-Site. Very impressive.

Circle found out RAT VON KIEL also has licence for same machine up to 100 ton. Could be VV might hire the digging team in the future.

First frontrunner on in about 45 minutes. I guess, leading his pack of Beer Hunters RSB was about 2 minutes behind. Every Monday will he smell his way to nearest waterhole of beer. Could be my purpose next Monday.

GM NO MORE CUM forms the first circle. Actually I didn't hear much cause suddenly I'm a single dad with tree daughters aged 3, 4, and 5. So listening to the circle and entertaining them at the same time is not very easy.

I heard last words was no new shoes, then they all started on out.

I love to run/walk the trail but had no chance to do it cause of my girls. Never missed SQUEEZE MY TUBE more.

I walked nervously around the A-Site with Rip, Rap and Rup half a meter away from my arse, then SFW comes to me and tells me what i have to do. This week's scribe.

Oh my, is it possible !? For sure this gonna be my hardest run ever Without any running at all.

Circle starts:

EA takes as usual the circle and ices the hares for their effort. GM NO MORE CUM ended also there,
HEIFER DUST in the bucket.

All hashers said it was a good run and great A-Site.

WANK-KING'S WANKER has the circle and mixes his cards so he gives the 150 hares to FLYING FINN, which should have 150 runs. And then gives 150 runs to VV (he got same shirt 17 years ago).

GM on in gives the bucket to HEIFER DUST, MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER have a nice seat on iceblocks.

RA LONE WOLF is smart enough to give the GM NO MORE CUM a long sit on ice. He also calls in all the communists. MENTAL THIS and MENTAL THAT have recently been to Vietnam and North Korea.

FERRY QUEEN, BILLION SUCKER, GI JOE, THE WIZARD and SPERM POLLUTER all on ice. RAT VON KIEL in the bucket. TADPOLE and BAHT BUS GESTAPO share the bucket for talking or flirting.

Returners on ice: RAT VON KIEL, GM NMC , SEAL SUCKER, PUGSLEY, and others.

Lottery: GKW, won big red-wine, ODD-JOB picked which I thought gonna be his future wife (a baby gorilla doll). Other winners also.

Straight after lottery he gave it to the 3 youngest persons in the circle. Rip, Rap and Rup. The circle was great and I already mentioned my today's challenge.

So this was just some of what happened. To make it complete i lost some of my notes in the mud. STEPTOE was singing for the hares when they relaxed on ice.

A big thanks to the hares for making this run. As usually his songs takes more than 20 min. My last beer when he was singing I was mixing bottles with my kids, so I had the baby's milk bottle and she was drinking my Beer Chang.

Can't wait until next Monday.

On-On!  Colonel Cornhole

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