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PH3 Run 1795

Monday, 30 Jul 2018

Hares: Lady Flipper, Sir Free Willy
Scribe: Emperor Airhead
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 50

Total Hashers This Week - 50

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Hashers Present Last Week - 40
Antique (161), Ball Ringer (659), Bell End (440), Ben 10 (178), Bob Snot Here (50), Burl Ives (158), Cherry Blossom (6), Dame Liberace (RIP) (405), Dirt Looney (148), Duchess Tadpole (569), Emperor Airhead (1453), G.I. Joe (691), Gangreen (357), General Kidney Wiper (826), Golden Rivet (153), Katoy Anal Masturbator (132), Lady Flipper (756), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1098), Lost Cause (184), Master Chef (95), Mayo Queen (85), Mental Disorder (226), Miss Use Me (157), Necrophilia Night Rider (246), Phantom (111), Pink Dolphin (87), Piss Poorer (69), Rat Von Kiel (98), Seal Sucker (268), Sgt Lone Wolf (484), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (95), Sir Arse-A-Holic (751), Sir Free Willy (778), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (783), Sir Velcro Dick (398), Speedo Pete (19), Tampax (465), The Wizard (103), V.V. (872), Wank-King's Wanker (393)
Returners - 5
Crystal (22), Lady Squeeze My Tube (492), Ninja Princess (24), Shithead (14), Unstable Load (114)
Visitors - 5
Baby Powder (4), Barbie (1), Hard On (1), Hum Yai (1), Hym Yai (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Bob Snot Here Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Carol Normanton Was Given The Hash Name Cherry Blossom
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuck The Truth (04 Aug)
Bum Boy (31 Jul)
Swing Low Sweet Testicles (31 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Bob Snot Here
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Emperor Airhead

A very strange day out... After the "Blood Red" Moon eclipse on Early Monday morning, I knew that today would go down in our History !

Celebrating the longest Monday Hash Marriage at 34 years, we were all happy to wish the WILLY Family many more.... They are indispensable to things running smoothly, and allowing us to drink cheap beer. The Love struck couple met in Pattaya in 1965. She was the innocent girl selling coconuts on the beach: he was robbing 7-11's..... Married in just 90 days, she moved to dingy, cold England to live on fish and chips. Eventually the lovers moved back to Pattaya and have helped our Hash immensely for over 16 years!

The run today was on a windswept archipelago hidden from view on the sea. As the waves crashed and the wind howled, WILLY pointed In a general direction and the pack was off!

The Beer Hunters settled in to a Thai family bar on the beach and we were delighted to see the family had an enormous pig as a pet . Bigger than WILLY, but not as dangerous, it was like a 200 kilo dog. As the pig wagged it's tail and ate crisps the front runners came by, shouting, "No Paper!". That was what the Beer Hunters were waiting for, and remembering the Grand Master's new rules opened their beer cans before carrying them back to NIGHTRIDER's camp.

A very good attempt by WILLY and FLIPPER, but some swine stole the paper! The Raffle was tense as the girls battled the rest of the circle for the stuffed seal fluffy toy....

Hares iced again ... but the ice had disappeared !! The lovely Sasha from England entertained us, just coming from hashing in Japan ....the crowd went wild when they found out her hash name was "BARBIE" !

CHICKEN FUCKER, a Hashing National Treasure, stepped in to give the English a hard time. Asking tough questions, but always with lots of humour.....

A lame hares song and off to celebrate at Nicky's Bar. A great Hash Bar for Real Hashers....

On-On!  Sir RSB and Emperor Airhead

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