What a wonderful day for a hash. And thanks for the hares for providing else for some great food.
SPEEDO PETE and SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR were called to the ice. SPEEDO PETE was given Hash Crash for tripping on the run, SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR was given Hash Trash for leaving his stapler on the trail.
Hares were called on the ice. The run was well received by everybody it was little confusing some places because of another run markings there. The GM thanked the hares for a great run.
Raffle time the winners were very happy. One winner had some ice time because SPEEDO PETE brought his Hash Crash helmet in. Big no no. NO hats in the circle. Next time luck be my lady and I will win.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle nd put the hares on the ice. He made a comment about the Sausage being put in order big to small size. Thanks toSAUSAGE HEADfor cooking. EMPEROR AIRHEAD thanked the hares for a great run.
MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I'M GAY was called to the ice and was told he looks happy now that he has new girlfriend. His friend was invited to sit on his lap and Koy was welcomed to the club.
Award time WANK-KING'S WANKER called in BEVERLEY HILLS PINK COCK for 250 runs, LIBERACE for 450 runs and SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR for 5 hared runs.
The hares were called in for German Trivia, wrong answer was put in the bucket. First go in the bucket was SAUSAGE HEAD and next SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR.
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER took the circle and called in SPEEDO PETE and asked if he would have a good time with Angela Merkel. SEAL SUCKER was called in for sitting on a chair in the circle. The hares called in to circle for the last song.
I THINK EVERYBODY HAD A NICE TIME TODAY.
On-On! Cannonball