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PH3 Run 1874

Monday, 3 Feb 2020

Hares: Happy Survivor, Sausage Head, She's The Boss, Sicilian Sissy
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 101

Total Hashers This Week - 101

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 75
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (221), Anal Cheese (124), Arse Van Hole (148), Ball Ringer (733), Beetroot Head (112), Bell End (505), Ben 10 (233), Bengt Potato (180), Bob-A-Gob (74), Burl Ives (223), Cannon Ball (99), Casper (147), Chip Chip (49), Dame Liberace (RIP) (482), Del Boy (167), Diarrhea (36), Dick In The Dyke (14), Dirt Looney (226), Duchess Tadpole (634), Flatulence (40), French Kiss (77), Fuck Off (11), G.I. Joe (764), Gangreen (432), Ging Gang Goolies (93), Golden Flower (5), Golden Rivet (226), Happy Survivor (84), Hoi Wan (112), Home Brew (32), Hot Gob (36), Knickerless (34), Lady Squeeze My Tube (561), Left Behind (19), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1170), Lost Cause (257), Love Boat (128), Mayo Queen (150), Miss Use Me (226), Mojka Resnik (2), Necrophilia Night Rider (310), Nina Spegel (2), No Cure (9), No More Cum (274), Odd Job (446), Papa Dick (6), Paprika Smiley (182), Parisian Titi (49), Phantom (175), Pole Fucker (78), Real Old (RIP) (39), Sausage Head (48), Scar W/2Ts (313), Scarlet Pimpernel (133), She's The Boss (99), Sicilian Sissy (5), Sir Arse-A-Holic (821), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (857), Sir Velcro Dick (457), Smokey Trucky Fucky (92), Smokey's Nanny (48), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (79), Spastic Whore King (26), Sperm Polluter (175), Splinter Dick (33), Telly Tubby (154), The Wizard (182), Tmotej Resnik (2), Tom Boy (244), Two Time (317), Unconscious Masterbater (3), Unstable Load (180), V.V. (949), Wank-King's Wanker (471), Whore In The Window (111)
Returners - 16
Arse-Holeo (322), Billion Sucker (241), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (61), Hard On (43), Herring Choker (10), Kamoy Katoy (47), Mrs. Head (826), Patpom (22), Pussy Snatcher (87), Salon Queen (26), Sgt Lone Wolf (532), Sir Spaghetti Head (965), Snake Bite (22), Steptoe (237), Trafalgar (28), Womb Broom (2)
Visitors - 10
Crooked Cunt (4), Franz Brengartner (4), John Ingraham (1), Pina Colada (1), Pisses Like A Bitch (1), Sister Fister Fuckwit (13), Thanyaphom Prapaimueang (1), Turn The Fucking Meter On (7), Wanker (12), Wobbly Wally (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Arse Van Hole Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Joe Risicato Was Given The Hash Name Sicilian Sissy
Ksenia Abbott Was Given The Hash Name Pina Colada
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuzzy Lure (06 Feb)
She's The Boss (04 Feb)
Khomthiphat Rathip (03 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 4
G.I. JoeHash Crash
Ging Gang GooliesHash Crash
Sour Kraut Bone CollectorHash Trash
Unstable LoadHash Crash

Scribe Report by Home Brew

The PH3 goes from strength to strength; 101 attendees today and another highly successful event enjoyed by all.

Having been a runner myself for 55 years, I was subsequently considering why that should be case. After all, when I started, running outside proper athletics clubs or tracks was seen to be quite weird at best... And to an outsider the Hash formula in writing looks rather odd too - following pieces of paper for many kms on a hot day with many strange rituals before and after the event. So here are my conclusions.

HISTORY - Although hashing had been around much longer, the PH3 start up in the early 1980's coincided with the so called running boom, when interest in participation greatly increased and shoes and kit dramatically improved. So a lot of the weirdness (but not all...) disappeared - numbers picked up and have stayed strong since.

CONSISTENCY - Like clockwork, PH3 has taken place every Monday since 1984. That has taken an extraordinary amount of planning and preparation, and it continues to occupy a lot of time for a group of very dedicated guys and ladies. It also means people are more likely to turn up - like Parkrun in England if you give it a miss it doesn't matter too much because you know it will be there at the same time, the following week and every week.

DISCIPLINE - As numbers have increased, and particularly when they exceed 100, much more work is needed to ensure the event stays on schedule and there is adequate crowd control. So we all appreciate the efforts in particular of GM, SPERM POLLUTER, SCAR W/2T'S and BEER POLICE in this respect - their job is more difficult than it looks.

EVOLUTION - Based on my own running club experience, and like any organisation, PH3 participants and mismanagement have evolved and will evolve over time. That is always for the better to get the right blend of fresh ideas and experience, even if there may be some short term turbulence. The most important thing for everyone involved is to maintain the PH3 success by continuing to turn up on the day, and by inviting some younger people to get that average age down....

See you next month

On-On!  Home Brew

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