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PH3 Run 1884

Monday, 20 Jul 2020

Hares: Casper, Crap Thai, Sperm Polluter
Scribe: Mr. Bean
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King
Runners: 57

Total Hashers This Week - 57

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Hashers Present Last Week - 40
Ball Ringer (743), Bell End (515), Ben 10 (243), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (263), Bum Boy (196), Casper (157), Crap Thai (10), Crazy German (18), Dame Liberace (RIP) (492), Del Boy (175), Dirt Looney (236), Dog Licks Its Dick (257), Edward Vannieuweivhuyzen (2), Flatulence (50), Fleece Lifter (3), French Kiss (87), Fuck Off (21), G.I. Joe (773), Gangreen (442), Ging Gang Goolies (97), Hard On (53), Knickerless (43), Lady Squeeze My Tube (571), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1179), Mayo Queen (159), Mr. Bean (9), Na Hee Man (58), Phantom (RIP) (183), Ping Pong (3), Scoobie Doo (122), Seal Sucker (316), Sir Arse-A-Holic (825), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (867), Sir Velcro Dick (467), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (89), Sperm Polluter (185), The Wizard (192), Two Time (325), V.V. (957), Wank-King's Wanker (481)
Returners - 17
Angel (2), Arse Van Hole (156), Bengt Potato (186), Burl Ives (232), Cannon Ball (107), Cookie Monster (17), Golden Rivet (234), Lost Cause (265), Lurch (2), Mineless Cunt (110), Miss Use Me (235), Mrs. Head (833), Patpom (26), Sir Spaghetti Head (972), Snake Bite (26), Spastic Whore King (34), Unstable Load (189)
Visitors - 0
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Casper Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Flatulence Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
French Kiss Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
The Wizard Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Stupid Kraut Cunt (25 Jul)
Crap Thai (24 Jul)
Franch Descols (21 Jul)

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Saints and Sinners - 2
Na Hee ManHash Trash
The WizardHash Crash

Awards This Run

Casper
5 Hared Runs
Flatulence
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Mr. Bean

Splendid stroll through mostly farmland with a little shiggy,

Hash Trash: hat
Hash Crash: hit a vine. Master bragged about his speed, chose the helmet...
Public cervix announcement: You're a spiritual place, so only water the cassava plants.
Run was disgusted: Fact revealed -- It wasn't flat but it was "undulating"
Raffle...
Pedantic discussion about umbrellas: Some brullies are bigger than others!
On-Sec gets to 50 runs
GM gets a shirt
French Kiss gets a shirt
Visa amnesty holders interrogated about what they're going to do with their little lives.
Hashers, in order to avoid intubation, were advised to visit Soi VI for some artificial respiration. Everyone remember to donate generously to your local whorphanage!

This is when it starts to get funny fuzzy...

"Have you got a dose?"
"It's like being on the Thai-tanic!"
A spirited discussion of the ins and outs of Boys Town.
More about umbrellas.
"I Gotta Wash My Hands" karaoke version was performed by the hairs on multiple cell phones -- pretty much a rock concert. The trail was actually better than the song.
Hash Hymn was performed with splendid choreography.

Got back (all in one piece!) to LK Metro with some lovely spaghetti and meatballs with French bread served to the customers at the on-after bar.
--
Mr. Bean, Ex-Master, Bandung HHH

On-On!  Mr Bean

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