Brilliant, yes a brilliant run was echoed loud and clear from almost the 117 hashers at today's event. Of which there were 11 virgins (2 of which fell down, ha ha), and iced.
The Solovenia Hares were well praised by the Emperor for the work they had put in to making a mountain of food for all us guys to enjoy after what some called the best run of the year.
Singing granny, with "she's the boss” and "happy suviour," were joined by a Dutch teacher __name_Car licker___ and Canadian guy "Cement head." Who were also joined by 3 other Slovenian girls
In doing a marvelous job for The ph3.The Emperor Airhead congrats them for bringing joy and great memories, We are truly honored he told them as they were called upon the circle to have a seat on the ice.
Lots of fun, singing and great opportunities to mix and meet new friends and laugh with older hashers. The sun was a demon on this February afternoon and many runners came back sweaty ,the walkers stroller back to the A site and the two bus loads of beer hunters, well what can one say only to say yes they got back.
At the start the G M thanked everyone for coming along and mentioning the 2000th run coming up soon introduced the big amount of virgins to the circle and stressed the friendship and helpfulness...don't get lost...say close to your buddies.
Tom boy was first to be honored with a cool seat for hash trash...we like to keep area tidy.
Lots of toilet seats and helmets were handed out over the heads of hash crashers later , Beetroot head ,being one duly honored for not collecting a waffle prize last week.
The GM showed positive energy to everyone and had asked the Hares to give a brief outline of today's run.
The opportunity fell to Cement head to explain, a magical smile came to people's faces....he is to be married soon to the lovely Thai lady Pim . AAAAAHHHH
The virgin Hare give a good overview.
On and on, over and up went the Hashers,a really brilliant trial very well laid ,lots of shade .
(Sam from Brisbane cam in first, l think a virgin runner)
Loads of respect and outstanding recognition was given to the Hares along with a large dollop of good humor thrown in for good measure.
The wanker of the week went to no more cum
A lot of waffle winners , Happy suviour was one winner but was also honored with a seat on the ice along with mountain flower for bring a bag into the circle.
Also our visitor Hissing Sid from North Wales had two winning tickets but wished to donate the second to fellow hashers.
Good man Sid!
Honored for 50 runs was Splinder dick
Y m CA honored for 10 Hare runs
"Cement head" now a full member of ph3
Scar with 2 ts in his long tailed coat and horned hat was asked by the Wizard to take charge of the very large circle, to his credit he asked many hashers to keep quiet in the gentle manner of a ringmaster who uses his tongue like a whip.
He soon whipped everyone into shape
Anyone having their own wee circle, behind the beer-truck or wherever were brought forward to be honored on the ice .
As he says ,"it is an honor to have a seat in the middle of the circle on a block of ice and be given a FREE beer"
He honored quite a few this way with a cold seat.
And in turn was duly honored himself by the G M on reaching his 62 year on this planet well done mate and good health.
"No more Cum", took to the floor and dilemma broke out as he thanked the sign-in team big Mount me /YM C A on doing an excellent job week in week out with out any complaint
As his chronicles unfold he walks around the circle dressed up in The 70s movie gear of Clockwork Orange, my mind goes to the charity work the hashers do for the Children in need.
YMCA and many walkers raised and sponsored over 50,000baht which will go to bring a lot of joy and much needed help to those Lee's of than ourselves.
As many remember our G M , Oz last year raised an incredible amount of money for the same charity in Nickys bar getting his hair cut.
Well done all the combined Hashers and the bars who do so much good for others.
Well the down downs were well received and the songs
Why were they born so beautiful ectria went on
Alas the event went bye so quickly l have not enough space to write up all those who contributed to such a wonderful day ,only to say over 60 sang and carried on the merryment as they went on to Hushlers bar to enjoy free food and discounted buckets of ice cool beers.
Swing low was sang at the close of the circle later everyone was invited to help themselves to more beers for the way home.
Thank you the Hare and all involved in the management behind the scenes for giving us a a cracker of a day
On On Blow Lewinsky