Total Hashers This Week - 103

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.
Well another Christmas Run. This one made by Arse-A-Holic, Arse Hopper and Honda Dream. A run close to town which is good for this run. A nice big A site. And 103 turned up to enjoy themselves. CF standing in for the GM who is busy at this time of year. Hares told us about the run and off they all went. I myself was just about to go on the run. When I was taken into the bushes by Odd Job. No I do not normally go into the bushes with strange Scandi men. But he wanted to show me his new blow up Father Christmas suit. I thought to myself do not bend over or remove any clothing. So anyway he got his Santa suit out and showed me it, and it was really good. That would be for later in the circle. So I did not get to do the run. Had a chat with Clit Face. Who as you know is standing down from doing the Stats updates and the Web pages. He as been doing this job for 7 years and needs a break. Thank you very much for a good job. He told me some of the things that have to be done. So we will need another person to do this job. There must be someone out there, who as a lot of spare time. And it will not take all week. Once the update is done and the web pages updated thats it till next week. We cannot let this die. So much work as been put in to get this set up. There must be someone with computer knowledge and the spare time. Lets hope someone comes forward. Everybody likes to hash, butwe need people to do the jobs that keep the hash going.
After some hamburgers and sausages, and cold beers provided by the hash canteen. The circle was called, the hares were iced as they should be. And the concensus was a good run.And then theraffle done by Seaman Swallow, I myself got lucky and got the bottle of beer that I will have on Christmas day. Well done Swallow. Thats when Father Christmas appeared, and did'nt he look good. And also a reindeer with a lovely bell. A few of the kids came in and spoke to MrFC andtold them what they would like. I did not get what I wanted but I already knew I did not have much chance of getting it anyway. What could it have been you are thinking. We had returnees and all the usual things. Sir Airhead took the circle, and iced the hares. And as he said what a lame christmas shirt. Not like that really good one that VV was wearing. Sir Airhead then iced a bunch of Aussies who willbe showing us some ice spinning next week. Ewok and Sexy Slim hold the world record at this. We then had our own Turkey head and pranced about like turkeys do. The Turkey hapenned to be none other than Mad Cow 1st, who later sang the hares song about Mick theKatoy. A really good song, well done. We had another song by one of the Aussies who developed Alziemers and was only cured after sitting in the bucket.Maybe that is the cure, and we should let the rest of the world know. That the cure was found on the Pattaya H3. He then sang a good song that we could all join in with the chorus. Knob Marley came in with his two daughters from England, one aged 14 and one 11. And they were both bigger than their step mom. The man with the swinging bollock was iced and he apparently came from the posh area of England called Guildford. Where all male hashers run with one bollock hanging out. Strange hash that one. Seaman Stains in for the Hash Hymn. And then it was off to happy hour and the rest of the night to partyif you wanted. I myself had to get home because at 6 in the morning I had to get up and stuff the turkey. And this turkey did not have many feathers on.
Good night and goodbye and see you all next week for the last run of 2007.

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