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PH3 Run 1253

Monday, 10 Mar 2008

Hares: Hellboy (RIP), Sir Frog
Scribe: Dirty Harry
Runners: 91

Total Hashers This Week - 91

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Hashers Present Last Week - 68
Ball Ringer (173), Bam Bam (13), Bangka Blower (44), Blue Nose (42), Cabbage Flaps (26), Cabbage Knievel (26), Champoo Tipjak (5), Cheap Norgy Cunt (54), Chicken Legs (152), Chopaka Tipjak (12), Clit Face (410), Daft Vader (132), Dirty Harry (48), Duchess Tadpole (296), Emperor Airhead (989), Empty Sperm Bank (55), Ewok (385), Fuck The Truth (227), Fuckalao (RIP) (75), G.I. Joe (217), German Shepherd (220), Greyhound (RIP) (42), Hellboy (RIP) (58), Jap's Eye (6), Jellobutt (104), Kee Mah (116), King Yao Yao (RIP) (700), Lady Bow Wow (243), Lady Flipper (306), Lady Squeeze My Tube (43), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (839), Master Bates (407), Midnight Star (269), Missing Link (RIP) (58), Mrs. Head (314), Nurse Dick (144), Odd Job (219), Pink Pussycat (48), Pinkaboo (30), Queen Mary (60), Queen Stella (280), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (241), Rambowling (205), Rear Gunner (102), Redcoat (RIP) (148), Retard Wanker (89), Rottweiler (352), Running Dick (5), Satan's Willie (40), Seaman Swallow (208), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (383), Sir Bottomless Pit (263), Sir Dog (377), Sir Fester (RIP) (661), Sir Free Willy (321), Sir Frog (511), Sir MC (318), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (291), Sir Spaghetti Head (452), Sir Stains (400), Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP) (542), Slippery Arse (24), Snoopy (157), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (31), Stupid Kraut Cunt (127), That’s The One (40), Timmy Tight Pants (RIP) (72), Tit Puller (67)
Returners - 15
Ball Sniffer (47), Black Crab (55), Boxhead (148), Bucket Arse (3), Bullshit (27), Franky Goes To 7/11 (29), Fuzzy Lure (62), Invisible Man (30), Jackal (48), Lord Lucan (RIP) (187), Mad Cow (92), Obewan (144), Scar W/2Ts (67), Sgt Lone Wolf (108), Tossa (4)
Visitors - 8
Captain Kirk (RIP) (2), Hot Totty (1), Klaas Kleijer (1), Neil Toone (1), Peter De jaeger (2), Rick Menlov (2), Tom Fucks Jerry (8), Ya Powell (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Sir Frog Was Congratulated For 60 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hellboy (RIP) Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
King Yao Yao (RIP) Was Congratulated For 700 Runs With The PH3
Sir Stains Was Congratulated For 400 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Lady Di (RIP) (11 Mar)
Homocyclist (14 Mar)
Foxy Cleopatra (14 Mar)
Cleopatra (14 Mar)
Cabbage Flaps (12 Mar)
Prawn Princess (13 Mar)
The Mummy (15 Mar)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Sir Frog
60 Hared Runs
Hellboy (RIP)
5 Hared Runs
King Yao Yao (RIP)
700 Runs
Sir Stains
400 Runs

Scribe Report by Dirty Harry

Hello Dear Hashers,

Our GM Spaghetti Head was looking for a volunteer to be the scribe…I felt it was my turn again…but I soon realized that I had forgotten my reading glasses…
The hares Sir Frog and Hell Boy brought us to a nice spot under the Coconut palm trees…and not too far out of the city.
The run was clearly marked with white paper signs till almost the end …all of sudden even the front runners lost their way due to the fact that there was some old paper on the trail.. which made me run more then 7 km…almost a 1 hour run…
After the usual returners were called in by the GM, it was Sir Airhead's turn to lead the circle…
All the so called Black Sheep were iced….called by Sir Chicken Fucker as the black bastards…
We felt segregated…It’s not fair to be considered like that…even a Belgian visitor De Jaeger who stayed closed to our table had to sit in the bucket…he did not understood why…
The Black Sheep are just a group of friends, faithful Hashers seeing each other sometimes. One of those occasions is the monday Hash… Black Sheep are committed to bring some extra food and drinks to share with other friends. I brought extra chairs and a table, Miserable Cunt  brought some undrinkable Sparkling wine, Lone Wolf great Australian wine, Sir Frog French bread and cheese, myself Crab salad and Salami and the Germans Bottomless Pitt and ugly Hell boy some German wine and Frankfurter sausages.  It was great to have a kind off gourmet buffet after the run. And we are planning to organize this once in a while. I saw many jealous looks towards our table, but we do invite all other participants who bring some food to share it with us. So did Ewoks husband who brought some delicious Mexican Tacos.
The GM had an Urgent request. He was looking for Hares for the 24 th of March. Like good Black Sheep, Lone Wolf and myself we were ready …apparently VV did agree to do it with Mr Sheen. Due to a miscommunication the GM  understood that he did not wanna do it anymore. VV had an argument with Sir Frog and was angree. As good Black Sheep we had to clear the situation. We did sent a delegation to VV’s bar , the DAO’s Café. The 2 guys cleared all their problems and we can officially anounce that VV and Mr Sheen will be the Hares on the 24th… Another problem solved by… THE BLACK SHEEP. The next problem to solve is to get  Fini The Faggot out of jail in Belgium.

On..on ( Baaa…baah.)
HP

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