Total Hashers This Week - 113

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Sir MC

Monday's here once again, only a short drive for me and the village people past budha mountain and up the hill to a national park area, one of the better a-sites of late apart from we have to move it as the king was watching us, well on a sign at least but still we obviously cannot bare our behinds even to the sign as most of us realized apart from the hares, but anyway we just moved a little way down the track and all was well. So lots of people again today Charlie and Charlie's Bullet Hole the hares, a change from the normal people who hare every week. The circle gets under way quickly in the military fashion we are starting to get used to with our new GM Spag Head, we are  sent on our way left right left right quick march or even run if you like, which Shit Through a Duck did at a rapid pace. I along with most people only did half the run but I was still past by Shit Through a Duck 6 times he must have got something wrong, the front runners who did the whole run where out there for 90 minutes. Back at the a-site I was borrowing one of the cabbage families chairs watching things around me as I had just been asked to be scribe this week I quickly noticed Bottomless Pit watching Seaman Swallow bending over trying to retrieve something from Chicken Fuckers car and then asked her can you do that again and she did. I gave Cabbage Flaps her chair back and went for a wander to talk to some hashers. I noticed my hash hero Hot Wheels who I was speaking to in town a few days before, I said to him then why don't you come on the hash this week and like magic he was there, why he had not been so much lately was due to travelling. I noticed his 1300 cc motorbike and side car and thought to myself this guy must be insane.
The circle was called and quickly formed as we know the last hasher in gets the bucket, after the normal raffle and things, it's on with the fun Seaman Stains one of the first in for hash crash and had suffered an ingrowing toe nail I don't know what that was on his back though. Hell Boy  probably the ugliest hasher was iced for being extra ugly this week and his grand mother sat on his lap as she only had a choice of Are You Sure to sit on who was in the bucket for just being plain stupid...Stupid Kraut Cunt and King Yao Yao iced for noise abuse , v.v should have been iced for sitting on the bin all night, also those beer police what a noisy bunch. Stupid Kraut Cunt was dressed like a gay French show dancer. I was iced for moving a horny bird I had with me amongst other things.The chicken family where all iced for cannibalism .Scandies and Germans iced and that ugly Hell Boy gets his grandmother on his knee again. Then time for the hares song which Redcoat and Chicken Fucker did insanely, probably better then listening to Charlie Manson doing a gospel song. All the English where iced for something but I was having a leak and I am from the Isle of Wight anyway. We have to leave this a site early, we where told so, with that Spag Head leads us with the hash Hymn what a sight he is with his hat off, then all back to his house for a few hours for more drink, when does it stop ???

on on
MC