Reuters: Dateline 28th Jan 1985. PH3 Run # 29.
Hares are The Pimp and The Pope. With a total of 43 sign ups which include 8 virgins one of which was a guy called Tom from the good old U.S. of A. Who was this guy Tom? Actually he was a business partner of one of the hares (The Pimp). They ran The Wild Elephant Bar. Both have since moved to Pattaya's No.1 Rock and Roll chrome pole palace The TQ-1 on Beach Road, presently the longest serving PH3 hash bar. After his first run hashing became a major part of Tom's life in Pattaya.
Reuters: Dateline 22nd July 1985. PH3 Run # 54.
Tom joined The Pimp and hared his first run. 37 sign ups on the day, the highlight of which was to see the excited Tom turn up on his Honda Dream, jump off and forget to lower the bike stand only to see his bike collapse onto the road.
Reuters: Dateline 4th Nov 1985. PH3 Run # 69.
Tom joined Chris Beezer Cudd for his 2nd attempt at haring a run. This was a special run named 'The Lick, Sip & Suck Run'. With it being the 69th Run a special T-shirt was made and sold for 69 baht. There were 49 sign ups and the shirts soon sold out.
Reuters: Dateline 16 Feb 1987. PH3 Run # 143.
Tom now had 50 runs and had acquired the hash name of 'Airhead'. This was given not because he had plenty of hair on his head, but because he had plenty of air in his head. And even to this day you will always get a good story from Airhead.
Airhead above had a little more hair in the earlier days than he has now, he also had a slimmer look about himself.
Airhead seen below with Sweetballs whilst in charge of The beer wagon.
Reuters: Dateline 21 April 1997. PH3 Run # 684.
Airhead reaches a total of 500 runs and is knighted by the hash with a name change to 'Sir Airhead'.
Reuters: Dateline 22 May 2000. PH3 Run # 846.
On his 650th Anniversary below he receives a plaque made up of coins from GM General Kidney Wiper whilst The Pimp and The Pope (The hares on his 1st run) look on.
Reuters: Dateline 15 July 2002. PH3 Run # 958.
Sir Airhead reaches a total of 750 runs and receives a Free pass for life.
Reuters: Dateline 2nd June 2008. PH3 Run # 1265 (The Betty Boop Run)
The big day arrives. Sir Airhead reaches 1000 Runs with the PH3. An achievement that will take at least three years for anyone else to achieve.
Sir Airhead has now been a PH3 hasher for over 23 years during which time he as served on the Mis-management continuously for the last 20 years.
From 1988 - 1992 as Brew Master. From 1993 - 2008 as Religious Advisor. In all this time he as only twice been recorded as having Hash Shit with 56 recorded sinner events.
He has been scribe on 14 occasions and has hared a total of 52 runs with The PH3. Even with all this experience under his cap he still struggles occasionally to find his way to the a-sites, possibly because the Honda Dream is now too old and this model doesn't have a working tachometer. These days if The hares don't put HHH signs on The Sukhumvit at the relevant turn off Sir Airhead might even get to Sattahip before he realizes he's gone too far. (Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story).
So here we are at The annual Betty Boop Run which has obviously taken 2nd fiddle to Sir Airheads 1000 achievement this year. The hares today are those good looking FRB's Tadpole, Mrs. Head & Queen Stella. So the runners will need their wits and energy with them today. Not only will the guys need their wits & energy they will also need their courage to be able to come out of the closet with their latest female attire. Today's run is a cross dressers paradise where it all hangs out.
On arrival at the a-site I decided to park on the circle side of the dirt road only to find the sand was a little soft and I soon got stuck until I engaged the 4WD to get out of it, so I swiftly moved to a new location with more firmer ground, thinking to myself somebody is going to get stuck here today. It didn't take long before Free Willy arrived and drove right into the same area that I had earlier, within 10 seconds his front wheels had vanished below the sand. Shortly after this, hash hero Hell Boy arrived in his 4WD pick up and soon had him pulled out of the quicksand. All this was happening whilst we were trying to do the sign ups. Finally 102 hashers were signed up and the circle was called. A group photo session then commenced, after which past PH3 GM's were welcomed by Sir Airhead on his 1000th run. 1 virgin and her sponsor were welcomed and then the hares explained about the run. Usual format with the exception of a medium or a long run. How long is long? Lone Wolf cried out. Tadpole was quick to answer, if it's more than 6 inch it's long.
The run got underway at 4:45 pm down the dirt road and into the trees, the first check took quite a while to solve then everybody got going again, some turned back, some went in totally different directions but it was good terrain which ever way you went. The hares were out on trail with a water stop. The checks were good and kept the FRB's on their toes. There was a water crossing that lots of hashers walked around rather than get wet, but poor old Rub Her Dick plunged in and came out without his footwear, he needed a hand job to find them! The front runners took 1 hour and 18 minutes to get back to the a-site and everybody was back within 2 hours without any complaints.
After the usual twilight zone the circle was called by GM Spaghetti Head, the hares were iced and the general consensus was a good run. With Seaman Swallow not attending today due sickness, the circle was given to Bucket Arse to run the raffle, which she did without a problem. Iced during the raffle were General Kidney Wiper for trying to claim a prize with the wrong number. Running Dick for bringing his beer into the circle and Hell Boy for being a noisy bastard.
Returnees were done next, the GM welcomed back a lot of hashers we haven't seen on the run for a while, 1/4 Pounder With Cheese, The Pimp, A Marine Called Mary, General Kidney Wiper, Kilted Kike, Karamba and Extra Testicle. The Virgin and a visitor were then brought in for a down down. Leavers were then given a down down and politely told to F... off.
Anniversary time next with a 50 run mug for Zeal Zucker and then it was the biggy, Sir Airhead in to receive his 1000th Run Award of a Hash Vest and matching hat. Well done Sir Airhead! Did you notice that every time Sir Airhead entered the circle he requested the company of his French maid Ewok.
The next event was the choosing of the best dressed man/woman, the result of this was as follows: Winner Drippy, 2nd was Ewok, 3rd was Hell Boy, 4th was Tadpole and in 5th place was Bow Wow & Snoopy.
Old time hashers Sir Airhead, The Pimp, Sir Chicken F'r and King Yao Yao were iced next, between them they have nearly 3000 runs, wow! Dr. Thrush gets to take over the circle and promptly iced Sir Airhead and pours him a glass full of his magic elixir, of course Sir Airhead needed his French maid to sit and comfort him on the ice. The well worn Seaman Stains mask then appears covering the face of Ringworm who was by this time having problems keeping his beer down, he seemed to bring more up than he drank.
Sir Chicken F'r takes the circle and ices Drippy and explains how Drippy tells his lady he is going to work offshore when he actually does a two or three week stint at The Malibu Bar dressed as a Katoy. Chicken F'r then has Karamba (Kay Ramba for the day to match his attire) on the ice with Drippy. Next in for some ice is Kilted Kike who Chicken F'r claims as had 5 wives and 15 kids since Chicken has done his 850 runs. It's the turn of Sir Airhead and his maid again to take a cold seat whilst Sir Chicken F'r serenades them with The Beatles song 'When I'm 64'. Next in for the ice was Sir Frog who apparently at this time is having Erectile problems and needs Lone Wolf to give him a hand? Sounds like Rule 6 to me.
Spaghetti Head gets the circle back and has a rush of blood and ices all those wearing dirt shirts, The King was heard to mutter 'Your messing with the wrong people shorty'. The GM then ices Bottomless Pit and the newly finger nail painted Free Willy for not showing up at the weekly mis-management meetings.
Bam Bam was given the circle next and he iced the hares and presented them with a cucumber each whilst he entertained the circle with a cucumber song, these cucumbers may become useful later?
Finally The GM calls into the circle Sir Airhead and his maid for three cheers. Then it was the hash hymn and onto the bus and the journey back to Jameson's for some great food, Thanks Kim and staff.
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