Total Hashers This Week - 90

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

That’s The One
50 Runs

Monday is a Hash Day! Squeeze My Tube and I arrived at the bus stop and Running Dick greets us. He tells me today is going to be a good run and I’ll enjoy it. I asked him why he thinks I’ll enjoy it. His answer is because he is one of the Hares. I told him the Hash will decide if it’s a good run.
The bus arrives at a nice area not far from town. Since the bus got there early we have time to mingle with fellow Hashers. That’s always an enjoyable part of the hashes.
The circle is called and hash announcements and new shoes are taken care of. The hares (Bam Bam, Running Dick and Bucket Arse) come in and tell us about the run.Bucket Arse no hash shirt!
The run starts and it doesn’t take long before Sheik MeMe and I do the first FT. Tricky hares laid the paper on the right side and put the FT on the left side so some of us ran straight through it. The second check I followed the crowd on another FT. The third check Redundant Seaman and myself ran passed another FT. I complain but I enjoy the runs, FTs included. The rest of the run was pretty easy because by the time I got to a check it was already solved. 
Back at the A-site the runners came in and no snacks. V.V. takes care of that problem. The G.M. calls the circle and of course the Hares are iced. Next the Hare Raiser (Miserable C_ _t) is put in the bucket for not explaining the duties of the hares. They were virgin hares. His defense was between the Hares they’ve done at least 100 runs.
Seaman Swallow starts the raffle and it isn’t long before she has the ice full. It’s her circle so don’t be disruptive.
Next the anniversaries after which Sir Airhead and Sir Chicken F_ _ker came into the circle. On next weeks run 'The Betty Boop' Sir Airhead will have 1000 runs and Sir Chicken has 850 runs. The Betty Boop should be a good time for all.
The Virgins are checked and their sponsors did a good job. They all had hash shirts.
Sir Airhead takes the circle and starts out with “The singing here sucks”. He ices the hares and everyone agrees it was a good run. The Hares know how to get to Sir Airhead (through his stomach). A couple pieces of chicken were all it took. I don’t think they needed the chicken because it was a good run.
The GM takes the circle and calls all Harley Davidson owners in and tells a joke. Bam Bam takes the circle and ices G.I. Joe, King Yao Yao, Fini, G.M., and Sir Frog. Sir Frog gets the bucket. Bam Bam sings a long song. GM returns to the circle and tells us about a Hash Hero. Easy Slider found a child on trail and carried the child back to the A-site.
Sir Chicken F_ _ker takes the circle and ices Bottomless Pit. Bottomless Pit’s motor bike makes as much noise as the Harley’s because he uses coal for fuel. Next he ices a Capt Sakda. He was running and making a fashion statement. Dressed in camo shirt, shorts, combat boots and what looked like ballet tights.
I’m sorry but by this time I had too much beer and couldn’t read my notes. If I missed anyone I’m sorry. All I can remember is Sir Chicken F_ _ker fell off the ice. The Hares had a song and the Hash Hymn was sung.
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