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PH3 Run 1263

Monday, 19 May 2008

Norwegian Day Run


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Hares: Empty Sperm Bank, Odd Job, Pissed Pole Dancer, Sir Dog, Sir Velcro Dick, Stinky Sloppy Seconds
Scribe: Fini The Faggot
Runners: 121

Total Hashers This Week - 121

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 70
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (82), Are You Sure (RIP) (181), Baby Wipes (89), Bae Lindal (5), Ball Ringer (178), Ball Sniffer (55), Bam Bam (RIP) (18), Bell End (131), Bengt Potato (80), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (43), Butch Cassidy (24), Cabbage Patch (RIP) (14), Chicken Legs (160), Clit Face (418), Crazy Moon (11), Crocodile Farm (3), Drippy (333), Emperor Airhead (998), Empty Sperm Bank (64), Fini The Faggot (274), Frog Licks Its Dick (6), Fuck The Truth (234), Fucking Alice (5), G.I. Joe (225), Greyhound (RIP) (51), Headless Chook (15), Hellboy (RIP) (66), Jelly Bum (70), King Yao Yao (RIP) (709), Ky Kev (76), Lady Bow Wow (253), Lady Flipper (315), Lady Squeeze My Tube (53), Lance My Arse A Lot (14), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (849), Lovely Licker (7), Master Bates (416), Midnight Star (279), Missing Link (RIP) (68), Mrs. Head (324), Odd Job (228), Open Zoo (6), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (129), Pissed Pole Dancer (99), Queen Stella (286), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (251), Rambowling (214), Rottweiler (360), Running Dick (9), Seaman Ella (3), Seaman Swallow (218), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (117), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (393), Sir Arse-A-Holic (302), Sir Bottomless Pit (272), Sir Dog (387), Sir Free Willy (331), Sir Frog (521), Sir MC (328), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (301), Sir Spaghetti Head (462), Sir Stains (410), Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP) (552), Sir Velcro Dick (172), Snoopy (167), Steptoe (22), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (39), That’s The One (49), Tinka Bell (56), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (392)
Returners - 33
Apple Sauce (45), Apple Tree (70), Boxhead (149), Bucket Arse (6), Crocodile (16), Dirt Digger (30), Dirty Harry (50), Dizzy (80), Dr. Pinky (389), Duchess Tadpole (305), Festering Squid Jazzer (129), Festering Streaker (289), Ice Cream (39), Icy Davidson (91), Jackal (51), Jellobutt (106), Lord Lucan (RIP) (192), Mint Jelly (72), Mint Sauce (131), Mona Lisa (32), Naughty Nat (48), Pelvic Thruster (163), Quarter Slot (26), Ratcatcher (77), Rectum (6), Ringworm (272), Scrumpy (171), Sir Fester (RIP) (667), Sir Sweetballs (RIP) (557), Texas Camel Fucker (110), Tiger Bum (28), Tree Frog (219), V.V. (414)
Visitors - 18
China (2), Chompoo Pungchampa (4), Easy Slider (2), Guardian Angel (1), John Howard (1), Kosovo Twostep (2), Ratree Densungnoen (1), Reindeer Dick (3), Ron Brown (2), Scento Pussy (1), Shooting Star (2), Split Beaver (3), Squiggly (1), Supasinee Trithong (5), Tonglai Garun (1), Ulrika Kedier (1), Woolly Jumper (2), Ying Aksorn (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Pissed Pole Dancer Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Dirty Harry Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Daft Vader (22 May)
Ball Sniffer (19 May)
Bob-A-Gob (24 May)
Cupcake (23 May)
Mamasans Big Boy (23 May)
Bubbles (22 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Pissed Pole Dancer
5 Hared Runs
Dirty Harry
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Fini The Faggot

The Norwegian run today and with ODD JOB as the main hare, it will be a very interesting one. Up to Harry Potter's place and off we go to the A-site. Arriving on the dirt road VALENTINO STAINS was "WOBBLING" in front of us onhis racing machine (I wonder who can drives best SS or FESTER?) anyway we arriveon top off the hill with one of the most beautiful views overlooking Pattaya. The Norwegians are everywhere busy with all kind of stuff. Alot of new old faces showing up (probably for a free t-shirt and some good food) Form a circle yells our HAIRY GM ... the usual new shoes christened and the HORNY Norwegians in the circle to tell us paper is white and the "sjecks" are red and we had to follow Empty Spermbank to lead us on paper. A lot of new FRB's with Jello Butt in front starting to race all ready...... no problem I'll catch them later and I did while J.B. was running around in circles to find the bloody paper!!! G.I. JOE and me FINI took control off the pack and after a very clever "ODD JOB sjeck" I found the paper and got about everybody back on-on trail. Weran throughall kinds off tracks up and down.. Creeks and ropes, a very entertaining run. Jello Buttcame out of nowhere and tookthe lead again whilst suddenly he disappeared.. guess what he's sitting next to the last SJECK no idea which way to go waiting after the FRB sayingshoe problem!!! Anyway our FRB Ladies Mrs. HEAD and the QUEEN found the paper to the A-site. Between 54 and 70 minutes ended a very good organised runfor all of us. The HORNY LADIES prepared delicious salmon sandwiches with liquorwhilst Velcro Dick was giving the free t-shirts away.A lot of beers later at 18.48 Spaggy told me I was the scribe today and started the circle.... many things happened and many people iced or put in the bucket and our R.A's.... SIR AIRHEAD... SIR CHICKEN F'r... SIR FROG entertained the circle with lots of funny stories,also the GM of Chiang Mai Bunnies WOOLLY JUMPER took care of some noisy B's, well done. I can tell you that this circle was one of the longest, it ended around 20.40!!Well a few hashers (real men) stayed at the beertruckemptyingall theBOOZE. Another great hash afternoon .... CU next week...... Special thanks to our HORNY hares ODD JOB.... F. DOG... Velcro DICK... Empty Spermbank and our two ladies PPD.... SSS
The One and Only
FINI

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