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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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A short journey out of town found us at the A-site. A large flat field with short grass and scattered bushes for shade, a good start hares. The GM called the circle, welcomed the visitors and virgins and dealt with the new shoes before calling the hares FINI THE F**T and ABSOLUTELY NO F**G IDEA to describe the run. FINI attired in his customary gay pink t-shirt explained that the trail paper, checks and FT’s were in pink color and sent us on our way. Off we went trough grass and dusty trails with the sun beating down on us and the usual fast starters calling the way. At the first check those front runners were devilry tricked into taking a false trail by the hares and by the time they returned to the check the correct trail had already been found, putting those front runners behind some of the walkers. So to the second check, with the “then” front runners checking to the right and finding paper. Some way further SEAMAN STAINS was seen coming towards them (nothing strange in that-you often come across him doing his own thing on the run) The runners therefore just greeting him as they passed but were shocked as they came to a pink FT some 75 meters further on, he was duly punished later on in the circle. The run continued with good check and loops in an overall anti-clockwise direction until the front runners arrived back to the A-site in a time of 55 minutes. I later spoke to a walker who informed me that he arrived in over 1 hour, which proves the good checks kept the pack together. Well done hares! The GM called the circle and the raffle was called by SEAMAN SWALLOW while STEPTOE was still entertaining the cracks by continuing the ablutions close to the circle. Hares were iced with FINI in his evening attire comprising of a pink and white flower blouse topping off yellow bloomers, a good run was declared! Amongst others LANCE MY ASS A LOT was iced for keeping hashers waiting until 8 pm before delivering last weeks hash sheets into the TQ1. Birthdays were announced MAD COW 9th of May and FINI 13th of May, also FINI was iced later on by SIR FROG to get a lot of pink presents from his Black Sheep pals, one of the presents were a pink and white pair of rubber shoes to match his blouse.HELL BOY was iced cause he didn’t buy a present for FINI’s birthday, the Cheap Charlie! There were various funny jokes and sketches by the SIR CHICKEN F**R stand in for the hares song and sing “The pink panty song” before SEAMAN STAINS took over to do the Hash Hymn. All in the bus or car and onto the ON ON this weeks was DAO Café for more cold beer and good free food cooked by our French Chef and well know hasher VV.
ON ON until next week BALL RINGER and BELL END
