Monday 16th of June and we are back, ready for run number 1267. People that do not have a car or do not know too much about the area around Pattaya choose to take the bus, and of course it is much more fun to join the bus.
After about 30 long minutes in the nice ”state of the art bus” we are there at the a-site.
After a break at the meeting place, Mr alias George ”small” Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD was shouting out and announcing todays run number 1266, sorry Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD this is run number 1267, how can you Grandmaster forget a run number?
Anyway we correct him, and Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD announced todays hares are SIR AIRHEAD, SEAGULL SHIT and RUBBER DICK. (and 2 ladies HONEY BUNNY and MATA HARI).
Then Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD introduce the new virgin ”Cunning Stunt” and his sponsor LONE WOLF.
Oh shit, my girlfriend has new shoes, and of course Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD makes me join the 4 others with the new shoes. A can of beer before the run is a ”perfect” refresher. Sir Airhead announced there were some ”puppy`s out there and the lucky ones that find them will be rewarded with a very expensive gift.
Then everybody is ready for the race, sorry the run !!!!!!! Karamba starts in front and takes the lead, it is almost straight up, but all the other hashers are behind him. After a few minutes run there was a checkpoint, most of the hashers are going the wrong way, and of course FT, but then the Front runner (have no name ?) found a puppy. He was smiling like a kid, and screaming out OH YES I am going to be rich !!!!!!.
Back to the checkpoint and Karamba was in the lead again, followed by Mr puppy (Have no name) and Mud Cracker. A new checkpoint, and what was happening. Karamba was running alone and did not shout out ON ON. All the others hashers were running around like rabbits, and found two FT, before we found the right way where Karamba was running 10 minutes ago.
Nobody could hear Karamba shout out ON ON. I think Karamba had a big smile when he saw nobody behind him.
After 2 more checkpoint, we found Karamba alone and completely lost (ha..ha..) Karamba was lost, and Sheik Meme and Zeal Zucker saw him walking alone back with no paper from the the direction that was the right direction (we found out later) after a short checking.
It is good to have with us G.I. JOE, everybody within 25 km can hear when he shouts out ON ON. The reason I say this, is because my grilfriend was lost and alone, but she could hear G.I. JOE shout out ON ON. She was so happy and start to run like a dog, to catch up with the rest of the hashers, thank you G.I. JOE.
The run was perfect, not too hard and not too easy, what I will say 8.5 out of 10 points. What I was missing was of course some more MUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the race, sorry the run SIR AIRHEAD was put on the ice with the rest of the hares SEAGULL SHIT and RUBBER DICK.
Yeah they were deserving it, there was no mud in the race.
Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD was looking for the front runners, PPSS, Ice Butt Bunny, Mud Cracker, Sir Chicken Fucker (if I remember correct) and one more. Mister George small Bush SPAGHETTI HEAD said, this is not a race, (and of course we know that, but someone needs to bring home the hashers !!!!!) this is a run. Maybe a good idea to punish the front runners to carry a 10 kg rucksack on the next run ????
The virgin was named ”Cunning Stunt” and his sponsor LONE WOLF have to sit on the ice, the virgin had to sit in the bucket, and the LONE WOLF on the ice, oh yes we want to see a stunt, and of course Karamba take the big block of ice and put on the head of virgin ”Cunning Stunt” and the LONE WOLF have to try to break the block of ice with no luck.
Virgin ”Cunning Stunt” is still alive, but maybe with some real headache. If you read this Cunning Stunt, it is not the beer you were drinking that day that give you that headache.
Sir Frog becomes The Bad RA for the night. Sir Frog like to talk, and put people on the ice, yes you are ”chubby” SIR FROG. If you ask people walking behind you they could easily follow your track, they did not have to look for paper, just follow your tracks.
Later in the circle SIR AIRHEAD was renamed EMPEROR AIRHEAD, after more than 1000 run he is really an emperor after being into this since 1985. EMPEROR AIRHEAD was on the ice several times, and later when he had a problem to sit he was choosing the bucket, a good choice, not so slippery and EMPEROR AIRHEAD can sit still. EMPEROR AIRHEAD also had a problem with speaking, many hashers were learning a lot of new words like ” You Fu….. blind fuc…..” and other words that you will never find in any dictionary after trying to sit on the ice, yeah I understand why you were choosing the bucket of ice.
Oh I almost forgot, the lucky winners of the luxury gift after finding the puppy's. But what is happeing, 4 girls with puppy's. Where is the man that found the first puppy, the man that was sceaming out ”I am going to be rich” Anyway the luxury gift was, a grinder, a small battery fan, hair dryer, and a T-shirt.
These girls are going to sleep good tonight. (lucky bastards).
The show is over and we are heading back to The Outback Bar for the hashers that want to have a good meal and a nice view.
That's all folks
See you all next week, it is a free run for me!!!
On On
Mud Cracker