THE GREAT AUSSIE RUN
I went to the bus site at 3.30 pm and the bus was late, which is unusual but he did eventually turn up, poor guy had nothing else to do as most of us.
Good turn out for the Aussie Run, 110 sign ups, which isn’t bad considering it's the low season. We got to the A-site and were called to the circle by the GM and introduced to the new virgins, FROG DOG iced for not providing T-shirts for his virgins.
The GM called the hares K.A.M., APPLES TURNOVER, PISS POORER and LONE WOLF to explain the run, but only LONE WOLF was there, the rest were still on the trail, probably had a late night in their favourite night spot in boys town?
LONE WOLF who looked like a “DINGO” from Ayres Rock suffering from food poisoning, rabies’ etc.. explained about the run.
I can say after running it, excellent run which started with a good first hill clinch and then got progressively harder with the second hill climb just a real killer but checks and paper well laid out, well done Aussies!
There were a few comments that the Monday run and the circles getting too long, let’s keep it up to everybody’s credit, both runners and walkers finishing in good timing and second quiet pleased with themselves, better than an easy run, the beer tasted better too.
The circle was called about 6.30 pm by GM SPAGHETTI HEAD, The 4 kangaroos Katoys were iced for a good run; their outfits looked like they got it from Tiffanys, a popular Australian bar.
Circle handed over to EMPEROR AIRHEAD, who gave some garbled story that SIR CHICKEN F**R said SIR FROG has to be resuscitated.
Circle handed to SHEIKH MEME he iced the hares for not being here at the start and something about the abuse of the plastic kangaroo that looked like Kevin Rudd.
Circle handed over to SIR CHICKEN F**R or should that be KANGAROO F**R, who set out his usual Indian war dance icing men and women a like and sexual abusing the plastic kangaroo which took a hell of a beating, not satisfied with this, then scared the children off, well done!
Then the Aussies auctioned off some plastic coin for the Jesters Care For Kids program in September, first in was SWALLOW with a bid of 6000 baht, then her husband SEAMAN STAINS went up to 16.000 baht, well done for the good cause!
Then the Aussie choir boys sang their song to close the circle which was another good Aussie day, good run and great area for the circle, please do again!
BALLRINGER was brought in for being in the hospital for 10 days but still turning up, either very keen or stupid, a legend in his own underpants.
The day finished with a few piss stops and ON ON to the DAO Café for some good food
ON ON
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