Daylight cum and I wanna go home.....Daylight cum and I wanna go home...this song has been the most relevant hash song for me this year. With all the Aussie boys in from PNG and Sheik MeMe some really massive nights have turned into day. Today was no exception and managed to climb out of bed around 2 and make my way down to the Lek. The usual suspects were assembling with that harrowed lookwith theknowledge that we would be back on the squirt very soon and all would be well again. With the call of ON ON the old Buddha bus creaked away and we wereoff to Wat Huay Yai near the 331. I sat with SimoneEbola and listened to some story about his island holiday whilst he sucked down chang beer and fags, his aim today was to beat G.I. Joe, talk about preparation anyway he saved me from having to talk. Sign-ups by the GM & Clit then the GM calls the circle and Sir Fester infor his 77 years young birthday, congrats YA YA YA which had to be done in the first circle as he was heading off to the ON ON shortly. 2 Virgins, New shoes, then the hares Seaman Stains and Dog Licks Its Dick in to tellus about the run whichwas a little confusing as Seaman is averse to following paper so Dog must have laid the run. The first few checks worked a treat and by the time I reached the checks everyone was waiting for thecall ON ON. We made our way over a hill then down into a lushriver valley and up to a waterfall which was flowing into a nice poolwith a big cave which was like something outof a Tarzan movie, we then had to climb up the steep bankjust as the rain started and followed theriver through a nice junglesection coming out on top of a small plateau with another well laid check which grouped all again as ON ON was being calledin two different directions. Through some Tapioca and rubber plantations and over the river again and back to the beer truck. Forty mins for the FRB and an hour for the Fat Bastards. After a good chat with those around the beer truckand with Bottomless Pit telling me a story which blew me away.
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?""I dunno..." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
The GM calls the circle and it seemed as though it would be short as the rain was playing havoc with the masses. Visitors, Returnees, Anniversaries Seaman Stains 30 Haredruns and Tadpole 300 runs T-shirt. Bad RA in to deal with the hares who had failed toput up suitablehash signs instead used computer paper with their wives eyeliner,as they had left four signs at home. Drippy said he liked the run so they were excused with down downs. The Bad RA then iced Capt Sakda and he was named Rabbit Shooterand Barnacle Bollox's son was named One Hung Low. Hell Boy, auto trader, bike salesman, iced for dodgy after-sales service. Chicken was dressed as a Muslimcleric iced the umbrella holders Satans Willie, GKW, the King & Queen and Fucking Dog then the condom wearersT4, Running Dick, Fini The Faggot and Free Willy who looked like a Telly Tubby.Miserable Cunt then icedbecause he ran to Bangkok to escape from his girlfriend who has a tattoo on her bum which says I love Chicken Fucker who went over there in the morning and while she was asleep he had his way with her. He knows the only thing she likes about Miserable Cuntis his hair. Terminal 4 Skin was seen down at his local beach bar with an 18yo who he'd bar fined from the classroom, when she needs to pee he gives her 2 Baht and drops her on his motorcycle the 50 meters to the hong nam which must be LOVE. Hares on in with Hell Boy in the bucket for some religion administration with the well known hash song 'hallelujah hallelujah' sung by all to the only real God BEER!!
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
As we all know if you drink enough beer you will live to 100 years old and if you drink beer smoke and have lots of sex you will live to 300 years old just ask Chicken Fucker. down downs for themand the GM takes control of the congregation icing Bam Bam for having sex with a gorilla insisting that he needed a bucket over its head so it wouldn't bite him duringorgasm, then Barnacle Bollox iced for disrespecting the GM who is always right. G.I. Joe and the GM iced by Bam Bam who led the circle in the song 'the hasher cries ON ON' with all joining in forthe chorus. Barnacle Bollox then icesOne Hung Low and Alex Blackford and sings the 'bamboo' song which was very funny. Chicken Fucker then ices the Queen as she should get sex tonight from theKing as its the Queens Birthday. The GM calls the hares to sing us a song and they ice Fini The Faggot, Missing Link and Andy Campbell and sing'finger in' when Barnacle Bollox adds a few more verses 'fucking dead' which went down well. The GM in for ON ON Shagwell Outback Bar info and thank all the real hashers who weathered the rain to enjoy a very entertaining night on the piss. Bam Bam thenices the military men G.I. Joeand the GM who can't dressand they finish the last two down downs. Seaman Stains in for the hash hymn with Bam Bam, G.I. Joe, Chicken Fucker, Stinky Sloppy Seconds and Barnacle Bollox. On the bus to the ON ON when to our surprise we end up going via the Lek where we lost a few hashers the bus driver was late to meet his girlfriend and dropped us on Klang and 16 of us made trail 500 meters to the Outback bar where Dog Licks its Dick, Seaman Stains,Smiling Brown Spider, Bam Bam, Satans Willie, the GM Bottomless Pit, Hell Boyamongst otherspartied hard When Dog started buying everyone drinksI knew this was going to be one of those nights 'Daylight cum and I wanna go home'
ON ON
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