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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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Another Monday, another run. After a 8 hour ride from Udon, I am not feeling my usual self. So of course our Grand Master Spaghetti Head makes me the scribe. The hares, Dog Licks Its Dick, Miserable Cunt and Sir Chicken Fucker had us at a very nice A-site. After a few new shoes and virgins were dealt with, the run got underway. I did my usual thing and grabbed a burger and looked for a comfortable place to wait out the run. Luckily my good buddy Obewan had a chair for me. I don't know much about the run, but I heard Fini The Faggot screwed everyone up in the beginning by calling a check an FT. Everyone was going in circles until they sorted it out. My beautiful wife Honey Bunny and most of the rest considered it a good run. After a few beers and refreshments, the circle was formed. The usual raffle winners, anniversaries, returnees, visitors, virgins were all dealt with. After this we had the stand in for the bad RA, Barnacle Bollox. Two bad songs and a botched attempt at naming a crack, his time was up. Next the GM iced all The British to celebrate Gary Glitter's release from a Vietnamese prison. A few good jokes later, Seaman Stains named a new runner 'Fuck The Bus' who had just happened to delay the bus departure today. Sir Chicken Fucker took the circle next and had Running Dick on ice, something about a crack sticking a lit cigarette up his nose. Chicken Fucker's remedy was to have him stick his head in the arse bucket water. Then he had Rear Gunner in for no good reason except to molest his girlfriend Pinkaboo. You just gotta love him! The hares did their song whilst Chicken Fucker sang an old cowboy classic 'Yippee KY' whilst his co-hares Dog Licks Its Dick and Miserable Cunt rode the ice. The hash hymn wrapped up the party and everyone was on their way. Some to Classroom 2 and the rest, who knows?
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